holysmokes

Headline:

RIP George Carlin 1937-2008

Hometown:

New York

Neighborhood:

a place Hillary never visited

Local Favorites:

O'Heaney's

I Belong To:

no club that would have me as a member

When I'm Not on Topix:

i am enjoying my life. what are you doing?

I'm Listening To:

The Voices in My Head.

Read This Book:

The Company by Robert Littell The Stand by Stephen King Moby Dick by Herman Melville

Favorite Things:

movies, movies, movies and the things Homer Simpson says because they reflect The Real Truth

On My Mind:

nothing. why are YOU so worked up about things beyond your control?????

Blog / Website / Homepage:

http://holyholysmokes.blogspot.com/

I Believe In:

"What I Believe." I believe in rainbows and puppy dogs and fairy tales. And I believe in the family - Mom and Dad and Grandma.. and Uncle Tom, who waves his penis. And I believe 8 of the 10 Commandments. And I believe in going to church every Sunday, unless there's a game on. And I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, wholesome and natural things.. that money can buy. And I believe it's derogatory to refer to a woman's breasts as "boobs", "jugs", "winnebagos" or "golden bozos".. and that you should only refer to them as "hooters". And I believe you should put a woman on a pedestal.. high enough so you can look up her dress. And I believe in equality, equality for everyone.. no matter how stupid they are, or how much better I am than they are. And, people say I'm crazy for believing this, but I believe that robots are stealing my luggage. And I believe I made a mistake when I bought a 30-story 1-bedroom apartment. And I believe the Battle of the Network Stars should be fought with guns. And I believe that Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was - an arctic region covered with ice. And, lastly, I believe that of all the evils on this earth, there is nothing worse than the music you're listening to right now. That's what I believe.