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Aug 6, 2009 | Posted by: HOGstr

Couple fined for having sex on church altar

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A Nigerian couple has been fined for having sex on the altar of their local church.

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America

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#2
Aug 6, 2009
 
Crazy couple!
Judi

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Aug 6, 2009
 
LMAO!

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Aug 6, 2009
 
their way of blessing each other? LOL;)
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Aug 6, 2009
 
They kept yelling, "The Power of Christ compels us!"

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Aug 6, 2009
 

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What better way to validate the sanctity of their marriage then trying to conceive a child on the alter!

Of course, religious practices are not quite so logical.
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To be fair they were singing o come all ye faithful..
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Priest:"I said you could "KISS" the bride!!!"

“Lighten up...”

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"Oh, yes! Jesus! Yes! Oh God, yes!"
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Aug 6, 2009
 
Twinkles wrote:
"Oh, yes! Jesus! Yes! Oh God, yes!"
They should try it up in a tree, right Honey?
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Aug 6, 2009
 
Did she drink the body of.....er......her lover? If not, where did she spit it? I sure hope the baptismal water bowl wasn't near-by.
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Aug 6, 2009
 
Holy ****!!

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Aug 6, 2009
 
It's the same in a queue in any shop nowadays;
no body prepared to wait for anything, anymore.

(LOL)!!!!

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Aug 6, 2009
 
I've heard of "love thy neighbor" but holy geezzz..

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Aug 6, 2009
 
It really wasn't her husband it was the alter boy!

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Aug 6, 2009
 
What a very GIVING COUPLE!

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don't no which way it went

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#17
Aug 6, 2009
 
But the priest could assphuque the little altar boy and no big deal.

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Aug 6, 2009
 
Yes, but which one of the couple was the Host?
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Aug 6, 2009
 
That is one of my biggest unfullfilled fantasies. Kudos to them for going for it & bummer they got caught and fined.
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Aug 6, 2009
 
f***k church...

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Aug 6, 2009
 
Russ wrote:
That is one of my biggest unfullfilled fantasies. Kudos to them for going for it & bummer they got caught and fined.
Geesh, and I haven't even made it to the mile high club yet!
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