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Jehovah's Witness

Douglas Clark's "HUMBLE" opinion.

There are times I wonder if even YOU know what you're talking about.  (21 hrs ago | post #32)

Jehovah's Witness

Douglas Clark's "HUMBLE" opinion.

On second thought, one or both of the confirmed baby-mamas might hate you. One or two of the kids, perhaps. Come to think of it, maybe a couple of the cops who you've falsely accused of being corrupt, and maybe some of the library staff who you've falsely accused of sexual misconduct with children might also hate you.  (22 hrs ago | post #29)

Jehovah's Witness

Douglas Clark's "HUMBLE" opinion.

No they don'tSo you have a different mother other than MurielNo they're notOr GoogleNo one hates you, Douglas. People are scared of you, puzzled by you and they pity you, but no one hates youIndeed. I was under the impression I was supposed to be hurt if I recited/typed those words. I even thought about cutting/pasting as you typically do, thinking I might double-over in unspeakable agony. Yet, nothing. Your personal connection to the Powers That Be may be experiencing poor propagation.  (22 hrs ago | post #28)

Jehovah's Witness

Douglas Clark's "HUMBLE" opinion.

Happy birthday, Muriel!  (Yesterday | post #23)

Jehovah's Witness

Douglas Clark's "HUMBLE" opinion.

Emphasis MINE] From: http://www.topix.c om/forum/religion/ jehovahs-witness/T TCVQ0CAITSCPK532/p ost1131to which I replied: From: http://www.topix.c om/forum/religion/ jehovahs-witness/T TCVQ0CAITSCPK532/p ost1135The response from you? Crickets. Oh, just one more thing: "Our father, who art in heaven, hallowed by thy name; thy kingdom come, thy will be done on Earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily bread and forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trespass against us. Lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil; for thine is the Kingdom and the power and the glory, forever and ever. AMEN." [And, unlike you, I typed all that out as opposed to cutting/pasting.]  (Yesterday | post #22)

Jehovah's Witness

Douglas Clark's "HUMBLE" opinion.

You're going full ALL CAPS OF DOOM retard, DOUGIE. Stop going full ALL CAPS OF DOOM retard.  (Friday | post #12)

Jehovah's Witness

Douglas Clark's "HUMBLE" opinion.

I've got to say, DOUGIE, I am stunned to see you speak so frankly. You must have turned over a new leaf; it's almost like you're a completely different person! I approve of your sudden change of heart... among other things. I accept your apology, but I think it's the Marine Corps you owe the apology to, starting with your cousin. Your punishment is to be his butler for one month starting Monday. You'll spend the next three days drafting your most heartfelt apologies to the families of the Marines killed in that accident of California; you'll let them know how sorry you are for using their deaths as a propaganda vehicle. You'll offer your one month of servitude to each family for the twenty-two months following your month serving as butler for your cousinClearly you learned nothing from that incident when you were going around referring to yourself as, "District Attorney-Elect ". You will, in what free time you have over the next two years, serve as a shoe-shine boy for employees of the library.  (Thursday | post #10)

Jehovah's Witness

Douglas Clark's "HUMBLE" opinion.

The only "insulting " comments are those of the creepy, lying fruitcake IMPOSTERS who post here FALSELY claiming to be officers [LT] in the Marine Corps of these United States, to be "National Security Level Security Officers" and to have "National Security Clearance".  (Thursday Feb 26 | post #7)

Jehovah's Witness

Douglas Clark's "HUMBLE" opinion.

So we trade the phony Marine Lieutenant for the phony "National Security Level Security Officer" and his "National Security Clearance", and now we're back to the phony Marine Lieutenant. http://replygif.ne t/i/1485.gif  (Thursday Feb 26 | post #6)

Jehovah's Witness

Silent Lambs/Bill Bowen Story (repost #339)

From: The February 25, 2015 update to the ludicrous, incoherent mess of a defamation, misinformation, conspiracy theory, sex-offender-apolo gism and victim-shaming blog www.watchtowercrim inals.blogspot.com https://www.google .com/search?q=%22n ational+security+l evel+security+offi cer%22&ie=utf- 8&oe=utf-8  (Thursday Feb 26 | post #106)

Jehovah's Witness

Silent Lambs/Bill Bowen Story (repost #339)

Oh, yeah. I forgot about Kurt the creepy, lying fruitcake moron without equal's rules of the Internet; if you post something he disagrees with you must be an online agent for whomever is out to get him that particular day - because there's a different someone out to get him pretty much every day. http://superretard s.com/forum/downlo ad/file.php?avatar =235_1381255105.jp g  (Wednesday Feb 25 | post #105)

Jehovah's Witness

Silent Lambs/Bill Bowen Story (repost #339)

And?  (Wednesday Feb 25 | post #104)

Jehovah's Witness

Silent Lambs/Bill Bowen Story (repost #339)

Emphasis added] Hmmm... From: Your ludicrous, incoherent defend-a-sex-offen der and attack-legitimate- victims blog at www.watchtowercrim inals.blogspot.com Context MINE] Shenanigans, says I.  (Wednesday Feb 25 | post #101)

Jehovah's Witness

Silent Lambs/Bill Bowen Story (repost #339)

Yes, there was. A link to a public website listed in Google Search results was posted here. [For reference, the original link - until you had it deleted - was "jresume.com/ kjh4129".] You disavowed it. Then, you owned up to it. Then, like the whiny little crybaby you are, you made a complaint to Topix to have the post deleted, but not before multiple parties including myself had seen it. Then, you whine about it on your blog, completely neglecting to mention the fact that you initially claimed it wasn't yoursIt was not "hacked" , it was publicly posted - by you - on a website that exists for the express purpose of getting resumes out to employers! It was listed in Google results, and there was nothing "private " about itYeah? For what? What "crime" did anyone commit by posting a link to an item posted PUBLICLY and listed in Google Search results? Let me answer for you: NONE. That's why the FBI hasn't responded to your silly claims on your silly blog. If you weren't such a dunderhead you'd realize thatExactly what I just wrote.  (Wednesday Feb 25 | post #97)

Jehovah's Witness

Silent Lambs/Bill Bowen Story (repost #339)

You want me to shut up? I'm pretty sure I told you already how you can shut me up: You stop telling lies about me and I'll stop telling the truth about youIt's also irrelevant to your false claims that you "are" [your word] a, "National Security Level Security Officer" with "National Security ClearanceI know it probably doesn't register in your defective brain, but you make yourself look like a bigger idiot every time you make an empty threat. [It should go without saying that you do the same when you make very real threats like those in some of your previous complaints to the FBI, or the threat that got your registered "KDMensch " account deleted from Topix, along with all of the nearly 1,000 posts you made using that account.] [In fact, it SHOULD be you who is worried about the bad place you're heading given that you seem to think that you can use the Internet to threaten people - including the FBI - with impunity.] You have precisely dick in the way of evidence that I am guilty of any of the vast number of crimes you've falsely accused me of: I am not a "child rapist". I am not guilty of any sort of cyber crime, specifically "hacking " of any computer owned by you or anyone else, and computer used by you or anyone else or any Internet-based account on any website used by you or anyone else. I am not a "Watchtower Operative"; I have no affiliation whatsoever with the sect known as Jehovah's Witnesses nor any legal entity used by it, nor do I have any part in any "conspiracy " alleged by you nor do I have any part in any alleged effort you believe to hinder your activities online. I did not break into your apartment; I was not part of nor do I have knowledge of a "conspiracy " to break into your apartment. I did not attempt to murder you; I was not part nor do I have knowledge of a "conspiracy " to attempt to murder you. I was not part of nor do I have knowledge of a "conspiracy " that resulted in your eviction from the Summer Pointe Apartment Complex in Glendale, AZ. I was not part of nor do I have knowledge of a "conspiracy " to deprive you of access to what you have referred to as the "fine commodity" of "young" females or the "right" to marry as a JW, nor a "conspiracy " to bring older black men in the the JW sect with the specific goal of depriving you of access to what you have referred to as the "fine commodity" of "young" females. Since I'm not guilty of any of the above, or any other "crime" that you could conceive of in your sick imagination, you will never be able to provide evidence - outside of your own false allegations, which have no merit - of such to any law enforcement agency ANYWHERE.  (Wednesday Feb 25 | post #96)

Q & A with FH Chandler

Headline:

YOUR WT OVERLORD

Hometown:

Putingrad

Neighborhood:

Just off of Krem Ln, #666

Local Favorites:

Do you have a solicitor, Plectrum?

I Belong To:

A roving gang of Tom Brokaw clones, the 'Burt Rettig' appreciation society and the "NOBODY LOSES TO DOUGLAS CLARK" protection plan.

When I'm Not on Topix:

I'm waiting patiently for the FBI [and their KGB handlers] with hot coffee, donuts, ponchiki and Stolichnaya vodka at the ready.

Read My Forum Posts Because:

Don't worry, I'll beam my posts into your brain.

I'm Listening To:

http://youtu.be/JjTd-hypnYI

Read This Book:

http://thereligionofpeace.com/

Favorite Things:

Synthetic telepathy neural decoding your every thought. EW! You just wished you could sniff my socks! Also Snake People.

On My Mind:

You mother-[expletive] communications is corrupted. Whatever. WHATEVER. YOU GOTS ME NOW!

Blog / Website / Homepage:

NadINDYa's favorite (yes, FAVORITE!) song [SUBLIMINAL MESSAGE WARNING]: http://youtu.be/gncW1zqMFgs

I Believe In:

Using [abusing] my super Watchtower/Major League Baseball/National Security Agency/Topix-approved forum moderator/mind-reading/thought-control powers for fun, profit and to remove "incriminating" "evidence" [or the delusional ramblings of a couple of creepy fruitcakes] from the forums. One hilariously claimed I'd committed a "cyber crime" by using a proxy server, even though I hadn't used a proxy server. He showed up - after having not just his login account but EVERY POST from that account deleted from the forum - on September 3, 2014 to post the "Only Truth Here" from, wait for it, "ANONYMOUS PROXY"! The FBI [and KGB] will no doubt be picking up "Vince" [the "oft maligned" "one who knows", who says that "it is what it is", who is a big fan of "Micky Mouse" and "Morty Moose", who likes to whine about how things are, "Nunybeeuz", and who thinks of himself as a real "expositor"] at the Chinese buffet any time now, but not before one of our operatives at Facebook edits the "extremely important" mantis shrimp, gun control and Gilligan's Island posts on his timeline. The way they edited his "extremely important FBI posts" on jehovahs-witness.net. Call me MAGICIAN Kurt alias Burt. Did your disgusting buddy Jeff ever take care of his bill from Comcast for $800.64 for "cable service at former business"? You know, the service you swore up and down he didn't have? Also, no professional sports team from Toronto wins a championship while I'm alive. I'm like The Smoking Man that way. Yes, I/we've got THAT much power. We built the freaking HAARP Array, by Eliza/Ralph! We use it to broadcast Kingdom Melodies and Charles Sinutko talks on a sub-aural carrier wave. And if you don't like it, I've got a big, floppy Game-of-Thrones-sized wiener to dangle in your face. [For the irredeemably stupid, ALL of the preceding is /sarcasm]