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Okay now that that's out of the way... In all seriousness, if you look up "ineptness" in the dictionary, it's likely you will find a blurb about the Detroit Lions historically bad season a year ago.
Detroit Lions Rookie Brandon Pettigrew to Start
So far in this off-season, the Detroit Lions coaching staff seems to be happy with their second, first-round pick, tight end Brandon Pettigrew.
Judge blocks suspensions of Kevin and Pat Williams
Kevin Williams #93 and Pat Williams #94 of the Minnesoa Vikings in action during the NFL game against the Detroit Lions at Ford Field on December 7, 2008 in Detroit, Michigan.
Lions release veteran LB Alex Lewis
Detroit Lions veteran linebacker Alex Lewis has been released, according to the team's Web site.
Lions' policy: best safety first
Allen Park -- Nowhere is the Lions' offseason roster overhaul more evident than in the secondary.
From West Point, to the NFL, to a bobsled?
Caleb Campbell's athletic path has taken an icy detour, possibly toward an unlikely spot in the Vancouver Olympics.
Lions' Schwartz aware of chance he has
Lions coach Jim Schwartz is away on break, having finished a mandatory mini-camp at the practice facility last week.
Man pleads not guilty to killing high school coach of Lions defensive end Jared DeVries
The man accused of killing an Iowa high school football coach has pleaded not guilty to first-degree murder.
Do the Detroit Lions Have a Puncher's Chance in 2009?
In 2008, I wrote an article as to why the Miami Dolphins could contend that year.
Lions have high hopes for offensive line
Allen Park -- Lions quarterback Matthew Stafford eyed his pursuer and playfully darted behind a giant cooler for a few seconds of peace.
Should Matt Stafford Be the Detroit Lions' Starting Quarterback?
Pete Prisco of CBS Sports.com says that Detroit should end the debate and start Matt Stafford.
Detroit Lions pitch 'Roar Zone' plan with tix at $30 a game
Detroit Lions wide receiver Calvin Johnson makes a catch during the first day of minicamp last month in Allen Park, Mich.
Lions hope grub will grab fans
We all know a hot dog is the perfect comfort food for a Tigers game. But what is the perfect food for a Lions game? I bring this up because the Lions announced an all-you-can-eat section at Ford Field this season.
Previewing the Detroit Lions' 2009 Season: A Positional Report Card
The Detroit Lions are a team with nowhere to go but up after turning in the NFL's first ever 0-16 season in 2008.
2009 Fantasy outlooks: Detroit Lions
The Lions made sweeping changes following their 0-16 season, complete with a tweaked uniform and logo.
Jaguars trade veteran WR Dennis Northcutt to Lions for third-year S Gerald Alexander
The Jacksonville Jaguars have traded receiver Dennis Northcutt to the Detroit Lions for safety Gerald Alexander.
This time, Lions' Ford will trust his own judgment
William Clay Ford was quick and clever with his comments when he was the young Bill Ford with ownership of a new pro football franchise.
Lions rookie sees NFL's fury up close, courtesy of veteran Sims
Detroit Lions running back Aaron Brown got his welcome-to-the-NFL moment fast. Really fast, courtesy of linebacker Ernie Sims .
New Lions tackle Grady Jackson has yet to be seen
Veteran defensive tackle Grady Jackson, a mammoth, 350-pound run-stopper, was arguably the biggest free-agent addition to the Lions' defense this winter.
DeVries leaves practice after shooting death of his former high school coach, mentor
Before Wednesday's Lions morning practice was over, Jared DeVries was pulled aside and given the bad news that his high school coach had been shot and killed just hours earlier.