Stupid Jerry Jones

Dallas Cowboys

Terrell Owens reality show to focus on the personal life of the...

That thar Pennington should be a Cowboy if he wants to choke in the playoffs all the time. He'd be a fittin right in.  (Feb 9, 2009 | post #3)

Dallas Cowboys

Tony Romo will never be a leader

That thar Jessica broke our brand new scale in my brand new stadium last week.  (Feb 9, 2009 | post #6)

New England Patriots

Tom Brady is Overrated

But T.O., what about that thar time last week you told Romo his girl friend was a lookin thin? You gonna pay to send them to one of them thar fat farms for their anniversary this year? T.O. you be a likin your new locker in that thar new stadium I dones payed for yet? I put you right next to WR Roy Willimas too.  (Feb 9, 2009 | post #6926)

New England Patriots

Tom Brady is Overrated

Dang gummit T.O.! Leave these there poor Patriots fans alone and get back to that thar reality show. These Patriots fans done have enough losers on this here 11-5 underachieving forum with out crashin in. WR Roy Williams is looking good T.O., yuk yuk.  (Feb 9, 2009 | post #6925)

New England Patriots

Giants' Tyree still thinks his catch is best ever

18-1, thats as bad as my Cowboys be'in that thar #1 seed and choking.  (Feb 9, 2009 | post #24)

New England Patriots

Giants' Tyree still thinks his catch is best ever

Dang gummit TO! Stop all that darn cryin or I will make Roy Williams the #1 WR. Can get a spot on that thar reality show you be doin?  (Feb 9, 2009 | post #23)

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Not-so super season so far for Dallas Cowboys

Now why would you go a say a darn thing like that? I am a desperate man, so went out and signed that there Lions WR fella. In the mean time the defense could not stop a wet fart.  (Oct 22, 2008 | post #2)

Dallas Cowboys

Romo says he's out until mid-November

Now that there TO will never stop a cryin.  (Oct 22, 2008 | post #6)

Dallas Cowboys

Romo says he won't be back until mid-November

Why oh why did I sign that there WR fella from them there Lions? Defense is a shambles, Wade done gonna coach them fellas now. O-line cant block a darn thing. And to top it all off, I'm in cahoots with them there Yankees.  (Oct 22, 2008 | post #2)

Dallas Cowboys

Tony Romo says he won't play against Tampa Bay

Dang gumit. I feel like one of them there fools now fer signin that there WR fella. Now I needs to be findin a new defensive coordinator I recon. Wade Philips will coach that there defense for now which will make us look even more dang stupid. Anone seen that cray baby TO?  (Oct 22, 2008 | post #11)

New England Patriots

Smith Says Pats Will See Steelers Again

Dang it TO. Stop your cryin before I go out and buys me another one of them there WR fellas. Has anyone seen my defense? I seemed to have lost them there fellas a few games back.  (Oct 19, 2008 | post #3028)

Dallas Cowboys

Favre Has His Nose In Everyone Else's Business

Both of them fellas dun lost today. Anyone know where I can signs me sum defense? I think I duns made an error in signing that there WR fella when we really needed help elsewhere.  (Oct 19, 2008 | post #2)

Dallas Cowboys

Rams run roughshod on Romo-less Cowboys 34-14

I wanted to play Romo but his dang gum pinky was sore. Anyone see that there WR fella I dun signed?  (Oct 19, 2008 | post #2)

Dallas Cowboys

Dallas Cowboys soldier on without Tony Romo

Hey Gunslinger, can you play sum defense? I need to sign some defensive players like I dun did that there Lion fella.  (Oct 19, 2008 | post #10)

Dallas Cowboys

Cowboys owner: Coach Phillips not in danger

I wonder if I can sign one of them there coaches like I dones that there WR fella. I just love spending your money I make on players. I just wish then there players would pan out. Has anyone seen Pacman today?  (Oct 19, 2008 | post #6)