9 Celebs Falling on Hard Times

Yoko Ono and Michael Jackson looking alike? I don't think that photo looks like Yoko Ono..but then again Micheal Jackson isn't a pretty human being. I think MJ tried to make himself look like Elizabeth Taylor..but that all went wrong!
Why do the floon fans want to go see a 50-year-old man still trying to do the moonwalk and grabbing his crotch and the like?

Anne wrote:

Yoko Ono and Michael Jackson looking alike? I don't think that photo looks like Yoko Ono..but then again Micheal Jackson isn't a pretty human being. I think MJ tried to make himself look like Elizabeth Taylor..but that all went wrong!
Why do the floon fans want to go see a 50-year-old man still trying to do the moonwalk and grabbing his crotch and the like?

i think the point was some sort of selfharm, or trying to stop lookin like his dad, not to look like elizabeth taylor.
and we want to go see him dance cuz he's great at it. actualy part of his appeal is that he's the only man who can practially start wanking on stage and it STILL looks like a dance move.:D lol.

lusmmmmmjjj wrote:

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i think the point was some sort of selfharm, or trying to stop lookin like his dad, not to look like elizabeth taylor.

So you're saying all the Caucasian features -- including the straight wig and bleached skin -- are all due to his desire to look different to his father?

Nice excuse, f'loon, but it doesn't last in reality. You don't need to transform into a Caucasian female in order to differ from your parents.

[Is it just me or does he look like Yoko Ono in this photo?-ed.]

If Yoko had been buried for the last 50 years, dug up, given clown white #10 make-up and bewigged, then yeah - I suppose so. <snerks>

It is seen Michael thought he was Peter Pan but Peter Pan knew he wasn't Michael Jackson.

Stardice wrote:

MICHAEL IS STILL RICH HE OWNS HALF OF SONY, OWNS HALF OF THE BEATLES CATALOG, OWNS A PERCENTAGE OF ELVIS, HE MAKES 400 MILLION WITHOUT SINGING A NOTE!!! WY DO YU THINK HE STIL FLIES IN PRIVATE JETS, DRIVES IN LIMO'S, BUYS MANSIONS DUM MEDIA DAMIT

WRONG! You're fired.

Pick up your things and get out.

You'd think they'd be afraid to foreclose on Victoria Gotti's house - I mean she still might have "connections".

Stardice wrote:

<shitloads of wrong stuff snipped because, well, f'loons are too dumb to handle more than one thing at a time> BUYS MANSIONS DUM MEDIA DAMIT

Please list the mansions he has bought.

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MJ looks like the Joker! A little more lipstick and we have a ringer!

Phinneous Whiskerbiscuit wrote:

MJ looks like the Joker! A little more lipstick and we have a ringer!

I think he looks a bit like a kabuki drag queen.

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Please list the mansions he has bought.
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Stardice? Where'd you go? Where's the list of women? Stardice? Stardice? STARDICE? Bueller?