Sep 1, 2006
Mexican Hillbilly Profile
"Quote the raven...Demi Moore.....Demi Moore" - Edgar Alan Winter (Wednesday Nov 27 | post #11647)
Always sit on the noodles to break them up. If you are out of 'after dinner mints" simply scrape the old globules of toothpaste off the surface of the sink and present them on a silver dish! Voila! (Wednesday Nov 27 | post #8)
Speaking about little things....I recently went to my doctor....God! I'm so embarrassed by this....I showed him my bright radioactive orange colored penis. He had never seen anything like this before! He asked if I had a strange life style or a strange diet. I told him after I leave work I only go home and watch pornos and eat Cheetos! (Wednesday Nov 27 | post #4)
I have been very sick lately. I can go a week without eating. The first thing I could stomach without vomiting was Ramen Noodles. Okay I added Red Hot Sauce, Red Pepper, Black Peppercorns, and boiled it. "Voila!" Sometimes I added Banana Peppers from my garden! (Wednesday Nov 27 | post #2)
The best voice I still listen to is Janis Joplin. I must of bought three or four albums before the CD's!!!1 (Wednesday Nov 27 | post #453)
Now I am older the only thing extremely hard is my tongue. Age sucks......YES IT DOES!!! (Wednesday Nov 27 | post #91)
"Is a bear Catholic?!" - John Revolta (Welcome Back Kotter) (Wednesday Nov 27 | post #11644)
When I built my house in December I tried to keep warm in my basement. I went to my third story where I had a sliding door into my new bedroom and it was close to 70 degrees! Passive and active solar and or geothermal is the way to go......and then there can be "moonshine "! (Wednesday Nov 27 | post #4)
My house in Portugal has ceramic orange shingles that last a minimum of 50 years. My house in Tainnessee has a 15 year composite/fiberglass shingle that doesn't last ten years! Why Not Solar? Pick up you garden hose in the afternoon in December. Case Closed! (Wednesday Nov 27 | post #3)
I had solar panels on my 80's house. It was a steep roof 8/12 pitch...extremely difficult with alcohol......in my system. Why not keep the solar panels on the ground....and use the heat for distillation of....other products....Yes! fuel for your car! (Wednesday Nov 27 | post #2)
"A wet bird never flies at night." - Jackie Vernon (Wednesday Nov 27 | post #11641)
Billy R.... Remember me? (Wednesday Nov 27 | post #346)
Rosanne Barr said she would not clean her house until somebody created a riding mower type device to vacuume. (Wednesday Nov 27 | post #5)
I walk my dog when she wakes me up. Normally at between 2:00 a.m. to 5:00 a.m... I am the only Yankee wearing a full down coat, swimming trunks, wore out leather slippers, with a Ohio State cup full of vodka. My Chihuahua walks ahead of me because of shame. (Wednesday Nov 27 | post #4069)
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"Eatin' Ain't Cheatin!"
Thompson's Station, Tn
Vodka Martinis. If it wasn't for olives I'd starve to death.
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