Uh Clem

Headline:

We're all bozos on this bus

Hometown:

It's hotter'n Hell in Heater

Neighborhood:

& hotter'n Heater in Helmouth

Local Favorites:

Nick Danger, Private Eye

I Belong To:

Hello, Seekers!

When I'm Not on Topix:

I inflate my shoes and follow the vibrating blue line

Read My Forum Posts Because:

It comes in, it must go out.

I'm Listening To:

Read me, Doctor Memory?

Read This Book:

Waiting for the Electrician

Favorite Things:

Fighting Clowns

On My Mind:

This is Worker speaking. Hello.

Blog / Website / Homepage:

http://bartlies.com

I Believe In:

"The future is fun! ... The future is fair! ... You may already have won! ... You may already be there!"