Jul 12, 2012
LOOK AT ME! I'M INTERNATIONAL!
I like stalking local celbrities and using my "brilliant" Photoshop and "Satirical Genius" to pste their pictures onto online porn pics I steal.
I Belong To:
... the first person that offers me a bottle in the morning. They can do what they will with me all day!
When I'm Not on Topix:
I stand and hold a mirror and stare at it all day like a parrot, fasinated with looking at the other bird in my hand!
Read My Forum Posts Because:
I spam topix under dozens of Sock Puppet names!
Read This Book:
Cutica, my failed attempt at vanity press 1983
Watching myself in the mirror.
On My Mind:
"Ray Jadwicks usa . free leech site at wordpress. I'm doing "Wordpress Deals" and I have a "legal team"!
I Believe In:
Telling people that I "founded" TheOnion.com and its predecessor despite having nothing to do with it and how funny the real founders found that information when they were made aware of my lies and self-promotion.