Why David Letterman Hates Sarah Palin

Daves kid born out of wed lock a real b******

who is Daves kid father anyone know

THE TOP TEN REASONS LETTERMAN HATES PALIN

10 He's afraid of her because she's smarter than he is.
9 He feels guilty because he secretly finds her so attractive.
8 He's jealous because she gives thoughtful, intelligent responses to difficult questions.
7 He feels inadequate when faced by an intellectually superior female
6 He's envious because he's never field-dressed an el.
5 He's embarrassed that he doesn't even know the difference between an elk and a moose (human OR animal).
4 He's worried that she will become the next president, and he won't be able to buy her approval.
3 He's dumbfounded at how she still dresses so well after having to give away all her nice clothes to charity.
2 He's hurt because he knows that when he retires, she will turn down the offer to replace him on the show.
1 He knows that her ratings are better than his are!

ELK!

Palin made Daves rateings go UP UP lets hope away LOL

David Letterman...what a man..making jokes about someone getting knocked up..look how long it took him to marry the mother of his son...wonder how much that cost him...alot I hope..open mouth and put in your big foot

I hope your stalker comes back you scumbag. Your wife is ass-faced ugly too.

Obama blocks access to White House visitor lists... Developing...Maybe David slept in the Lincoln Bedroom to trash Palin. Boy the liberal loons are scared to death of her....you liberals need to quit whimpering.

David Letterman hates Sarah Palin because she is stupid. Simple, really.

I hate Sarah Palin for twenty more reasons. I will never,never vote for her.

So are you having a aha moment Mr.Letterman ???

and yet another discussion filled with whack jobs.

Anon wrote:

David Letterman hates Sarah Palin because she is stupid. Simple, really.

Letterman doesn't hate Palin. Like other morons who throw themselves into the public spotlight, they provide great material for his act. But Dave doesn't always know what is funny but in poor taste and what is just in poor taste. Few comics do especially since the national IQ seems to be slipping.

Jan wrote:

THE TOP TEN REASONS LETTERMAN HATES PALIN
10 He's afraid of her because she's smarter than he is.
9 He feels guilty because he secretly finds her so attractive.
8 He's jealous because she gives thoughtful, intelligent responses to difficult questions.
7 He feels inadequate when faced by an intellectually superior female
6 He's envious because he's never field-dressed an el.
5 He's embarrassed that he doesn't even know the difference between an elk and a moose (human OR animal).
4 He's worried that she will become the next president, and he won't be able to buy her approval.
3 He's dumbfounded at how she still dresses so well after having to give away all her nice clothes to charity.
2 He's hurt because he knows that when he retires, she will turn down the offer to replace him on the show.
1 He knows that her ratings are better than his are!

How many time has David addressed his wife as "Sara" even though that is not her first name?
Does he mumble, "SARA MY DARLING" in his sleep or during his marital performances (if he is not IMPOTENT)?

Le Jimbo wrote:

Obama blocks access to White House visitor lists... Developing...Maybe David slept in the Lincoln Bedroom to trash Palin. Boy the liberal loons are scared to death of her....you liberals need to quit whimpering.

Isn't THE TIMING of this LATEST MOVE FOR SECRECY on the part of the OBAMAS interesting?

This Show Must Go Off wrote:

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Isn't THE TIMING of this LATEST MOVE FOR SECRECY on the part of the OBAMAS interesting?

They can't come close to the Bushies when it comes to secrecy.lol

Anon wrote:

David Letterman hates Sarah Palin because she is stupid. Simple, really.

All TVs will be on Letterman tonight!

10 He's afraid of her because she's smarter than he is.
9 He feels guilty because he secretly finds her so attractive.
8 He's jealous because she gives thoughtful, intelligent responses to difficult questions.
7 He feels inadequate when faced by an intellectually superior female
6 He's envious because he's never field-dressed an el.
5 He's embarrassed that he doesn't even know the difference between an elk and a moose (human OR animal).
4 He's worried that she will become the next president, and he won't be able to buy her approval.
3 He's dumbfounded at how she still dresses so well after having to give away all her nice clothes to charity.
2 He's hurt because he knows that when he retires, she will turn down the offer to replace him on the show.
1 He knows that her ratings are better than his are!

What a fantasy world these people live in.

In what world is Sarah Palin "Smart". What are the measure / criteria?

And they totally lost any credibility when they said "she gives thoughtful, intellegent answers". I had to take a 10 minute break to stop laughing!

Wait...I'm laughing again.......

This Show Must Go Off wrote:

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Isn't THE TIMING of this LATEST MOVE FOR SECRECY on the part of the OBAMAS interesting?

You mean the fact they simply want to continue the policy that George Bush had in place fo 8 years. I get it....you think its amazing anyone would want to KEEP one of George Bush's policies....

Well even a broken clock is right twice a day.

Le Jimbo wrote:

Obama blocks access to White House visitor lists... Developing...Maybe David slept in the Lincoln Bedroom to trash Palin. Boy the liberal loons are scared to death of her....you liberals need to quit whimpering.

Why dont you get it!?! Any one - liberal, moderate, etc would LOVE to run against her. No one is scared of her! She already torpedo'd one presidential election and you want to wheel her out there again! Please! Do it!