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Terre Haute, IN

I need some V*gina

Go to pilot on 46. Kathleen will do you.  (Monday Jun 17 | post #4)

Terre Haute, IN

Johnny Depp did not do it Kathleen

Kathleen reported that Johnny Depp let 3 hot air balloons go several weeks ago. What a dumb bitch! These balloons were set up by Jackie a local lezzy. Jackie bangs her lezzy chics and releases a baloon for each twat bang. So report on getting bald tire cops and restroom incidents and cell phone trackers. I think Johnny Depp has bigger things to do than come to Terre Haute and release baloons.  (Monday Jun 17 | post #1)

Terre Haute, IN

garybear can't walk

I heard a sad young man left by a bench by a elevator shaft on a holiday until a woman in red shows up getting this young man treats of delight. But after several years of returns ended up limp with despair and no women in red. This young man still returns with vigor and aspirations for the woman in red every year. I noticed another young man they call Garybear wanting to walk but the woman in red jilted him for another bench of desire. As Garybear fought off his aspirations to run but merely can't even walk but shuffle his feet and talk to the reflections of the woman in red in the glass. As time humbles us and beats us down and the woman in red kicks us in the nuts there will be another day of aspirations on dreams of feeling someone up. Yes boys keep your heads up.(wink wink) But here comes Ultimate Surrender. Bet on the big girl!!  (Thursday Jun 6 | post #1)

Terre Haute, IN

truckerbob endorses bevi

I heard from a local man Rex Lee would not have sex with Bevi or get a Bj from her. I assured him her looks would scare a lesbian straight but she is a fine woman in every way possibe. Do not judge this book by its cover.  (Thursday Jun 6 | post #1)

Terre Haute, IN

Brandi is not a lezzy

I heard several rumors that Brandi is a lesbian. I know for a fact she might be a slut but not a lesbian.  (Thursday Jun 6 | post #1)

Terre Haute, IN

Pineapple pizza on to the Capital

Garybear reported that his van is getting fixed. Yea right. I heard Kathleen has it and taking her cats to Indianapolis to file her reports on all the Terre Haute trash. A very secret mission that will blow the roof off like bald tires on cop cars and bad arrangement of flowers that Willy planted without her permission. This parking lot cop will report on Steve Mail still making porn movies with Leslie. I heard she found out Brandi was told her snatch was the best around according by her gynecologist. I was also told she is reporting that Gander Mountain has seagulls that were brought in to grab cats in trapped cars. Just wait Terre haut trash!!! The judgement is coming!  (May 16, 2013 | post #1)

Terre Haute, IN

Bevi is not a slug

I saw Bevi again. Her ol man is out of town. I guess her boss is riding her ass hard again. This Tiger lady is only mad because Bevi is not a brown nose slug like her fellow workers. Bevi has a secret job on the side. I hope Gale don't find out and the Pole Dancer. But Bevi is getting alot of George Washington's lately. I hope her boss don't get wind of this because Bevi is riding some bar on the North side very hard. I helped her out with several G w's my self. But damn she can suck the crome off a trailer hitch like f n Leslie.  (May 15, 2013 | post #1)

Terre Haute, IN

truckerbob "pizza" night

so what  (Apr 16, 2013 | post #4)

Terre Haute, IN

Bevy moving rocks

Bevy ol man going to move his rocks. But banging his rocks on out of state skanks online until then. Well she can too! Im down with o.p.p.  (Apr 14, 2013 | post #1)

Terre Haute, IN

truckerbob "pizza" night

I have not banged the pizza lady! I have moved to Bevy on Friday. Thank you.  (Apr 14, 2013 | post #2)

Terre Haute, IN

Leslie and the janitor

I heard the janitor was taking Leslie to bank drops in his van. The van was converted to a bedroom on wheels. I heard Leslie was hungry for sausage. The sausage wagon as known as from Gale. This sausage wagon got around to various truck stops also. I heard Kathleen saw herself in the mirror alot on the ceiling. What a skank pick her up van as known as by several local gas station attendants. This janitor banged every whore in this town and even Suzi? He wore out Suzi until her forced retirement. Yes nasty blue chevy. Busted!  (Apr 12, 2013 | post #1)

Terre Haute, IN

Brandi was almost a porn star

I heard from source Brandi had a photo taken on Facebook. But the photo of Brandi was Steve Mail's porn filler. Steve could not use Brandi because she was a dead lay. But she was used to keep porn star guys hard only. God bless her.  (Apr 12, 2013 | post #1)