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Saturday Nov 7 | Posted by: Iria

Fowl Play Halts Large Hadron Collider Tests

Full story: technologyexpert.blogspot.com

As death threats preceded the startup of the Large Hadron Collider (LHC) last year, one might not be surprised at foul play as testing is performed prior to the restart of the LHC. But fowl play?

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“I am Plum crazy”

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Saturday Nov 7
 
Oh, a bird dropped a piece of bread into it. It was a wonder that the fowl didn't foul the collider.

And what is a Hardon Collider? ;-)

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Horns on the same goat...

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Saturday Nov 7
 
I was wondering the same thing. Sounds painful.
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Sunday Nov 8
 
Very interesting that a single bird could cause such a problem. Can't wait until they get it up & running. Am looking forward to reading the results.
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Sunday Nov 8
 
Holy crap, the device that is to bring a sure end to the world as we know it was halted by a hungry bird!! God works in mysterious ways.

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Purple Gurl wrote:
Oh, a bird dropped a piece of bread into it. It was a wonder that the fowl didn't foul the collider.
And what is a Hardon Collider? ;-)
You can go to Wikipedia and type in Hardon Collider in the search box and it will bring up everything about it.I know you won't like what you read about this device because it is purpose is to recreate The God Partical.To find out what The God Partical is go to search again and well you get the idea.I hope this satisfies your curiosity.

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Sunday Nov 8
 
Freddy, my parrot friend on my shoulder, is laughing his tail feathers off right now. Darn it! He poo's when he laughs...

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<quoted text>You can go to Wikipedia and type in Hardon Collider in the search box and it will bring up everything about it.I know you won't like what you read about this device because it is purpose is to recreate The God Partical.To find out what The God Partical is go to search again and well you get the idea.I hope this satisfies your curiosity.
Uh, hardon collider? Sounds like something I don't want to google.

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JustTweakIt wrote:
<quoted text>You can go to Wikipedia and type in Hardon Collider in the search box and it will bring up everything about it.I know you won't like what you read about this device because it is purpose is to recreate The God Partical.To find out what The God Partical is go to search again and well you get the idea.I hope this satisfies your curiosity.
You didn't catch my risque pun. I deliberately misspelled it. I said Hardon (what a man gets), not Hadron.
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Freddy, my parrot friend on my shoulder, is laughing his tail feathers off right now. Darn it! He poo's when he laughs...
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Sunday Nov 8
 
A sign from above?

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What do you expect from quantum physicists?

Q: Why are quantum physicists so poor at sex?
A: Because when they find the position, they can't find the momentum, and when they have the momentum, they can't find the position.
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Sunday Nov 8
 
All those billions of dollars and the coolers don't have their own power supply under a roof.

Lol.
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