Stephany McDowell

Russia

United Russia Congress Marred by Gap in Platform

My sincerest hearfelt empathies and condolensces go out to such an intense moment for Russian delegation. I know such insidences can be humbling, but are of no fault of the victims. May your next few days be extra special so that your recovery is swift and graceful.  (1 hr ago | post #1)

Russia

South Caucasus and Central Asia ready to establish new Eurasian...

Here is my position on alliances: There are a handful of existing alliances: The European Union: NATO: Russia and the Commonwealth of Independent States: Asia: NAFTA ; I think Asia should remain in the Asian alliance and the Middle East should create the The Persian Peace Alliance: First Divide. Then Conquer.  (10 hrs ago | post #2)

Vladimir Putin

Putin says he might make Kremlin comeback: analyst

Vainglorious Putin has stated, "I have great interest in making a Kremlin comeback in the year of 2012; however, I will be 92 years old by then and i already occasionally need a cane to get around these days. My pacemaker is in good condition, presently, but my Dogtor suggests I look into retirement instead. Erectile disfunction, prostate cancer, and arthritis and alsheimers disease have been slowly entering my life, too. But, I am looking at the glass as half full, not half out of wack gone. I have real real good ideas and real good intentions, so I think I'd make a good come back a do a real good job. It was reported by Ria Novsti on November 20 of this year.  (14 hrs ago | post #3)

Sochi, Russia

State Lays Claim to Geography Society

Vainglorious Vladimir Putin has joined the red hat society of geography. After being invited on the show "Are You Smarter than a Fifth Grader," and mistakenly answering the question: "Where is Russia located" with the answer, "In South America" it was suggested by the newly named United Russia, now called the Borack Obama group, that Vainglorious Vladimir Putin join a geographical society to familiarize himself with names of countries, cities, capitals, and places so that he might recognize names, dates, and places when discusses important issues, such as "Where were you born?"  (14 hrs ago | post #2)

Vladimir Putin

Russia's Putin urges US to scrap trade barriers

Vainglorious Vladimir Putin no longer wishes to deal with trade barriers for the following products: cocaine, opium, uranium, plutonium, s-100 missiles, prostitution, gambling, and child labor, and child homosexual pornography. He is attempting to pass legislation approving the scrapping of these trade barriers. Other countries are hesitant to take his initiatives.  (14 hrs ago | post #5)

Vladimir Putin

Medvedev Reprimands United Russia

Dmitry Medvedev has reprimanded United Russia by claiming that they no longer be named after the United States. Medvedev stated, "I know we suck United States cock and kiss United States ass, but it's just not enough. We must do more than that. From now on we must not be named United Russia. We must be named Borack Obama! The new name will be instituted immedeiately, beginning November 22, 2009. Vainglorious Vladimir Putin, his new title since he is no longer the Prime Minister, began a celebration at the United Borack Obama Russian White House last night, drinking Bud Light and eating McDonalds with his Federal Security Staff. The celebration will continue on throughout the American Holiday of Thanksgiving.  (14 hrs ago | post #1)

Iran

Russia must complete Bushehr Nuclear Station by late March: FM

Yes it is imperative that Russia complete Buscher Nuclear Power Plant and the Production of Nuclear Missile Material for the Destruction of the World. Plutonium Waste must be stored properly, that is the one percent plutonium waste stockpile derived from the nuclear enrichment from unranium used to make nuclear grade war heads. These war heads must be used to breach the anti nuclear disarmament treaty to launch the first missile as a nuclear test in outer space to see if their first nuclear grade missile will indeed actually destroy an entire planet: MARS on March 15, 2010. Stay tuned for more information, locations of, and classified inputs about the Buscher Nuclear Missile Missions: Operation Mars Massacre.  (14 hrs ago | post #1)

Dmitriy Anatolyevich Medvedev

The times may be a-changing in Russia

three cents on heat please.  (23 hrs ago | post #6)

Dmitriy Anatolyevich Medvedev

The times may be a-changing in Russia

We neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed new time zones just as much as we neeeeeeeeeeeeed new brands of cereal flavors.  (23 hrs ago | post #5)

Vladimir Putin

EU-Ukraine summit to mark new chapter in bilateral relations

Actually on the axis it would be bilongitudinal relations. But bilateral is just as good and you don't even need coordinates for the whole shmeel.  (23 hrs ago | post #1)

Vladimir Putin

Russian defence funding at 'unprecedented' ...

and 2.2 cents on heating.  (Monday | post #1)

Dmitriy Anatolyevich Medvedev

Kalashnikov 'wanted to be poet'

Blast Zombie Friendly Fire turns Enemy Lines Blast Ghoul Mack 10 Friend Finds you once Again Trench and Trench Wire and Wire the Ak lets you down And Down you go Tumble Crumble Blast Zombie Your Friendly Grav, it Finds you once Again  (Monday | post #1)

Dmitriy Anatolyevich Medvedev

China's Decision On Iran Depends On Kremlin?

It would be easier to turn Uranium into a precious metal than a nuclear power and gain profit from that than waste your time on nuclear trash. Get over it.  (Monday | post #1)

Dmitriy Anatolyevich Medvedev

The times may be a-changing in Russia

Don't change eleven time zones to four, just change to military time or something. or solar time.  (Monday | post #1)