Okuba_Toshimichi

What Would You Give Life Coach For Christmas?

Would that be with or without brushes? (10 hrs ago | post #60)

Chemists Produce a New Blue

In the vein of ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer, an indium is the enemy of a cowboyium. Does that answer your question? (13 hrs ago | post #10)

Chemists Produce a New Blue

This is a waste of resources. Yttrium is a rare earth element that is used for making phosphors for televisions. It should be put to better uses than dying blue jeans and shirts. Also, how toxic is this compound? Yttrium and indium are heavy metals. Yttrium oxide is quite toxic when injected. This is an interesting development, but should never see the light of commercialization unless there is a better use for it than dying fabric (13 hrs ago | post #9)

Charlotte, NC

Southern Cops tazer a ten year old girl

I'm sorry, it was Mammy Yokum, not Mammy Abner. My bad (Thursday Nov 19 | post #19)

Charlotte, NC

Southern Cops tazer a ten year old girl

See, all Life Coach really knows about the South is what he garnered from the comic strip Lil Abner. Al Capp, it's creator, was from Connecticut. He did, however, base his characters on people he met in the mountains of Virginia and West Virginia. That, however, was in the 1930's, before those areas were electrified. Life Coach believes that the conditions described in Lil Abner are applicable today, which they are not. Also, what he fails to realize is that Abner, Daisy Mae, and, especially Mammy Abner were shrewd and smart in ways that he cannot fathom. I forgot to mention that another primary source of Life Coach's knowledge about the South is based on movies such as "Deliverance " and "Slingblade ". In short, Life Coach does not live in the real world, but in a world of delusion and misinformation combined with the outright lies that he has talked himself into believing. Besides, rednecks exist everywhere as witnessed by this story http://www.adn.com /news/alaska/crime /story/1018935.htm l (Thursday Nov 19 | post #18)

Fellatio common among fruit bats, says research

Actually, they did spend $2 billion for the research. However, since the work was done in CHINA, it was money they had not loaned to us, so we are not on the hook for it. (Sometimes, it pays to actually read the article). Just saying...Hiyaaa! (Friday Nov 13 | post #102)

13 Facts About Friday the 13th

Today's Date: 11 - 13 - 2009 is also completely odd, and two of the three numbers are primes (41 x 49 = 2009) Just more odd and unrelated number facts (Friday Nov 13 | post #18)

Surgeons give man bionic bottom

Hopefully, the doctor installed a charcoal filter so at least the odor will be controlled. Now, if the Japanese had installed this, it would have come with a robotic arm and a warm water source for cleaning and an air dryer (for obvious reasons). They would have called it the "Butt-let " (Friday Nov 13 | post #6)

Woman drives into aquarium at Tampa airport

Did she do it on porpoise? Or was it just a fluke? (Wednesday Nov 11 | post #6)

Fellatio common among fruit bats, says research

Do the males ever return the favor? (Wednesday Nov 11 | post #21)

Charlotte, NC

Let's See Who's A REAL Charlottean!

I haven't been here that long, but I know about the Charlotte Clippers (the first southern hockey team) (Tuesday Nov 10 | post #39)

How much I weigh is NONE OF YOUR GD BUSINESS and has nothing to do with the topic at hand. Not one thing. You do this to distract, deflect, and dissemble whenever anyone gets to the 'real' you. As to the "sexy" cartoon avatar, if you look closely you would see that my avatar is MALE. Among other things, you need to have your eyes checked. Maybe you should do that the next time you receive a disability check. (Tuesday Nov 10 | post #14)

Ah, the old fall back position of "you don't know me, you can't judge me". What a weenie position. Well bud, we CAN judge you on the stuff you post and the stuff you post makes you look like a small, mean, friendless, jobless, bitter, bigoted man. If you want people to think better of you, stop posting in the vein you do. Otherwise, we WILL judge you on what you post. (Tuesday Nov 10 | post #12)

Just the worst of the character and none of the nobler parts. I thought so. Thus, you are saying that you have no redeeming qualities. (Monday Nov 9 | post #8)