rods1

Rods 1 is a northern slag.

No Thanksgiving here Flower, as far as I know it's purely American. Once the Pilgrim Fathers set out from about 6 miles from my home, a little village called Scrooby, we promptly forgot about them until they became famous. Then we wanted to be part of it. But we didn't have anything to celebrate. (3 min ago | post #1700)

Rods 1 is a northern slag.

No we don't Flower, it's purely American. Once the Pigrim Fathers left from about 6 miles from here, we forgot about them until they started to make history. Yours. (7 min ago | post #1699)

Kokopelli's Place, too

This time though, it's being abused by a mentally deficient Englishman. But that's what he is, an abuser. He lives in fear of being caught though, because inside he knows he has a terrible secret he has to keep. The shame it would bring on his family and friends is more than he allows himself to believe. There's only one way for someone who is afraid of what he might do next. He's a very sick person. Very sick. And every new post is another step closer to the inevitable. (21 hrs ago | post #16915)

Kokopelli's Place, too

I can see why you're stepping back a little LuAnn, but don't worry, the ship and it's three man crew will be lost at sea before too long. Now the ship's in a new port, it'll be so much easier to sink. See you soon. (21 hrs ago | post #16914)

MY... 6 ... WORDS for the day....

I only judge as I see.. All friends have their own enemies... All enemies have their own friends... Some have to fly between both... Sometimes there's a bad landing too.. Time, and time alone, will tell... Meanwhile, there's fun to be had. (21 hrs ago | post #797)

Make a Story / 4 Words Only

slimy like a snail... (21 hrs ago | post #8330)

~~Wilds~~RoseGarden@}-'--,----

You're some special lady. I bet you've opened a few eyes here tonight. (21 hrs ago | post #451)

Now there's some sense. When does masturbation become chronic? Personally I only indulge when the adverts come on. Or when I think they're coming on, or when I just missed them. Sometimes the people in the shop aren't amused but you can't please everyone can you? (21 hrs ago | post #659)

Actually, I don't think sperm is what you call 'sacred' anyway. Have you met some of the idiots it's been responsible for? (22 hrs ago | post #658)

Well; you're nearly there. After ejaculation sperm starts to be produced again, but there are limits as to how much can be stored. The first feller to try chatting my daughter up with a bucket in his hand will get a porno film and some money for his bus fare. (22 hrs ago | post #657)

Isn't that just true? But in their case it's OK if someone else does it for them. (22 hrs ago | post #656)

Fancy someone walking up to you and slapping a ticket on it. It reminds me of the Irish Feller who'd naver had sex before, and went to bed with his new bride. After quite a lot of humping and panting but not being able to finish off, his new wife stopped him and asked if there was a problem. "I can't think of anyone" he replied. (22 hrs ago | post #655)

A six word game

That's great. Except you're really ravishing (22 hrs ago | post #4098)

El's Kitchen

Hiya Hia. We've really got to change this moniker of yours Paise, or people will think I'm insane. Don't even go there. I shall have to go back to Eyup Duck. (22 hrs ago | post #828)