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Man beaten with squeegee after gas pump argument

Old dude: "You shouldn't be here, it's illegal. I'm king of this country, spickie". Arrested kid thought he said: "Here, take this and beat me like I'm a little girl. Then you can live in this country, trust me".  (Sunday Nov 22 | post #23)

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Thinga that make you "FART"?

Thinga thata make-a a you-a a farta? Eh, a pepperoni a pizza.  (Friday Nov 20 | post #49)

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Man beaten with squeegee after gas pump argument

interpreter, whoops  (Friday Nov 20 | post #6)

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Man beaten with squeegee after gas pump argument

The 21 yr. old needs an interpretor. I believe this may have had a lot to do with what happpened.  (Friday Nov 20 | post #5)

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Customs seizes 316,000 bongs disguised as Christmas ornaments

I'd like to see the Christmas trees they send.  (Friday Nov 20 | post #2)

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13 Facts About Friday the 13th

Adding each line of numbers from above (2+2=4, 2+2+4=8), will be 4 more than each succesive line.  (Friday Nov 13 | post #20)

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13 Facts About Friday the 13th

Adding two odd numbers equal even ones , yet adding two even ones only equal evens. Odds got the shaft. Even rules. 2+2=4 3+3=6 4+4=8 5+5=10  (Friday Nov 13 | post #19)

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5 types of men women hate

That's funny. That's all you hear them going for, then they complain later. I have always worn my hat backwards. I think wearing one forward is dorky and I have never considered backwards as anything but comfortable and/maybe better looking. Not gang or thug, maybe New York.  (Friday Nov 13 | post #23)

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13 Facts About Friday the 13th

Add each line of numbers together (1+3=4, 1+3+4=8), and notice how each succesive line is exactly six more than the prior line. WHOOOO, spooky.  (Friday Nov 13 | post #11)

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13 Facts About Friday the 13th

1+3=4 4+3=7 7+3=10 10+3=13 WHOOOOO,spooky.  (Friday Nov 13 | post #10)

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patootie If I had a ______ for every time I ________...  (Thursday Nov 12 | post #224)

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snapping turtle Run into ___________ lately.  (Sunday Nov 8 | post #178)

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The California Highway Patrol say a man stole a car to make a c...

Double or nothing. Might as well have smacked the judge in his face.  (Sunday Nov 8 | post #5)

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Man fined for 911 call over missing McDonald's OJ

Better be careful. He might make a jihad against McDonalds.  (Friday Nov 6 | post #6)