In bed with Kylie Minogue

kylie minogue ki ma ka phudda

This femal arsonist must pay first for her arson by my house: www.arson.eu.ki
The custodial judge wait here in Germany!
Reference number by the Cologne/Köln police, Germany is: 90 UJs 1352/05

NO PROMOTION, NO PROVIT,
NO RELEASES AND NO PUBLICITY FOR CRIMINAL CELEBRITY!

Or is this a new style of Australia fascism...?

Willie Obst wrote:

This femal arsonist must pay first for her arson by my house: www.arson.eu.ki
The custodial judge wait here in Germany!
Reference number by the Cologne/Köln police, Germany is: 90 UJs 1352/05
NO PROMOTION, NO PROVIT,
NO RELEASES AND NO PUBLICITY FOR CRIMINAL CELEBRITY!
Or is this a new style of Australia fascism...?

Hi Willie ~

A) New style of Australia fascism.

B) Or the fire is because Kylie still won't let Angela Merkel borrow her top. So Merkel takes a page out of the burning of the Reichstag building playbook: Starts a fire and blames it on Kylie, with the caveat that all tomfoolery will stop once Kylie hands over the top.

It all started with a phone call. November 17, 2009. 2:34pm.

Merkel - That's a really cute top you wore on Top of the Pops. Lemme borrow it.
Kylie - Ummm, no.
Merkel - I wanna borrow the top.
Kylie - Let me think - No.
Merkel - Aren't we friends?
Kylie - Um, I guess so.
Merkel - So what's the problem? Gimme the top.
Kylie - No.
Merkel - You're not even wearing it.
Kylie - Nyet. No.
Merkel - Don't be a betch, lemme borrow the top.
Kylie - No. You'd stretch it out.
Merkel - F* you you fat betch. That's right, I called you fat. Gimme the top!
Kylie - Read my Dr. Pepper glossed lips - No.
Merkel - Oh it is on. It is so on, sugartits.
Kylie - click.

C) Kylie just didn't like the interior decorating.