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What is that all about, you ask? A quote, an inside joke? Did I overhear it some place or make it up? I apologize for the first-person narrative - seemed most fitting for the moment.

The Fox Valley is getting another chance to see The Weasel. Comedy Quarter in Neenah has added a second March 19 show for comedian Pauly Shore, set for 10:15 p.m. The first performance is at 7:30 p.m. Tickets to see the star of '90s comedies "Encino Man," "In the Army Now," "Bio-Dome" and "Son in Law" are $25 general admission and $28 VIP.

ABC announced the new contestants for fading reality series "Dancing With the Stars" Tuesday, and went with the usual mix of young Disney talent, athletes, and weirdos.

Andy Dick and Robert Tucker, at right, in the moments leading up to the events that sparked a trial set to begin next week This morning ABC announced that Andy Dick will be among those Dancing With the Stars when the competition series returns March 18.