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  • Yesterday | via Portland Tribune 

    Mikel Kelly: Memorial Day is coming! Memorial Day is...

    Perhaps, like me, you watch way too much TV. If so, you understand that this is what Memorial Day has come to mean - the words 'Memorial Day' vibrating across your giant screen in red, white and blue, with stars exploding out of the words like fireworks and dollar bills raining down from the sky, suggesting that the deals on mattresses THIS Memorial Day are so amazing that you will almost certainly be driven to an orgasmic binge of shopping as soon as you get your sorry butt to the mattress store.

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