Not Surprised

Entertainment

Is Glenn Beck too right wing even for Fox News?

Yeah Charlie Crist is real helpful with guys packin' loads. And BushCheney Inc. have been more help to Al Qaeda than they could have ever hoped for: Broke the American economy for the cost of 19 box cutters and 19 idiots.  (Nov 7, 2009 | post #4168)

Entertainment

Oprah Drops BeBe From Show: Criticism centers on his domestic v...

Thank you. I have an ex-wife as crazy as his, and she filed lie charges like this one against me 3 times---thanks to the cops and 3 different judges who saw it for what it was---child custody legal maneuvering, and all were dropped and I ended up with custody of the kids. Just because you lie doesn't mean the cops are always stupid, and the judges see thousands of these cases and know the difference. Women can be such cu**s if you make them look bad.  (Nov 6, 2009 | post #12)

Entertainment

Sarah Palin going on 'Oprah'

By the way, your wife lifted her head long enough to say there's a Hungry Man dinner in the microwave for you, and her card game should be over in a couple of hours. Gotta go, er, I mean come.  (Nov 6, 2009 | post #567)

Entertainment

Sarah Palin going on 'Oprah'

Your fu<kin mo-ron Palin QUIT a governor's gig so she could spend the next three months preparing for her Oprah appearance. Now she knows which Supreme Court rulings she doesn't like. Sorry, fool, but only Fox will be able to crook up a lie big enough to wipe the $hit of Palin's face when Oprah gets through with her. Oprah will probably say something like "Who "quits" being governor?--What's up with that?" and Palin will say something stupid like, she wanted to go to cosmetology school, or she wanted more time to look up words in the dictionary so she could get through a copy of the New York Times before the next one comes out, or something like that, and as usual, she'll be the laughing stock of the western world. I don't think you doofies realize how much we appreciate having Sarah Palin around. If it weren't for her and Bush, Obama would have had to think really hard in the campaign, and he wouldn't have been able to spend as much time with his family. Who will the right come up with next? I can't wait to see who it is they choose as Michelle Bachmann's running mate. Hey, maybe they'll bring back Dick Face Cheney. Oh, man, the laughs we'll have. Good times. P.S. We all know that the reason she left the Alaska governor job was so she could go give birth to "her daughter's" baby...  (Nov 6, 2009 | post #566)

Entertainment

Is Glenn Beck too right wing even for Fox News?

Oh no, it's another birther just home from Wal-Mart and got their computer all hooked up. Congratulations on following the color coded wires and plug holes perfectly, but you can stop looking for a place to slip in your 45 rpm records...computer s don't have that....yet.  (Nov 6, 2009 | post #4053)

Entertainment

Is Glenn Beck too right wing even for Fox News?

I don't think Beck has any wings...I think his were clipped at the pet store.  (Nov 6, 2009 | post #4052)

US Politics

Did Jon Stewart do a better "Beck" than Beck?

I'm going to have to say my vote for the best Beck has to go with Glenn Beck, because no one can do an alcoholic sociopath like an alcoholic sociopath. Sorry Jon, we love you, but you just can't suck that hard. It was mighty nice of you to fill in and give us our daily dose of "peeking in the windows of Bellevue". Many of us count on seeing Glenn do his, well, "Glenn", because it just puts everything into perspective, if you know what I mean. In other words, if he's "there", our "here" can't be all that bad.  (Nov 6, 2009 | post #1)

Entertainment

Who can eat more hotdogs in 10 minutes, Beck or Limbaugh?

One would automatically think Limbaugh, because he knows what it is like to be really, really fat, and the pain killers give one awesome hunger, but Beck has been eating hospital food for a few days now, and may be poised to take 1st prize in this much awaited "meeting of the mouths". It should be a fun time for all, with free Obama-Hitler face painting for the kids, and an oxycontin booth for mom and dad. Special guest appearances by Van Jones and Toby Keith.  (Nov 6, 2009 | post #1)

Entertainment

Limbaugh Out of Control: Right winger links Obama to beatdown o...

He and Beck could make millions in a second if they'd just blow each other 's brains out.  (Nov 6, 2009 | post #1080)

Entertainment

Limbaugh Out of Control: Right winger links Obama to beatdown o...

Ever notice how much Limbaugh talking sounds like someone barfing uncontrollably? Calling him stupid is an insult to stupid people.  (Nov 6, 2009 | post #1079)

US Politics

As GOP Holds Up Unemployment Extension, Nearly 200,000 Lose The...

The SECOND and GREATEST DEPRESSION will not be over for the rest of our lifetimes, effectively, and the only reason you don't know about it is that it would be worse if people acted as the bushie sheeple they are and became fearful and alarmed. But it's bad. Really bad. Look for it to get worse for those suffering, and you and I will see inflation and now pay increases for some time to come, as employers cope with half the business or money coming in, and they will be reluctant to open new jobs. And all of the jobs Bush allowed capitalist fat cats to export will not be coming back either. Manufacturing jobs that offer a future have all but disappeared in America. We need new companies making new products for export, and we need to tell the Wal-Mart's "sorry, but we need to put a equalization tax on your imports that effectively dodge our employee protection laws in order to become billionaires while Americans are out of work because of it.  (Nov 4, 2009 | post #193)

US Politics

As GOP Holds Up Unemployment Extension, Nearly 200,000 Lose The...

Thank goodness the Republicans won the Governor's seats (Governor seat = legless Knight in chess) and the Democrats won the congressional seat (congressional seat in 2009=Rook that can also move 1 space diagonally) I'll give Republican's ALL of the governor's seats across the country if they'll sit down and shut up and let us lead the country out THE SECOND (AND GREATER) GREAT DEPRESSION brought about by President Dick Face Cheney and Vice-president George Dubya-Doofus B-B-Boooush. When was the last time you ever heard of a Governor doing anything good for a state? Here in Florida, our typical Repub-lickin' IN-THE-CLOSET GAY governor Charlie "Christ" raised property taxes AGAINST votes by Republicans saying "no don't do it!" under the guise of lowering property taxes---so that he could quiet his blackmailing Miami Republican in-the-closet gay lovers who threatened to call his "beard" wife and tell her the truth (if, unbelievably, she doesn't know already) Republican governors only create more Democrats with their stupid antics and small-time moves. Look at Texas, breeding ground for Dumbya, who will go down in history (in addition to "on" dick)as THE WORST PUBLIC OFFICIAL EVER, IN ANY CAPACITY, in the United States. The exception to this rule is obviously Bill Clinton, who was actually way too centrist as a result of the financial relationships governor's get into. He was an okay president simply by virtue of his high intelligence, but he can't hole a candle to Barack Obama.  (Nov 4, 2009 | post #173)

US Politics

As GOP Holds Up Unemployment Extension, Nearly 200,000 Lose The...

You nailed it. When these things happen, the Repub-lickin Party will cease to exist outside of the homes of Ditt-iots and Klan meetings.  (Nov 4, 2009 | post #172)

US Politics

As GOP Holds Up Unemployment Extension, Nearly 200,000 Lose The...

is NOT SURPRISED you don't know what I'm talking about....that's why your party is a tool for the rich to empty the Treasury through the IRS, Wall Street, and the military, through non-compete contracts with ridiculous hidden charges.  (Nov 4, 2009 | post #171)

US Politics

As GOP Holds Up Unemployment Extension, Nearly 200,000 Lose The...

I think you meant "Thank God". It's a COMMON mistake. And any man who writes "LOL" is definitely playing for the other team---the team that leaves women for the rest of us. I hear Charlie Crist is a big fan of the "LOL". So you have that going for you, which is nice.  (Nov 4, 2009 | post #129)