Juice N' Java employee 'attacked'
Clearly, there's some sort of narcotic in the coffee. (May 9, 2008 | post #7)
Driver avoids prison in fatal crash
I've recently perfected a medical procedure that I'm quite confident would repair the criminal's spine, making him fit for prison. Kindly bring him to my secret laboratory and I will take care of everything. (May 9, 2008 | post #5)
Attics emptied in search for cash
Drowned? Nazi? You have been misinformed. I am but a humble family physician and medical researcher. (May 1, 2008 | post #4)
Pittsfield Health costs up $1.6M
I have some ideas on how the city can save money on health care. (May 1, 2008 | post #5)
I've heard enough about this runway expansion already. What I want to know is when my secret underground hangar will be completed. One never knows when a quick getaway is called for. (May 1, 2008 | post #1)
Dalton man accused of raping child
I've been interested in trying out a particular experiment for some time now. Perhaps, if the community agrees, I've found my subject. I hate to give away my research, but I will say my work involves the effects of consuming cement. (May 1, 2008 | post #52)
Attics emptied in search for cash
Anyone who needs a few bucks should stop by my lab. I'm sure we can work something out. (Apr 30, 2008 | post #2)
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