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This, that and the Other.

Well hello, all! Testosterone, anyone? T is for Tony's refrigerator? She stole everything else, Gatorade would probably be no big thing after stealing $100s. Tony all too embarrassed to say,"Uh, there's testosterone in that." The ethylene glycol & syringe meant: point of no return; pre-meditation. I'll be checkin' in with y'all! Hope you are doing great! Robin, Sonny keeps running his paw over the keyboard, twitchily, hinting. Sighing.  (Nov 7, 2009 | post #1203)

Florida

This, that and the Other.

Nurse! LRT!  (Nov 3, 2009 | post #1200)

Florida

This, that and the Other.

Who's the heartbreaker on the loose? It's Moose! It's moose! Those other contendas can vamoose! We got WHO? We got Moose! Go, Moose, Go! *prolly shoulda been "Whom", but that sounded too uppity for a cheer...  (Sep 1, 2009 | post #1173)

Florida

This, that and the Other.

I'm sorry, but this reminds me of the Piece of String joke. A Piece of String walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender sternly points to a sign that says, "No Pieces of String Allowed". The Piece of String leaves, but re-enters, puffing from a suave cigarette holder. Instantly the bartender recognizes him, and boots him out. But, the Piece of String , undeterred, musses up his hair quite radically, & re-enters the bar. The bartender squints,sniffs, & sneers: "Are you a piece of string?" he demands. "I'm a frayed knot" said the incognito patron, and ordered his beer.  (Sep 1, 2009 | post #1172)

Qena, Egypt

Man cuts off sex organ to spite family

My gawd, is this what I think is clever when I've been drinking? Damn! I'll never drink & joke again!!!! Sorry to all whom I offended! Geesh! Disgusting! my apologies!!!!  (Aug 27, 2009 | post #601)

Florida

This and That

Sonny sends kisses, hugs & purrs. <3  (Aug 21, 2009 | post #10697)

Qena, Egypt

Man cuts off sex organ to spite family

Well, see, his story to all the ladies is: "It was as big as my leg." Hence the confusion. Once he zips past that old 12" line with fresh material, they may have just forgotten why the hell he was trying to shoot off his leg and fall under the ol' size spell.  (Jun 4, 2009 | post #305)

KOB.com Eyewitness News 4 - New Mexico

Mother, boy reported missing

I am so sorry to hear of your loss. This story of what that woman did, has me doubled over in tears. Sometimes you think you have heard it all, then you read something this horrifying.  (May 22, 2009 | post #478)

Florida

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I feel bad for every single person affected by this case. Poor Annie! Poor Jesse! Etc. etc. ad infinitum! It's like a spider's web in the wake of what she's done!  (May 22, 2009 | post #8508)

Florida

This and That

Hi All! <3 What'd I miss? What'd I miss? I'm all hearing about Drew Peterson & the blue barrel & the torso being found in;that man who may have strangled his family; & that woman in Albuquerque. Sheesh!What a week! On A.D.:Tongue stud at deposition! = Fail buzzer j/k!Thx 4 posting Robin!! Just bein' silly! First visit in awhile! Love you! Missed you! Kisses from Sonny! He ate some grass for you today! Then hacked it up for me! Hi all!  (May 22, 2009 | post #8506)

Florida

This and That

Has anybody else heard of her photo shopping Ca ylee's hair? That is too weird for me to dream; how could I have dreamt about it when I didn't know what it was?(Photoshop) Oh well, stranger things have happened! OK, I gotta take that bath or my plants are gonna start dying.  (May 2, 2009 | post #7723)

Florida

This and That

Hello Sweet Lady! How have you been? I'm so proud of you all for keeping this hoppin'! So impressive! You guys are the best! Well, Hon, I wish I knew how that MySpace works;that is where I think the Photo shopping occurred? I am ahem, over 21 >cough< and really don't know what I'm doing on a puter! Or was it in a Photo Bucket? Does anyone know what I'm talkin' about? I sure don't! lol ;--D  (May 2, 2009 | post #7721)

Florida

This and That

IDK why I'm posting, I've drawn the bath water and it's probably already cold. My impression was that lands & grooves in ballistics was the province of handgun experts. Shotguns leave people more S.O.L. Rifles, IDK. 30 cal. is kinda retro for handguns, I think. The main calibers are .22, .38,9mm,357,.45,44 (large handgun, like in Westerns)and recently 40 calibers. In older days (1940s?) the .25 & .30 & .32 were more popular.If memory serves. Or, I could have no idea. Plus I'm clueless about rifles. I am more of the mind that the bullet casing is not going to be relevant, which is of course just a hunch. Wow, now my bath is really gonna be cold. :P  (May 2, 2009 | post #7720)

Florida

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That Girl!Gary sends kisses and jazz hands!(on the monitor)<3  (May 1, 2009 | post #7686)

Florida

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It would prolly be considered prejudicial in court? though.  (May 1, 2009 | post #7685)

Q & A with Iowa resident

I Belong To:

Heartland Humane Society; Central Ia.Blues Society; Water Aid America

When I'm Not on Topix:

Icanhascheezburger.com;cuteoverload.com;kittenwar.com bicycling,napping

I'm Listening To:

Ray LaMontagne

Read This Book:

"The Sociopath Next Door" by Martha Stout. cheesy title, good book!

Favorite Things:

kittens & old people,feeding squirrels,ducks & geese

On My Mind:

No one should be forced to have a child they don't want. Women need options.

I Believe In:

I believe I'll have another drink.