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Apr 9, 2008 | snafu-ed.blogspot.com | Iria

Teacher Assaulted in Classroom; Video Posted on MySpace

In Baltimore, Reginald F. Lewis High School teacher Jolita Berry told a student to sit down after which the student attacked her, repeatedly hitting her while the student's friends cheered her own.

323 comments

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Apr 9, 2008 | www.fox5vegas.com | jsu

Gummi Bears Slow Player Before Title Game

The image of a modern athlete goes beyond someone with exceptional hand-eye coordination. He is supposed to be committed to his body, working tirelessly to get stronger and monitoring every bit of food -- or supplement -- he takes in.

One college basketball star, however, showed that's not always true.

University of Memphis freshman basketball player Derrick Rose missed a media session before Monday's national championship game because of an upset stomach, and teammates said they know why.

"He eats Gummi Bears and Starburst for breakfast, and Twizzlers and Honey Buns for dinner. That's why his stomach hurts," teammate Chris Douglas-Roberts said, according to reports from the news conference. "We tell Derrick the whole year, 'Stop eating so many Gummi Bears and Sour Straws.' But he can't ... Nobody eats Gummi Bears more than him."

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Related Topix: Sports, Chris Douglas-Roberts, NCAA Basketball, NCAA Sports, NCAA Basketball Players, University of Memphis NCAA, Memphis Tigers NCAA Basketball

Apr 9, 2008 | technologyexpert.blogspot.com | Iria

UMG: Keep Your Promo CDs; Tossing Them is Piracy

Yes, you read that right. In a brief filed by Universal Music Group (UMG) in federal court yesterday, UMG said that giving away or even throwing out a promotional CD is piracy.

38 comments

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Apr 9, 2008 | www.app.com | HOGstr

Woman sues Victoria's Secret for bra injury

A South Carolina woman has filed a correction to her lawsuit against Victoria’s Secret over a malfunctioning bra she claims seriously cut one of her breasts.

27 comments

Apr 9, 2008 | hosted.ap.org | HOGstr

Man who yelled at phone user acquitted

NEW YORK (AP) -- A retired police officer who screamed obscenities at a train passenger who was talking on a cell phone and who hit the hand of another passenger who intervened was acquitted Tuesday of misdemeanor charges ...

15 comments

Apr 9, 2008 | hosted.ap.org | HOGstr

Woman stops alleged burglar with scraper

CEDAR RAPIDS, Iowa (AP) -- Cedar Rapids police say a woman chased down a burglar, bagged him with an ice scraper and then made him pick up the stolen loot he dropped when he fled.

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Apr 9, 2008 | hosted.ap.org | HOGstr

Cops arrest man for bow & arrow threats

RAPID CITY, S.D. (AP) -- Rapid City police say an intoxicated man has been arrested for standing in the middle of a street on Monday night and threatening motorists with a bow and arrows.

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Apr 9, 2008 | hosted.ap.org | HOGstr

Vodka-maker Absolut apologizes for ads

MEXICO CITY (AP) -- The Absolut vodka company apologized Saturday for an ad campaign depicting the southwestern U.S. as part of Mexico amid angry calls for a boycott by U.S. consumers.

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Related Topix: World News, Mexico, Mexico, Immigration Reform

Apr 9, 2008 | hosted.ap.org | HOGstr

Dubai's prince buys $2.7 million camel

MADINAT ZAYED, United Arab Emirates (AP) -- Dubai's crown prince paid $2.7 million for a camel during a desert festival celebrating Bedouin traditions in the emirate of Abu Dhabi, state-run media said Tuesday.

17 comments

Related Topix: United Arab Emirates, Middle East, World News

Apr 9, 2008 | hosted.ap.org | HOGstr

Sect accused of marrying pubescent girls

ELDORADO, Texas (AP) -- The scared girl, already a mother at 16, whispered into a cell phone: she wanted out.

4 comments

Related Topix: Eldorado, TX, West, TX, FLDS, Religion, Wedding

Apr 9, 2008 | snafu-ed.blogspot.com | Iria

Toddler Beaten, Killed with Video Game Controller

A senseless crime, one that makes me wonder about the state of humanity. In Pennsylvania, Darisabel Baez, 2, was beaten with an unspecified video game controller by her mother's 26-year-old boyfriend, Harve L. Johnson. She was taken to Hershey Medical Center but eventually succumbed on Monday night. Mother and daughter pictured.

55 comments

Related Topix: Video Games, Snafu, Pop/Rock

Apr 9, 2008 | www.wndu.com | Iria

Boy says he took wheel to steer runaway bus away from semi

The 11-year-old Cleveland boy who steered a runaway school bus to safety says he decided to take the wheel because the bus was rolling toward a semi.

5 comments

Apr 9, 2008 | www.kansascity.com | Iria

Man who yelled at phone user acquitted

A retired police officer who screamed obscenities at a train passenger who was talking on a cell phone and who hit the hand of another passenger who intervened was acquitted Tuesday of misdemeanor charges ...

7 comments

Tue Apr 08, 2008

snafu-ed.blogspot.com | Iria

Bid on Charlton Heston's Gun, Pried From His "Cold, Dead Hands"

When Charlton Heston made his statement, it was bound to be an unforgettable moment, for good or bad. As he says in the video below, he had only five words, as he raised a flintlock over his head:
From my cold, dead hands.

38 comments

Related Topix: Snafu, Pop/Rock

snafu-ed.blogspot.com | Iria

2008 "Muzzle Awards" Announced

The Thomas Jefferson Center for the Protection of Free Expression names the "winners" of what it calls the "Muzzle Awards" annually. These awards go to the country’s most "egregious and ridiculous censors."

6 comments

www.app.com | HOGstr

64 pets found dead after being abandoned in NJ home

They were helpless, left to die alone in cages and an empty house without food or water.

19 comments

hosted.ap.org | HOGstr

Postal workers attacked by wild turkeys

MADISON, Wis. (AP) -- Rather than rain or snow, or even dogs, postal workers in a West Side neighborhood near Owen Conservation Park are being pestered by wild turkeys this spring. Mara Wilhite, manager of the Hilldale Station Post Office, said she expected to deal with all manner of issues when she went to work for the U.S. Post Office. But that was not one of them.

35 comments

hosted.ap.org | HOGstr

Man gets 5 months for bear spray assault

KODIAK, Alaska (AP) -- A Kodiak man will spend five months in jail for twice attacking bar customers with bear spray. At his sentencing, Daniel Pement read an apology he sent to bar patrons. In it, he says the separate incidents on February 9 and 10 at the B&B Bar were fueled by his alcohol consumption.

9 comments

hosted.ap.org | HOGstr

Bride, groom spend wedding night in jail

VALLEJO, Calif. (AP) -- A weekend wedding turned into an unforgettable first night for these two newlyweds. Police said a bride and groom spent their first night as a married couple in jail after their wedding party at a Vallejo home got out of hand.

4 comments

hosted.ap.org | HOGstr

Thief breaks into 'ketchup' railcar

GALESBURG, Ill. (AP) --Police called to investigate a theft at a private railyard in Galesburg encountered a gory-looking scene when they climbed into the burglarized railcar, but it wasn't blood.

12 comments

Related Topix: Galesburg, IL

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