remember volunteering for 1 week of classes registeration helper. none of us that volunteered got the classes we requested in the university.
there was no 'fine print' on the form, it was added after we asked, i was there with another student. I remember waiting outside the door of the dept advisor for 50 minutes,'the office hours were 1 year ago','the person does not have the current semester catalog','other advise quit your job, after being told to GROW UP BUT NO_NO on over 18 material'.
Oh I remember the student asked 'I have a date tomorrow can I turn in late homework?'. OH geez, my sisters jealous, we have a girl whose Marine boyfriend has a ring. Plus the girl needs a spare boy when the Super Marine is out of town.

NEVER VOLUNTEER.