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IF YOU COULD MAKE A PORNO what would the name be
I do believe miss Rihanna would be banned from MTV. If it ever was aired there's a chance she'd hit American Top 40. It depends on how many men/lesbians are watching. Me, I'd barf then change the channel. (Jun 9, 2008 | post #112)
IF YOU COULD MAKE A PORNO what would the name be
I just accidentally pictured it in my mind. It was awful. lmao. She was still singing as she was... wow... (Jun 9, 2008 | post #100)
A little boy walks downstairs one morning and sees his grandma reading the newspaper at the table. "Hey Grandma, where's mommy and daddy?" He asked "They're upstairs in bed." She replied. The boy began to giggle. He goes outside and plays for about 2 hours, then comes back inside. He asks again,"Hey Grandma, where's mommy and daddy?" She answers the same way, and, once again, the boy began to giggle. At dinner, the parents were still not there so the little boy asked once more, "Grandma, where's mommy and daddy?" She, in return, replies the same. After the boy broke into wild fits of laughter, his grandmother finally asked, "Why do you keep laughing?" He answered, "Because last night daddy came into my room asking for vasoline and I gave him superglue!" (Jun 8, 2008 | post #16)
IF YOU COULD MAKE A PORNO what would the name be
Would make an interesting music video, no? lmao. (Jun 7, 2008 | post #97)
How old were you when you masturbated for the first time?
In your ear, silly! Or, if you prefer, your belly button. Whatever floats ur boat. (Jun 6, 2008 | post #372)
What would you do if a stranger called you for phone sex?
With phones, how can you know whether she is hot, or a dude with a freakishly high tone of voice. *shudders* (Jun 6, 2008 | post #29)
IF YOU COULD MAKE A PORNO what would the name be
Should I think before asking what those 7 might possibly be? lmao (Jun 6, 2008 | post #95)
IF YOU COULD MAKE A PORNO what would the name be
I laughed my @$$ off at this. Thank you verrrrrry much. But Rihanna must be very creative. I mean really, TEN? (Jun 1, 2008 | post #41)
What would you do if a stranger called you for phone sex?
lmao. I totally agree. But what if they replied, or would you then hang up? (Jun 1, 2008 | post #27)
If ur bored and u know it come here!
ugh. im really frickin tired. I dont know why. i havent been on here in since november. wow. (Dec 19, 2007 | post #19)
I never thought I'd see the day of the pudding forum. But hey, the stuff rocks! (Nov 24, 2007 | post #16)
If ur bored and u know it come here!
That's deep. Way deep man. (Nov 24, 2007 | post #16)
Not filled out yet.
Headline:
Flarp! AKA noise putty! yay!
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