Milee

Connersville, IN

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LMAO! Ya might be a redneck neighbor if your worried about your parole being cancled. Hee! Still LMAO!  (11 hrs ago | post #5574)

Connersville, IN

Todays Jokes

Aww, thank you SD.  (Saturday | post #11)

Connersville, IN

Todays Jokes

We did dance didn't we. Hee! I tell ya we had so much fun just being a couple of crazy girls. Can you say "BOOGIE NIGHTS"  (Saturday | post #10)

Connersville, IN

OT's Dating Thread Continued

Morning All, Obs I love Elvis Christmas music, but I got to drive in this mess. I would enjoy it more if I didn't have to go out. But I got to go to work. Man is this standing on my feet all day killing my back. I can stand for 6 hrs. but 8 hrs is almost too much. May have to come down and see Indy. Hee! You all have a great day and enjoy the snow.  (Saturday | post #791)

Connersville, IN

If your the last one on a thread it means...

While Milee is upstairs showering and primping (Removing the hair on her chest, scrubing her arse, and picking her noise) she begins to reminisce about Del. She remembers how she got him that prostitute for Christmas last year. And he got her that flowbee. She didn't know at the time how handy it would be for removing the hair from her chest. As the tears began to flow down her face she thought about all the other silly things that happened. Like the time they went to Kunkels and she ordered all that food and made Del pay. The Walmart outings. How the fishing cap with the hook that got stuck in his head. Man did he love that cap. Net and all. She remembered how hard he worked at the Chinese Restaurant stealing tips off the tables, and how she and the girls had to go rescue him after shipping him off to New Guinea. She rememered the time they were in Observers closet and went threw her things then jumped on her bed before breaking it. Man was she p*ssed. She remembered all the skillet beatings he loved getting form Observer and how he always peeked up her hippie dress. How he had a crush on every single character like TL, Gogle, SD, Obs and so many she couldn't begin to remember. As Milee begin to brush her hair she remembered how Del set her hair on fire during their first dance. And who could ever forget his swollen tongue, how he rode that scooter and drove the Big Red Ram. As Milee reached for her tooth brush she wondered what Del ever did with Granny's teeth. Milee tried to pull herself together as she put on her jammies before going to her room. But beside her bed was a picture of everyones beloved Del being attacked by flipper. Milee holds the picture and with a smile and soft whisper she says "Merry Christmas Delsie.. Thank you for all the laughs you've given each and everyone of us. It was a gift I'll always treasure"  (Friday Dec 18 | post #5562)

Connersville, IN

Todays Jokes

After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later. The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt.' So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application. When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office. She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too.' And then the fight started... ------------------ ------------------ ------------------ ------------------ -------- My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, 'What's on TV?' I said, 'Dust.' And then the fight started... ------------------ ------------------ ------------------ ------------------ -------- My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds.' I bought her a scale. And then the fight started...  (Friday Dec 18 | post #2)

Connersville, IN

Todays Jokes

That's How the Fight Started Contributed by Judy My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to make love?" "No," she answered. I then said, "Is that your final answer?" She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying "Yes." So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend." And that's when the fight started.... ------------------ ------------------ ------------------ ------------------ -------- I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?" It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation. "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said. So I suggested, "How about the kitchen?" And that's when the fight started.... ------------------ ------------------ ------------------ ------------------ -------- Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day. I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, 'The weather out there is terrible.' My loving wife of 10 years replied, 'Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?' And then the fight started ... ------------------ ------------------ ------------------ ------------------ -------- A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies. Suddenly, at 3 o'clock in the morning, a loud noise came from outside. The woman, bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled at the man 'Holy Crap’. That must be my husband!' So the man jumped out of the bed; scared and naked jumped out the window. He smashed himself on the ground, ran through a thorn bush and to his car as fast as he could go. A few minutes later he returned and went up to the bedroom and screamed at the woman, 'I AM your husband!' The woman yelled back, 'Yeah, then why were you running?' And then the fight started..... ------------------ ------------------ ------------------ ------------------ -------- I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for $14.95. Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95. I told her the beer would make her look better at night than the cold cream. And then the fight started.... ------------------ ------------------ ------------------ ------------------ -------- A woman was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She was not happy with what she saw and said to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.' The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.' And then the fight started..... ------------------ ------------------ ------------------ ------------------ -------- I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first. "I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please." He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?"" Nah, she can order for herself." And then the fight started... ------------------ ------------------ ------------------ ------------------ -------- My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table. My wife asked, 'Do you know her?' 'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.' 'My God!' said my wife, 'who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?' And then the fight started... ------------------ ------------------ ------------------ --------  (Friday Dec 18 | post #1)

Connersville, IN

What does Christmas mean to you?

Christmas to me means the celebration of Jesus birth. A time of hope, joy and peace. A time with the people you love most, family and friends. Of course when I was a kid all I thought about was getting presents and a Christmas tree. And we were dirt poor. I just didn't know it. One year my parents only had $10.00 to spend on all 4 of us kids. It was a more simple time and we actually played with each other. We kids didn't always get along and I'm sure we drove our parents crazy when we would bicker, but we were a close family and loved each other very much. When I got older and had children of my own, I couldn't wait for them to wake up and open their presents. Most Christmas's I'd get tired of waiting for them to wake up so I'd run in and plug in the Christmas tree and make just enough noise to be sure to wake them up. Then I'd run back to bed and wait. My first Mr Milee thought I was nuts as I'd pretend to be asleep when our kids would run into our room all excited saying wakeup, wakeup. Santa brought presents. That spark and excitement in my kids eyes was priceless. Now I enjoy watching the grandkids opening gifts when we all get together at my daughter house on Christmas Eve. We have the big dinner. Everyone talks and enjoys each other. And of course my daughter and her mother-in-law does all the cooking and work, but like my daughter says, she has three kids and their Christmas will be spent at home. She refused a long time a go to drag her kids from house to house. So her house is where we get together. Of course that excitement of watching kids opening gifts with that spark in their eye is always fun for me. But it's so much more than that. It's that warm cozy loving feeling of family and laughter in the air. And I have to give thanks in my heart to God for Jesus Christ which gives us hope, joy and peace. Everyone have a very Merry Christmas.  (Thursday Dec 17 | post #32)

Connersville, IN

Cincinnati Bengals Chris Henry

I'm not a huge fan of football, but this is very sad. Only 26 yrs old. Chad Johnson's interview was very touching and heartfelt also.  (Thursday Dec 17 | post #12)

Connersville, IN

Shopping

Hee! I don't remember a neckless. I do remember returning a bracelet that my parents bought me for Christmas one year. They paid a lot of money for it and thought it was real diamonds. But it was cubic zirconia. I have always regreted taking that back. Especially since mom is now gone. At the time I was upset that they let my mom spend over $200.00 for something that they let her believe to be real. She worked way to hard for her money. Real or not real it was beautiful and I wish I had keep it. But we live and learn. Thanks for the memory. I'm missing my mom so much this Christmas. I know you must be missing your mom as well Elle. I know how close you two were. I hope you have a Merry Christmas. Hee! It is funny Elle cause you know me well. And you know it's not like me to give anyone a hard time.  (Thursday Dec 17 | post #7)

Connersville, IN

OT's Dating Thread Continued

Great to see you LR. I hope your having a great time. Nice to see you to Cogle. It's been a while. Jas it looks like you have an admirer. Indy cute poem. I need a little humor today.. Morning Observer. You must be working. SD, hows the smoking thing going? I hope you don't feel so pressured about it. Karma its been a while since we've seen you to. Sarg today would have been a good day for tank riding. Connersvillian you must be behaving your lil self these days. I miss reading your funny posts. Jack are you spending Christmas in sunny Florida? MommyJen I really miss you. I bet you are busy with Baby D. He will be so much fun this Christmas. Farmgirl wherever you are I hope your doing well. I have the day off today and I'm planning on doing nothing. Maybe just a few everday things around the house, but otherwise nothing but a little R and R. Have a great day. :)  (Thursday Dec 17 | post #780)

Connersville, IN

Shopping

WHY MY WIFE WON"T TAKE ME SHOPPING After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local Target. Dear Mrs. Cohen, Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Samuel, are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras. 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people's carts when they weren't looking. 2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom. 4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, 'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away'. This caused the employee to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her Supervisor that in turn resulted with a union grievance, causing management to lose time and costing the company money. 5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&Ms on layaway. 6. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.. 7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the children shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department to which twenty children obliged. 8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' EMTs were called. 9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose. 10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were. 11. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the 'Mission Impossible' theme. 12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his 'Madonna look' by using different sizes of funnels. 13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!' 14. October 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!' And last, but not least: 15. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here.' One of the clerks passed out.  (Wednesday Dec 16 | post #1)

Connersville, IN

If your the last one on a thread it means...

And just what did you do with that honey? Just joking. Hee!  (Wednesday Dec 16 | post #5561)

Connersville, IN

Christmas!

God is real and Christmas is about celebrating the birth of Jesus Christ. It's sad to me that some people just don't get it.  (Wednesday Dec 16 | post #11)

Connersville, IN

boys names

I like the name Keegan.  (Wednesday Dec 16 | post #4)