Howard Beale Jr

Akron, OH

STATE TO SELL "BEAUTIFUL OHIO" LICENSE PLATES - has MayFong's photo!

Now, Ty. MayFong on my car plates? Dame Van Beale would turn me into a capon. Guess it depends if it's WWII era MayFong, Korea or Vietnam, Shock & Awe or the current conflicts. She's certainly seen her share of tours of duty, wouldn't you say? Kinda like the eras of Elvis. Given the choice, I'd prefer the WWII version. Her Nancy Kwan to my William Holden. No tiger cages, no punji sticks. Just many happy endings before fetching Howie-san pipe and slippers. No old birds on my platter. Or license plate.  (7 hrs ago | post #2)

Akron, OH

Take note APD, this is how it's done.

I kid you not.  (8 hrs ago | post #129)

Akron, OH

"SAVE ROCKY" THE SQUIRREL - he never smoked!!

In his case extinction would be environmentally friendly.  (10 hrs ago | post #13)

Akron, OH

AmishTurkeys 19CentsLB

I'd check the tails & count the legs on those "turkeys ". Could be Tu Hung Lo Specials.  (10 hrs ago | post #7)

Akron, OH

AmishTurkeys 19CentsLB

Hmm. Dinky's seems a bigger deal than Ned & Hatties in Huntington. Forgot to mention about the 19 cent birds: BYOA (Bring Your Own Axe) A number of shunnings mentioned in the most recent BUDGET I was handed by Al. Have to share as time allows.  (10 hrs ago | post #6)

Akron, OH

AmishTurkeys 19CentsLB

Yea, 19 cents. But the small print says you gotta catch & kill 'em yourself. Them Old Order boys are getting crafty with us Englishers.  (11 hrs ago | post #4)

Akron, OH

OBAMMY CARE SAY'S...."2Years Between PAP Smears"!

Ask his Kenyan Pap.  (Friday Nov 20 | post #8)

Akron, OH

Documentary looks at faith and Alcoholics Anonymous

I just signed Little Tyree up for AA. Asians Anonymous. Cure his MFS (May Fong Syndrome).  (Friday Nov 20 | post #16)

Akron, OH

OBAMMY CARE SAY'S...."2Years Between PAP Smears"!

I repeat. Yeccch. Gotta send Grump one of those T-shirts. Especially now that the FOP is stalking him.  (Friday Nov 20 | post #6)

Akron, OH

OBAMMY CARE SAY'S...."2Years Between PAP Smears"!

Yeccch.  (Friday Nov 20 | post #2)

Akron, OH

POLICE SOLICITORS HOLD-UP OLD FOLKS!......Yikes!

The other 'yeller' meat.  (Friday Nov 20 | post #5)

Akron, OH

BIG THANKSGIVING PARADE IN AKRON - SAT,28 NOV.- fake norm can't make it

Two ambulances? I heard they called for a piano mover. *** BREAKING NEWS from the Leakin' Beacon: The Fong Tong clan has been signed up for the parade. They'll be tossing wasabi-laced candy into the crowd, with attached coupons for $5.00 off at Sisters Fong Chiropractic and Khmer Rouge Christmas Candy Land.  (Friday Nov 20 | post #14)

Akron, OH

Poll numbers will soon be below 10%

Ten Percent drop in polls? Guess these people haven't driven out Brittain Road or Tallmadge Avenue lately. A marked increase in polls around town, I'd say.  (Friday Nov 20 | post #2)

Akron, OH

Akron, Ohio, Woman Gets Probation Over Rabbit Drownings - WJW

I certainly wouldn't accept her invitation to join her in a hot tub anytime soon, either.  (Friday Nov 20 | post #5)

Akron, OH

Akron Petland Shut Down: Photo of Employee Holding Up 2 Drowned...

Don't tell me the dingdong was MayFong!  (Friday Nov 20 | post #7)