Woman sues Victoria's Secret for bra injury

Seriously??? I have been wearing VS since the freaking mid 90's and never had one of their bras cut me...did she have a razor blade in there???

I feel sorry for the woman. Tit just isn't right. I just hope the reporters keep us abreast of this issue.

Mmm... maybe too many washings Not on the delicate cycle frayed the fabric and BOING, ouchie, those underwires can rough.

money or bust!

my husband has a malfunctioning zipper. can i sue levis?

Ladies: Please protect your titties. Us guys love them.

joann in pa wrote:

my husband has a malfunctioning zipper. can i sue levis?

Does his tool fall out all the time? And if so, what do you care, unless its happening to other people! lol

She missed work for that?

TOM REGAN wrote:

YOU SHOULD SEE THIS "WOMAN", SHE'S 4 FT. NOTHING AND WEIGHS ABOUT 300 LBS. SHE IS A SIZE 42 OR 44 BY THE LOOKS OF THE PICTURES. SHE WAS TRYING TO GET INTO A SIZE 32...FIGURES. BETTER STAND BACK, IT MIGHT POP.

Wow, that could put an eye out.

joann in pa wrote:

my husband has a malfunctioning zipper. can i sue levis?

Did it cut his penis?

Since everyone has to write HOT on top of the coffee lid since the McDs insident, will all bras come with a weight limit on the tag?

An underwire bra usually only "malfunctions" at either end of the cup of the bra. For her to get a 3-1/2 inch long, whatever deep cut, it would have had to have poked out one end about 3 inches that pierced the fabric underneath the breast when (manually) pushed back through.

Those wires just don't break.(They just escape)
The bra gives out long before that.

I successfully sued "Fruit of the Loom" for "excessive scrod stress" in 1972 because the briefs they sold me "constricted " my ...lets say "dangly" jewels and because I didnt realize that this made my bloodpressure go sky high I bet a fortune on Las Vegas bookmaking bets and lost my company and Yacht and Lamborgini, plus my prized 16th century azealea bulb I out bid Robert kennedy Jr . For on "E" bay. Lawsuits DO attain justice for the deserved "chosen'

maybe , just maybe she got too cold and it was a little nippy

Maybe she has sharp nipples? I know they have almost poked out many an eye before. A co worker spent a fortune on bras from Lane Bryant and all the straps broke on them, possible because she is almost 400 pounds? I hate underwire bras, it is like wearing a hanger with padding. Since I am stuck in them for the better part of the day, they damn well better be extremely comfortable. I mean extremely.

Vee wrote:

Maybe she has sharp nipples? I know they have almost poked out many an eye before. A co worker spent a fortune on bras from Lane Bryant and all the straps broke on them, possible because she is almost 400 pounds? I hate underwire bras, it is like wearing a hanger with padding. Since I am stuck in them for the better part of the day, they damn well better be extremely comfortable. I mean extremely.

oh I wish I could FEEL your pain

(smirk)

Jen wrote:

Since everyone has to write HOT on top of the coffee lid since the McDs insident, will all bras come with a weight limit on the tag?

does mean women are now gonna have to start weighing their boobs? that should make for an interesting scale/sight.

I didn't even know Vickies MADE stuff that big! The largest size I have ever seen there was a size 12, and there wasn't much of that.

EvilJedi wrote:

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Yeah, I heard Victoria's Secret is going to have a scale right by the entrance...
...Weigh-in IS mandatory...

LMAO