Dec 7, 2006
FH Chandler Profile
Q & A with FH Chandler
Where pretty lies perish, QC
Anywhere but Toronto
There's a hole in the bucket, dear Eliza... Dear Eliza, there's a hole in the bucket! A HOLE!
I Belong To:
A roving gang of Tom Brokaw clones, black combat veterans half your age and the "NOBODY LOSES TO DOUGLAS CLARK" protection plan.
When I'm Not on Topix:
I'm waiting patiently for the FBI with hot coffee and assorted confectionery at the ready.
Read My Forum Posts Because:
Don't worry, I'll beam my posts into your brain.
I'm Listening To:
Bach/Massive Attack Mashup
Read This Book:
Synthetic telepathy neural decoding your every thought. EW! You just wished you could sniff my socks!
On My Mind:
Wondering if the IRS was using a TRS-80 as an Email server.
Blog / Website / Homepage:
https://www.nsa.gov, https://www.jw.org/operativeportal.html. https://www.mlb.com/mindcontrolsat/wt
I Believe In:
Using [abusing] my super Watchtower/Major League Baseball/National Security Agency/Topix-approved forum moderator/mind-reading/thought-control powers - with FULL editing and deletion privileges - for fun, profit and to remove "incriminating" "evidence" [or the delusional ramblings of a creepy fruitcake] from the forums. And to keep ANY professional sports team from Toronto from winning a championship. Yes, I/we've got THAT much power. We built the freaking HAARP Array, by Eliza/Ralph! We use it to broadcast Kingdom Melodies and Charles Sinutko talks on a sub-aural carrier wave. And if you don't like it, I've got a big, floppy Game-of-Thrones-sized wiener to dangle in your face. [For the irredeemably stupid, all of the preceding is /sarcasm]
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