Jul 3, 2009 | Posted by: HOGstr
Climate change shrinks sheep
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“U missed the point and u still” Since: Oct 08
don't no which way it went ISP: Bonita Springs, FL |
Bwahahahahaha, shrinking sheep. Check that coffee cup again to see what Bertha put in there. Global warming, Bwahahahahhahaha what a riot..
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I'd prefer Little scottie dogs herding those pocket sized sheep.(keep it in the family)..(is it possible to cross a dog and a sheep)?(I don't know mutten about it)..
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“Chains 10/31/95 - 9/20/09” Since: Apr 08
Nothing nice to say? HUSH ;o) ISP: Mountain View, CA |
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oh dear, I thought we had been invaded by little white wombats, but those are the shrunken sheep. Last week it was a stripy sea bass, and also the Painted Lady butterfly,(which is not new, but a common summer migrant). What isn't caused by global warming? it certainly raise taxes.
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“Dreams can come alive!” Since: Apr 09
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It sounds like they were in the dryer a bit too long.
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Deltona ISP: Kissimmee, FL |
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“We're all bozos on this bus” Since: Jan 07
It's hotter'n Hell in Heater ISP: Indianapolis, IN |
Maybe it's Global Warming? Oh, no! The earth is acting like a giant Maytag dryer and we all know what happens to wool sweaters in the dryer.
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I work as a maid at Howard Johnsons next to the sheep shear factory. Does this mean I can now get away with "short Sheeping" the linens ...AHHHHH HA HA HA AHHHHHH HA (get it?) "short sheeping" ??? huh???
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These small sheep will be very popular with small-dicked Republican red state farmers.
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hand wash your sheep in Woolite...and then lay flat to dry....ahem.
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“IM NOT READY TO MAKE NICE” Since: Mar 09
AS USUAL, IM THE PRETTY ONE ISP: Kokomo, IN |
happens to men too,,,beware!!
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My family own sheep, and they aren't shrinking.
Perhaps Scottish sheep are getting smaller so they can hide from the Scots easier, if you know what I mean. (no offense to our Scottish friends) |
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“Chains 10/31/95 - 9/20/09” Since: Apr 08
Nothing nice to say? HUSH ;o) ISP: Mountain View, CA |
:: falls to the floor laughing :: As Always, Cherish Your Loved Ones. BAAAAAAAAAAH |
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Then they are shorn and the wool shrinks more? Scots will have to start wearing mini kilts.
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That was baaaaad. Thanks for mutton. Ewe can do better than that, were you three sheeps to the wind when you wrote this? |
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"You are getting sheeeepy."
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“living in fantasies...” Since: Apr 08
dancin around memories ISP: Riyadh, Saudi Arabia |
great! Now we can microwave dinner feast, a sheep for each member.
Say, now that they're tiney , dont they sell out for a lower price? "cheaper sheeps" |
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