Jimmy David

Rail Road Flat, CA

Friday's Letters to the Editor

(to the tune of "Winter Wonderland") See the snow, watch it glisten Too much beer, I'm on a mission To write my name in the snow With a funny yellow glow Walkin' with my wiener in my hand! Got a trenchcoat that I'm wearing so that I can do some "sharing " Maybe my legs are too white That gives 'em a fright Walkin' with my wiener in my hand! At the lounge we were chillin' After time, my bladder's fillin' I stagger left and then right Hope I make it in time Walkin' with my wiener in my hand! Feels so good to drain my lizard from behind I hear a whisper "I hope you'll be done soon, 'cause you're in the ladies room!" Walkin' with my wiener in my hand!  (3 hrs ago | post #76)

Rail Road Flat, CA

A Wassailing we will go.........

Oh yeah....... JReynolds.......i almost forgot.........Merry Christmas!!!!!!!!!!!  (Thursday | post #5)

Rail Road Flat, CA

A Wassailing we will go.........

Merry Christmas Susan!!!!! JReynolds.......YO U SUCK!!!!!.......ef fin' hater!!!! don't like it???? DON'T READ IT!!!! and on the "get a life" chestnut...... I'd ask you where to get one, but I fear you probably need to get on yourself!!!!...... ....Wanna go in "halfsies "??? now if you didn't mean for your post to come across scathing, i apoligize..... but if you were being a "richard-face " (D!ck-head), then THHHHPPPPTTTT!!!!( a big ol' fat raspberry for ya!!!)  (Thursday | post #4)

Rail Road Flat, CA

A Wassailing we will go.........

(to the tune of "Winter Wonderland") See the snow, watch it glisten Too much beer, I'm on a mission To write my name in the snow With a funny yellow glow Walkin' with my wiener in my hand! Got a trenchcoat that I'm wearing so that I can do some "sharing " Maybe my legs are too white That gives 'em a fright Walkin' with my wiener in my hand! At the lounge we were chillin' After time, my bladder's fillin' I stagger left and then right Hope I make it in time Walkin' with my wiener in my hand! Feels so good to drain my lizard from behind I hear a whisper "I hope you'll be done soon, 'cause you're in the ladies room!" Walkin' with my wiener in my hand!  (Thursday | post #1)

Salem, OR

Salem parents are accused of child abuse

at least you're a good sport, carnivore!!  (Sunday Dec 20 | post #51)

Salem, OR

Salem parents are accused of child abuse

CARNIVORE........ learn to spell "hey" while you're at it.......genius!!! !!  (Sunday Dec 20 | post #49)

Salem, OR

Salem man dies in police custody after being tasered, 'subdued'

is a "poduck" a Mallard with no money?????  (Sunday Dec 20 | post #4)

Salem, OR

Salem man dies in police custody after being tasered, 'subdued'

WTF is "Poduck" ????????? did you possibly mean "podunk" ??????????  (Sunday Dec 20 | post #3)

Rail Road Flat, CA

firewood

WITH YOUR PHONE!!!!!! GENIUS!!! c'mon......you set yourself up for that one!!!! but how 'tarded of the original poster to leave no way to contact him??? should we just drop the wood off at your house???  (Friday Dec 18 | post #3)

Rail Road Flat, CA

Friday's Letters to the Editor

man, i knew the RRF threads were on a bit of a slump, but how do ALL these RANDOM topics and threads keep poppin' up in the RRF FOURM???? who are these people?????  (Friday Dec 11 | post #16)

Salem, OR

lookn for that lost person

too funny!!!  (Wednesday Dec 9 | post #2)

Salem, OR

Do you like Salem-News.com? Is it a good news site?

the only thing i'm offended about is your atrocious use of the english language....... "....just a one sided opinion who come from hippies...... " should be ."....just a one sided opinion THAT COMES from hippies....." at worst!!!!! there are so many more way to improve this paragraph, but these need your immediate attention!!!  (Sunday Dec 6 | post #3)

Rail Road Flat, CA

Tragedy in Keizer, Oregon Saturday afternoon........

KEIZER — A Keizer man and woman were in Salem Hospital on Saturday night with gunshot wounds after a shooting that took place inside their single-family home, police said. Dispatchers received a report of gunshot wounds and sent police and emergency responders to the home at 3895 Pleasant View Drive NE about 1:15 p.m., according to dispatch logs. Inside, authorities discovered the man and woman wounded. Police did not identify the couple but described them as married and in their early 60s. Keizer Police Capt. Jeff Kuhns said that the man phoned in the incident. Police continue to investigate the shooting. Kuhns confirmed that the shooting took place within the home and that the couple were the only two involved. No outside intruder was involved, he said. Police did not release information about the extent of the couple's injuries, the number of shots fired or the type of weapon used. ------------------ ------------------ --------------- tigertime wrote: Two people in thier 60's shot .and they are the only one in the home.and police release no information,Is almost saying they shot each other.More information would lead to less speculation 12/6/2009 4:53:33 AM jimmyjamusa wrote: My in-laws........... She attempted and achived suicide......he tried to stop her.....one shot, one bullett.....she was a troubled woman for many years......the bullet passed through her and went into him...... she's dead, he will physically recover....... i just hope he doesn't slide downhill spiritually......h e is one of the BEST men i have EVER known..... he is a SAINT in my playbook......FIN. ........ 12/6/2009 5:37:33 AM soapbox55 wrote: Sorry for your loss Jimmyjamusa. 12/6/2009 5:42:29 AM BigCobra wrote: Replying to tigertime: None of your business tiger, move on, you boring idiot. Now you can go back to playing the skinflute in the cemetary band. 12/6/2009 5:57:02 AM tigertime wrote: Replying to jimmyjamusa: Sorry,Give him love,he needs it. 12/6/2009 6:17:14 AM Tigertime wrote: Replying to BigCobra: Get help.And I don't chose to play,My last response, 12/6/2009 6:20:17 AM Recommend New PostReply to this PostReport Abuse soapbox55 wrote: Ok BigCorbra, let it go now. 12/6/2009 6:58:42 AM mjackso6 wrote: Don't feed the troll; just because his mommy won't pay any attention to him doesn't mean we're obligated to. 12/6/2009 7:37:21 AM jeanne32 wrote: replying to jmmyjamusa: Another tragic event in our troubled society... My sincere condolences for your loss, Jimmy; and I hope that your FIL will recover and be able to find comfort, peace & closure... KnightOfReason wrote: Replying to BigCobra, who went off on Tigertime: I have to imagine that you are replying so negatively to him because of past issues, not this one. He brings up a good point, whether that was the intention or not. First, half the story is about an older story (Tues shooting), great journalism! Secondly, they release just enough information to make you think we had a shooting like the OK Corral! Him vs. her which apparently is NOT what happened. The point is valid, release either less info or more but do not release it as they did which just fuels speculation. As usual, college age mistakes in the reporters job. With that said, it is a sad thing to happen!  (Sunday Dec 6 | post #1)

Rail Road Flat, CA

Tiny Lode community dismayed by proposal to close award-winning...

i hope it's a rumor!........ possibly a satellite for adult education, or a place for the town to get internet access ........library... .......SOMETHING!! ! THE BEST THING IS TO LEAVE IT THE HELL ALONE AND CUT FROM SOMEWHERE ELSE!!!!  (Tuesday Dec 1 | post #6)

Rail Road Flat, CA

Tiny Lode community dismayed by proposal to close award-winning...

if they end up closing the school, i would hope they would turn the campus into a community center/town hall thingy.................  (Monday Nov 30 | post #1)