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Canadian woman loses benefits over Facebook photo

She was only pretending to have fun. Surely that'll hold up in court.  (1 hr ago | post #10)

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Every Human Being Spends Five Years of Life on a Toilet

You are not considering that you begin using the toilet at the average age of 3.5, thus reducing overall timespan to 66.5 years. The amount of time you spend per sitting grows with age, so you must consider an increase over time. Whether you use linear or non-linear growth is your choice. How many times do you eat Mexican or other ethnic food per month which may impact your bowel movements? Does hugging the toilet count as "on" time? If so, multiply "sittings " during university years by 6. Are you considering a male subject, or female for your calculation? But then again, who gives a flying fluck?  (2 hrs ago | post #48)

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Man kills mom after she catches him masturbating

True. But instead, it was an angry llama that caused such trauma.  (Tuesday Nov 17 | post #28)

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Microsoft: Windows 7 Inspired By Mac OS X

Great perspective and an excellent comparison Barney, I enjoyed the read. Valeu!  (Tuesday Nov 17 | post #28)

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Man kills mom after she catches him masturbating

He's no longer known as 'Spanky the Llama'. Now he's 'Spanky the Throw-Rug'.  (Tuesday Nov 17 | post #26)

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Drilling for Scotch whiskey on frozen continent

True. But you'd think that after being stuck on the vessel for a year, they would have finished the whiskey.  (Tuesday Nov 17 | post #10)

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Drilling for Scotch whiskey on frozen continent

Wow. And I thought I was an alchoholic.  (Monday Nov 16 | post #2)

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Getting perfect vaginas put women at risk

Does lightning shoot out of your ass?  (Monday Nov 16 | post #172)

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Microsoft: Windows 7 Inspired By Mac OS X

Having never been a Mac user, I cannot rightly give an opinion. I am pretty familiar with a dozen other OS’s, and have been an avid computer user since the beginning of time (give or take), but have never had an urge to be a Mac user. Don't know why, maybe it's the fact the MAC seems to be a solution for the computer illiterate – for those who do not like the challenge of understanding the dynamics of interoperability between the hardware and the software – for those who just could not be bothered with the need to understand what an IRQ is. Sure, they're 'pretty' and perhaps trendy, but I don't honestly believe they could hold up to some of the raggedy PC’s I’ve put together in my day. I do know however that you cannot 'tear down' and rebuild a MAC like you can a PC. That to me is reason enough. Oh, and by the way - *unzipping fly* - I’m right-handed  (Monday Nov 16 | post #26)

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Man to Sue After Sodomy with Police Taser

Uh oh - we all know where this is going...  (Monday Nov 16 | post #401)

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The Girl Who Is Terrified -- of Vegetables

Pfft - fear of broccoli and rutabagas. Come on peoople, get a grip. Everybody knows it's the innocent looking snow pea that you have to worry about. They creep up on you in your sleep, and BAM - lights out.  (Friday Nov 13 | post #30)

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Shaved Swimmer disqualified for shaving in school locker room

Not just allowed, encouraged.  (Friday Nov 13 | post #20)

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Microsoft: Windows 7 Inspired By Mac OS X

Why is it that every Mac user feels the need to tell the world that they're a Mac user?  (Friday Nov 13 | post #14)

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Microsoft: Windows 7 Inspired By Mac OS X

Sooooo looks like Simon will be looking for another Job soon.  (Thursday Nov 12 | post #8)