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Concussions Hard To Spot, Need Serious Attention | WBNS-10TV, C...

I'm not sure which one's on the team are mine so I try to be nice to all of them.  (Friday Nov 20 | post #6)

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People Lined Up For Palin | Ohio News Now

Here is the platform I’m running on: I'm going to legalize pot so you people will stop complaining about it. I will also outlaw the phrase "weed apologist" at the request of other topix users. Anyone caught using this word will have to give Jay Leno a thorough sponge bath as punishment. Next I'm going to send everyone in America to medical school so you can take care of your own dammn health care. Also, every man, woman, and child will be required to carry a taser. That way instead of fighting and killing each other we can just zap each other to the point of unconsciousness. This will also be justified if they screw your order up at the drive thru. At 18 every able body must serve 4 years in the military so they can earn the right to complain. Finally, if you’re caught texting, putting on makeup, reading the paper, or holding a cell phone while driving you will be shot on sight without warning. I’m also going to bring back Seinfeld. I look forward to your vote in 2012.  (Friday Nov 20 | post #15)

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Police Probe Infant Boy's Death | WBNS-10TV, Central Ohio News

How does being a 35 year old psychologist make you an expert on which race is more mentally challenged? Please enlighten me. Also I doubt seriously that you have any degree, let alone a PHD. How do I know? Let's start with your grammar. "Im”, as you put it, is a contraction, not one word. When writing you refer to yourself as a "35 year old(Latino)psychol ogists". That's plural. Of course there were other mistakes, but you get my point. I would surmise that someone with a doctorate has written enough papers in their time that they would not make such mistakes. You also added "(Latino) ", which is not pertinent to the conversation other than to imply neutralism. I’m not buying it. Sorry.  (Friday Nov 20 | post #26)

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People Lined Up For Palin | Ohio News Now

I think I'll run for President.  (Friday Nov 20 | post #8)

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State Computer Theft An Inside Job | WBNS-10TV, Central Ohio News

Man do I hope you're kidding. Wow.  (Friday Nov 20 | post #15)

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Woman Charged With Stabbing Man | WBNS-10TV, Central Ohio's New...

I'm also playing Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 at 4 am except I've been awake for 48 straight hours and I'm screaming at the campers in the game to die in a firey crash at some point in their lives!  (Friday Nov 20 | post #98)

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Bicycle Bandit Robs Bank | WBNS-10TV, Central Ohio's News Leader

If they did, I'd quit my job.  (Friday Nov 20 | post #696)

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Activists Rally For Religious Runaway | WBNS-10TV, Central Ohio...

You may not believe in the Devil, but I've got a feeling he knows about you! LOL.  (Friday Nov 20 | post #94)

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Police Looking For Man Who Tortured Woman | WBNS-10TV, Central ...

I'd marry you if I could afford the electric bill.  (Friday Nov 20 | post #44)

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Celeb Surrogate Takes Stand | Ohio News Now

More times than not, that is the case.  (Friday Nov 20 | post #5)

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Crime Stoppers Adds Accused Thief To Most Wanted List | WBNS-10...

The guy is 5' 8" and 178 lbs, who did he beat up, Webster?  (Friday Nov 20 | post #1)

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Teens Arrested In Bus Stop Shooting | WBNS-10TV, Central Ohio News

City Education. It's FAAAAAAAAAAAAANTASTIC!!!  (Friday Nov 20 | post #1)

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Bicycle Bandit Robs Bank | WBNS-10TV, Central Ohio's News Leader

It's nothing a trip to Dreamgirls can't fix I hope?  (Friday Nov 20 | post #693)

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Police: Person Shot After Getting Off Bus | WBNS-10TV, Central ...

I also noticed that and immediately took cover for fear that Armageddon was upon me.  (Friday Nov 20 | post #93)

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