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Too bad it's all low. Stingo: I'm not even going to bring up the RUSSIAN connection on that dumb team. No mention of Malkin or Crosbekov. Reply: And they say I get all my info from the KGB. Stingo: I had company over for cocktails last night...Stephen Hawkings needed to run some theories by me. Reply: I wonder what Stephen HAWKING would think of that. Stingo: Anyways, we talked about how one achieves success in life. I posited that you can't dwell on losses. You can only push forward. So I excused myself for a moment during the first intermission of last nights game against the Rangers and teleported myself to the Leafs dressing room. At coach Carlyle's request of course. Had a quick chat with the men, and they scored 5 goals in the second period. Reply: There is a team in Pittsburgh, specifically located at 100 Art Rooney Avenue, that could use a good talking-to like that. You're hired. Stingo: [P]lease address me as president elect of the universe as I locked down both the Romulan, and Vulcan vote. Still working on the Klingon vote, but it's coming. Reply: They love me on Vulcan. And Romulus. And Qu'nos too. Especially on Qu'nos.  (Monday Oct 13 | post #565)

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Then, on Satuday, October 11, 2014: From: Private Messagehttp://www. nhl.com/gamecenter /en/recap?id=20140 20019 You were saying?  (Monday Oct 13 | post #563)

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DOUGLAS CLARK Looking For ALL AVAILABLE, Single Females!

Going around calling yourself District Attorney Elect, Governor Elect, President Elect and claiming to be "GOD'S MESSAGE DELIVERER" will earn you one of those... But we won't talk too much about that right now; I would want you to be put in a bad mood. No, what I really wanted to talk about was that if the time stamp on this post is accurate, you posted this comment "9 hours ago" as of, roughly, 11:55 AM, Wednesday, October 8, 2014... So you would have posted it sometime between 2:00 and 3:00 AM. Unless either the Carnegie Library is keeping very weird hours or there is a place in town offering computer service 24/7 that I'm not aware of, you seem to have acquired yourself either a PC or a smartphone. That's a departure for you, seeing as how you didn't have one for the longest time. At what point did you stop fearing being "hacked" in the manner of our buddy Konrad Jakobus and having dirty pictures placed on your phone [1] to "frame" you? Reference [NOT courtesy of the KGB]: _____ [1] From: http://www.topix.c om/forum/religion/ jehovahs-witness/T 160CKVT0PD41K5JU/p ost150  (Wednesday Oct 8 | post #561)

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DOUGLAS CLARK Looking For ALL AVAILABLE, Single Females!

You certainly put in a lot of time here.  (Tuesday Oct 7 | post #555)

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Are you ready to be covered in penguin droppings on Saturday night?  (Tuesday Oct 7 | post #554)

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I prefer the Canadien national anthem: https://www.youtub e.com/watch?v=tjRA 7TmrYMs  (Tuesday Oct 7 | post #551)

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DOUGLAS CLARK Looking For ALL AVAILABLE, Single Females!

He's a Ukrainian spy. And the Agony Booth gave your movie a review worthy of it. That is to say, awful.  (Monday Oct 6 | post #541)

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DOUGLAS CLARK Looking For ALL AVAILABLE, Single Females!

Here's a page that explains it all; NOT sponsored by your friendly neighborhood KGB: http://www.oocitie s.org/  (Thursday Oct 2 | post #506)

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DOUGLAS CLARK Looking For ALL AVAILABLE, Single Females!

What part are you having trouble with? My goofing about mind reading satellites? That's just goofing. "/sarcasm " should have clued you in to that. Is it the Google part? Okay, I don't mind spelling it out for you since you're a bit slow: just because the Geocities webhost is no longer active, legacy sites can still be viewed through both oocities.org as well as geocities.ws, results of which show up in Google searches. One doesn't need access to files of the KGB. All anyone needs to do is type a couple of phrases in a search bar. For instance, "gedc1998 " and "douglas clark" yields multiple pages; whack "/page36.html " off the end of that link, for instance, and you can reach your index page, exactly as it looked the last time you edited it. And it's been that way since Geocities shut down.  (Thursday Oct 2 | post #505)

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DOUGLAS CLARK Looking For ALL AVAILABLE, Single Females!

...and keep your teeth clean. ;)  (Thursday Oct 2 | post #503)

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DOUGLAS CLARK Looking For ALL AVAILABLE, Single Females!

Yeah, the KGB... That's how I got it. /sarcasm It's called Google. The KGB doesn't own it. [The WT/MLB/NSA/Topix does. They own the FBI and the KGB too.] Do svidanija!  (Thursday Oct 2 | post #502)

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DOUGLAS CLARK Looking For ALL AVAILABLE, Single Females!

Donnie is in a gulag somewhere in Siberia, New Jersey. When asked, "в ы з&#1 085;а е&#1 090;е Д&#1 091;г л&#1 072;с К&#1 083;а р&#1 082; ?", he replied, "Nyet." And there are already chips in your heads; they're continuously broadcasting data about everything you do to the WT/MLB/NSA mind-reading satellite through the uplink in Brooklyn. Stingo just took a dump. Dougie put on a new tinfoil hat. Some doofus near Monroe, MI just called the FBI. For the third time today. The FBI called me and we had a good laugh. But I didn't need the satellite to tell me that.  (Thursday Oct 2 | post #501)

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DOUGLAS CLARK Looking For ALL AVAILABLE, Single Females!

UNDENIABLE "evidence " here meaning a bunch of nonsensical claims that are equally, if not more, ridiculous than those posted to your Geocities and Tripod websites, and with even less tangible, verifiable proof. That is to say, none whatsoever. Take, for instance, your ridiculous and factually bereft claim that former PA Governor Tom Ridge staged a "poison gas attack" in the City of Pittsburgh on Sept. 29, 1998 for the express purpose of clogging up downtown traffic and preventing you from getting from, presumably, Oakland/Wilkinsbur g where you reside[d a the time] to the site of what is now PNC Park and crashing his dedication "party". http://www.geociti es.ws/gedc1998/pag e49.html http://www.geociti es.ws/gedc1998/pag e50.html Oh, and there's the part about "dirty" cops "harassing " you, but getting scared because when they ran your license they found a, "DON'T F*** WITH THIS GUY" NOTE", and claiming they'd planted a gun in your car. Funny thing, in all of your unsubstantiated, anecdotal claims of "harassment " by "dirty" cops, I don't see any mention of you being nearly $40,000.00 grand in arrears to a certain lady... What's up with that?  (Thursday Oct 2 | post #491)

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DOUGLAS CLARK Looking For ALL AVAILABLE, Single Females!

The jig is up. Dougie knows your a switch-hitting triple agent. Also, Russia is the latest victim of the Guido conspiracy to take over the world, as just became part of New Jersey. As for Kurt Hennig, aka Konrad Jakobus [and other aliases], he's locked away in Samara Oblast, Russia County, NJ, having been picked up after being curb-stomped by a group of black combat veterans half his age outside of a Chinese restaurant.  (Wednesday Oct 1 | post #476)

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DOUGLAS CLARK Looking For ALL AVAILABLE, Single Females!

Your DD-214, or it didn't happen.  (Tuesday Sep 30 | post #463)

Q & A with FH Chandler

Headline:

HATH UNDERSTANDING? RECKON...

Hometown:

whereprettyliesperish.ru

Neighborhood:

Just off of Krem Ln, #666

Local Favorites:

There's a hole in the bucket, dear Eliza... Dear Eliza, there's a hole in the bucket! A HOLE!

I Belong To:

A roving gang of Tom Brokaw clones, black combat veterans half your age and the "NOBODY LOSES TO DOUGLAS CLARK" protection plan.

When I'm Not on Topix:

I'm waiting patiently for the FBI [and their KGB handlers] with hot coffee, donuts, ponchiki and Stolichnaya vodka at the ready.

Read My Forum Posts Because:

Don't worry, I'll beam my posts into your brain.

I'm Listening To:

http://youtu.be/7mHe6FMs46o

Read This Book:

http://thereligionofpeace.com/

Favorite Things:

Synthetic telepathy neural decoding your every thought. EW! You just wished you could sniff my socks!

On My Mind:

A sip of wine, possibly a 2nd. And wondering if the IRS was using a TRS-80 as an Email server.

Blog / Website / Homepage:

NadINDYa's favorite (yes, FAVORITE!) song [SUBLIMINAL MESSAGE WARNING]: http://youtu.be/gncW1zqMFgs

I Believe In:

Using [abusing] my super Watchtower/Major League Baseball/National Security Agency/Topix-approved [with permission from "The First Beast", i.e., Mr. Vladimir Vladimirovich "PITTSBURGH POUNCER" Putin] forum moderator/mind-reading/thought-control powers - with FULL editing and deletion privileges - for fun, profit and to remove "incriminating" "evidence" [or the delusional ramblings of a couple of creepy fruitcakes] from the forums. One hilariously claimed I'd committed a "cyber crime" by using a proxy server, even though I hadn't used a proxy server. He showed up - after having not just his login account but EVERY POST from that account deleted from the forum - on September 3, 2014 to post the "Only Truth Here" from, wait for it, "ANONYMOUS PROXY"! The FBI [and KGB] will no doubt be picking him up at the Chinese buffet any time now, but not before one of our operatives at Facebook edits the "extremely important" mantis shrimp posts on his timeline. The way they edited his "extremely important FBI posts" on jehovahs-witness.net. Because he's important. Really REALLY important. So important that people have been placed on every social-media website in existence specifically to mess with him on the off chance he shows up. Also, no professional sports team from Toronto wins a championship while I'm alive. I'm like The Smoking Man that way. Yes, I/we've got THAT much power. We built the freaking HAARP Array, by Eliza/Ralph! We use it to broadcast Kingdom Melodies and Charles Sinutko talks on a sub-aural carrier wave. And if you don't like it, I've got a big, floppy Game-of-Thrones-sized wiener to dangle in your face. [For the irredeemably stupid, ALL of the preceding is /sarcasm]