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Genesis 1:28-30 and A Discussion

Emphasis added] Wow, that's an oldie but a goodie. I remember the first time you used that phrase.  (Friday | post #132)

Jehovah's Witness

Silent Lambs/Bill Bowen Story (repost #339)

If you’re referring to the time between when I last directed a response at you in April or May of 2013 and your latest Topix troll-fest which started, approximately, the first/second week of January 2015, you posted plenty of times using your now-deleted “KDMensch” account, your unregistered real name and other of your many unregistered personalities. If Topix took any action at all to prevent you from posting on their website between April/May of 2013 and this past weekend, I have no knowledge of it. Your false claims aside, I have no powers of editing or deletion on Topix or on any other website; if you wish to keep making false claim, strict proof is demanded – or it didn’t happen.  (Friday | post #32)

Jehovah's Witness

Silent Lambs/Bill Bowen Story (repost #339)

Yeah, they just ignored the law because you say so. The "Federal Authorities" don't take you any more seriously than anyone else.  (Friday | post #31)

Jehovah's Witness

Silent Lambs/Bill Bowen Story (repost #339)

Short answer: I wouldn’t know. Longer answer: I wouldn’t know because I have no association with the Watchtower Bible and Tract Society [neither the one in NY or the one in PA], nor any entity that falls under the umbrella term “Watchtower”, and your insinuation that I do is, was and always will be ridiculous in the extreme. I’ll venture the guess that they have NO involvement whatsoever. Of course, like so many ex/antiJWs on the Internet it’s extremely important to your fragile little psyche to believe that they’re responsible for anything that doesn’t go right in your pathetic life. It’s along the same lines of your allegation that elders in the Moon Valley congregation were responsible for you somehow [how, specifically?] going from being an “independently wealthy investor” to being destitute and somehow causing you to lose your disability benefits, as well as being responsible for similar problems you had in Alaska [how?] and in Mexico [double how?]; I've always been curious about what happened that caused you to almost end up in Mexican prison... you wouldn't mind answering that question - honestly - would youShort answer: I don’t know. Slightly longer answer: Because you’re stupid, because you’re a creepy, lying, mentally defective fruitcake who, as “GeminiXCX” correctly stated, is an attention whoreProof, or... notThat, in response to my statement about your blog – the one from which I am quoting –which you have used as media to apologize for a convicted sex offender, accuse the judge who presided over his trial, as well as other Monroe County public officials of misconduct [the way you did for nearly a year on Topix], smear the young women who testified against him, along with their families, myself, other Topix posters, people associated with the Office of General Counsel for Jehovah’s Witnesses [whom you ignorantly refer to as the, “Watchtower Legal Department”], and peripheral others and present the conspiracy theory that your buddy was prosecuted at the behest of the Watchtower Society because of allegations he made more than a decade prior that, despite being investigated by local law enforcement resulted in no criminal charges being filed and the summary dismissal of ALL counts in the civil trial that followedThe only thing I’ve ever needed to impeach your character is the truth, particularly your own statements in those “repostings” you refer to.  (Friday | post #30)

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Silent Lambs/Bill Bowen Story (repost #339)

With that as background, please answer the following questions: At what point – specifically on what day – were you first served an eviction notice? What was the complaint stated in the eviction notice? How many days were you given to correct the problem that led to the notice? What, if any, steps did you take to correct the problem that led to the notice? When did the owner/operators of SP notify you of the detainer? When was your court date? Did you appear for your court date and, if so, what argument did you make to attempt to defeat the eviction notice? If you did appear in court, did you accuse the judge of misconduct to his face and/or suggest that the eviction notice was the result of a “conspiracy” between some other party(s) and the Watchtower Society? If you did not appear in court, you would have been given notice by certified mail of the judgment against you and that you needed to vacate the premises by a certain date; when did you receive notice and why did you fail to vacate the premises by the specified date?  (Friday | post #28)

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Silent Lambs/Bill Bowen Story (repost #339)

Yeah, Kurt, I read all the silly comments from your blog already; spam posting them here doesn't help your case. As for your "Federal Investigation ", spamming an Email address used by the FBI [primarily for complaints about alleged financial malfeasance] to complain about how you can't post on a Gilligan's Island Facebook page and that you think "Watchtower " is responsible with their "JWplayer " RAT application, and faxing their local office in your area threatening demands that they take action because you're "tired of playing games" with them and that things will "come back" on them equates to a "Federal Investigation ". In light of what the good "Doctor" posted yesterday, it makes you extremely stupid. Since you insist on going down that road and calling me out with more false allegationsI could have sworn that I asked you the same question - which you failed to answer. I'll try and provide some context as to why you might not have answered it: Short answer: I can’t tell you anything about it because, despite your defamatory claim, I wasn’t there and I wasn’t involved on it; I live on other side of the country, remember? Longer answer: Clearly the people who own/operate the Summer Pointe apartment complex felt that you were a problem tenant for one reason or another. Only you know why. However, stop defaming the good people of the Phoenix and Glendale [AZ] police departments; they did not just happen to show up, allegedly in the middle of the night, to evict you with no prior warning [on the orders of the Watchtower Society]. In AZ, owners/operators of rental property serve a problem tenant by posting notice AND sending you a copy of the notice by certified mail; this in and of itself can take three to five days. The notice outlines specific steps that you must take within a specific time period [usually seven to ten days, possibly fifteen days or even a whole month] to avoid eviction. If you fail to take those steps within the time-frame allotted – again, they have to give you a set period of time to do so – they have to file a forcible detainer for a hearing with the court requesting a date before a judge AND put a copy of it in your hand at least two days before the court date when you would have the opportunity to challenge the basis of the complaint/prove that you complied with it. Only after winning a judgment in court could they actually bring in the police to evict you – with a writ of restitution in hand. A "sleazy" [why, because he deals with eviction?] attorney didn't just show up out of the blue with two police departments in what you describe as a S.W.A.T.-like assault out of the blue. The people who own the Summer Point apartment complex obtained a writ of restitution signed by a judge after winning a successful judgment against you that you had every opportunity to challenge and either ignored or failed to defeat.  (Friday | post #27)

Jehovah's Witness

Silent Lambs/Bill Bowen Story (repost #339)

So you say. But then you say all sorts of things about me that aren't true and that a person would have to be as much of a fruitcake as you to believe. But it's not like this same drama hasn't played out for you everywhere you've ever gone on the Internet: Like JWN where they deleted all your "very important FBI posts", calling them spam. Like Newsvine where you claim "feminists conspired" to get you banned. Like the exJW Yuku forum where you got in a fight within two posts and got banned for acting like a jackass. Like Topix that has deleted over a thousand posts of yours because you insist on posting defamation, threats and verbally abusing other posters. Like Youtube where you're routinely called out for being a fruitcake with a big mouth - like in the comments section of the link you posted. Like Yahoo Answers where quite a few people came to the conclusion that you were a fruitcake who wasn't worth engaging. Like the Token Feminist where pretty much everybody was convinced that there was something wrong with you for proclaiming that the thirteen-year-old victim of rape at the hands of Roman Polanski wan't really a "child", "but for [female] cultural benefit", and apologizing for Polanksi, suggesting that his prosecution was the result of a conspiracy [completely ignoring the fact that he admitted his guilt], consistent with your comments that you specifically [and men in general] have been, “kept down” by the same “androgynistic”, “utero-centric” alleged conspiracy at the heart of the Polanski prosecution, which you allege is the result of the “female dominated” and “Victorian” culture here in these United States, the “oddball…pariah of the world” that insists on “trampling” on your “individual sexual ‘somatic sovereignty’” with “freaky”, “damaging”, “ridiculous” and “backwards” age-of-consent laws; we need not bother with some comments of yours about the “legal, financial, criminal trouble” that resulted from your professed six-year obsession with a womanSo you've said, many many times for many many years. And yet for all these years the FBI hasn't acted on any of your so-called "evidence ". I wonder why that is? It couldn't possibly be that they don't consider you even the slightest bit credible? You know, the way the police, prosecutor, a criminal judge and jury, an appeals judge and a civil jury in Monroe County didn't find your buddy the slightest bit credibleThe Watchtower didn't preside over the civil case that was summarily dismissed on all counts - which, I notice you didn't address, wasn't subject to a gag order - because they didn't consider the claimants - principally your buddy - credible. It was presided over a civil justice in Monroe County, MI that very likely never heard of "WatchtowerTh at you don't like it doesn't mean it, "still needs to be reexamined" and "not happening" means that to the extent they're even indulging you - that would be to NO extent, says I - they continue to find you and your buddy and whatever "evidence " you imagine you possess NOT CREDIBLE.  (Friday | post #26)

Jehovah's Witness

Silent Lambs/Bill Bowen Story (repost #339)

Wow, that guy works out at an LA Fitness here in PA? That's not a harbinger or anything.  (Thursday Jan 22 | post #17)

Jehovah's Witness

Silent Lambs/Bill Bowen Story (repost #339)

You've never stated truer words in your lifeFixed it for you.  (Thursday Jan 22 | post #16)

Jehovah's Witness

Silent Lambs/Bill Bowen Story (repost #339)

Oh, there was one other thing... I've noticed that you've been updating your silly little libel, misinformation and defend-a-sex-offen der blog with comments about me for the last few days, some silliness about you being banned from Topix and what-not, but I thought one thing you [re]posted in particular was kind of disturbing given the sort of problems you had with the police out in ArizonaYour statement that you would smack someone around like they were your, “dumb ass punk wife bitc*” is what really says everything. Luckily, given your wholesale lack of ability to attract a woman who could stand being in your presence long enough for introductions, the only thing you're slapping around with any regularity is Kurt aka Konrad aka Burt Jr. Or, you would be slapping him around with regularity if not for that arm getting injured in the course of you attempting to slap those "black combat veterans...half my age" around IRL. Regardless, hopefully when that arm heals up you won't be slapping Kurt Jr. around, “in front of everyone”.  (Thursday Jan 22 | post #12)

Jehovah's Witness

Silent Lambs/Bill Bowen Story (repost #339)

Oh, and one other thing Tinkerbell, "JWplayer " has nothing to do with Jehovah's Witnesses.  (Thursday Jan 22 | post #11)

Jehovah's Witness

Silent Lambs/Bill Bowen Story (repost #339)

GeminiXCX - whom I initially believed was a woman but who on his Google+ page makes pretty clear he's a guy - pegged you perfectly when he referred to you as an attention whore "Kurty-boy "... or "Burty-boy ", or whatever alias you're using today. You know, of course, that the term is typically applied to women, mostly middle and early high school aged women, but college-aged girls as well as thirty-somethings, even forty-somethings who engage in certain behaviors, particularly on the Internet, that are, among other things, immature. I'm not sure how to refer to a 50-something "man" who behaves so similarly, aside from "creepy fruitcake", but that in conjunction with certain things you stated in comments you once proudly referred to as your, "advocacy postings from many years ago" [until links to them were actually posted here; you disavowed them at first, then backtracked and accepted them, then whined to Topix to have them removed] is leading me to a conclusion about you. If you're curious, listen for a clue in the video of Andy Kaufman and Jerry Lawler on Letterman from back in the 80sCongratulations ! A year and a half [!!!] after making a show of stating that you weren't providing any information - outside a "proper" venue - to support your claim that your buddy filed a police report re: Mattox in the early 90s, you posted - in nothing resembling a "proper" venue - said police report. Unfortunately you ignored what was always the larger point: the police, after thorough investigation, in tandem with the Monroe County Prosecutor's office found your buddy's claims NOT CREDIBLEThat in response to my comments about the "case" that never happened because, after thorough investigation, no charges were ever filed? Or, are you referring to the civil case I mentioned above, you know, the one you claimed to be a party to? The one you claimed involved a $75,000.00 gag order? The one you provided no substantiating proof of? The one that was, on all counts, SUMMARILY DISMISSED? Do I need to explain what "all counts summarily dismissed" means? Without going into too much superfluous detail, "all counts summarily dismissed" means that a civil court found your buddy no more credible than the police and prosecutors' office. It also means that there would have been no need for any sort of "gag order"; which, according to the Clerk of the Court in Monroe County, MI, there wasn't. Off with you now; I'm sure there's someone at the FBI waiting to hear from you about how the Watchtower Society tampered with your coffee-maker, replaced your milk with half-n-half, completely ruining your morning bowl of fruity pebbles and how FH is involved with Deflategate.  (Thursday Jan 22 | post #10)

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HEY Pittsburgh! What Happened?!

First on the left, front row: https://www.youtub e.com/watch?v=ol5D fs7jqFI That's the extent of LIE-u-tenant DOUGIE's military experience.  (Tuesday Jan 20 | post #967)

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HEY Pittsburgh! What Happened?!

And what street is the WSM Federal Building on?  (Tuesday Jan 20 | post #966)

Jehovah's Witness

HEY Pittsburgh! What Happened?!

Fixed it for you.  (Tuesday Jan 20 | post #963)

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Using [abusing] my super Watchtower/Major League Baseball/National Security Agency/Topix-approved forum moderator/mind-reading/thought-control powers for fun, profit and to remove "incriminating" "evidence" [or the delusional ramblings of a couple of creepy fruitcakes] from the forums. One hilariously claimed I'd committed a "cyber crime" by using a proxy server, even though I hadn't used a proxy server. He showed up - after having not just his login account but EVERY POST from that account deleted from the forum - on September 3, 2014 to post the "Only Truth Here" from, wait for it, "ANONYMOUS PROXY"! The FBI [and KGB] will no doubt be picking up "Vince" [the "oft maligned" "one who knows", who says that "it is what it is", who is a big fan of "Micky Mouse" and "Morty Moose", who likes to whine about how things are, "Nunybeeuz", and who thinks of himself as a real "expositor"] at the Chinese buffet any time now, but not before one of our operatives at Facebook edits the "extremely important" mantis shrimp, gun control and Gilligan's Island posts on his timeline. The way they edited his "extremely important FBI posts" on jehovahs-witness.net. Call me MAGICIAN Kurt alias Burt. Did your disgusting buddy Jeff ever take care of his bill from Comcast for $800.64 for "cable service at former business"? You know, the service you swore up and down he didn't have? Also, no professional sports team from Toronto wins a championship while I'm alive. I'm like The Smoking Man that way. Yes, I/we've got THAT much power. We built the freaking HAARP Array, by Eliza/Ralph! We use it to broadcast Kingdom Melodies and Charles Sinutko talks on a sub-aural carrier wave. And if you don't like it, I've got a big, floppy Game-of-Thrones-sized wiener to dangle in your face. [For the irredeemably stupid, ALL of the preceding is /sarcasm]