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Jehovah's Witness

HEY Pittsburgh! What Happened?!

Done. http://www.topix.c om/forum/ca/brantf ord-on/TP484P7BLQN 0UN9EL/postf1  (Yesterday | post #875)

Brantford, ON

Do YOU know Douglas Clark?

1998 candidate for Governor of the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania[!!]? 1999 candidate for District Attorney of Allegheny County[!]? Exposer of [Carnegie] Library coverups [!] and KGB agents inside the University of Pittsburgh[!!!]? Alleged ex-Marine Lieutenant? Do tell.  (Yesterday | post #1)

Pittsburgh, PA

Do YOU know Douglas Clark?

Did you get my text message? I'm not ignoring this thread, you just haven't replied with anything substantive. Also, why are you whining about the traffic in this thread when over in the JW forum you accused me of posting here instead of there to get you to "waste" time [that presumes any post of yours is anything more than a waste of time] posting somewhere other than the JW forum? And since we're talking about it, Mr. GOD'S MESSAGE DELIVERER, was your god playing a practical joke on you when he didn't tell you that a District Convention was being held in Wheeling, WV instead of Cleveland, OH one year and you went spamming up the wrong forum?  (Yesterday | post #28)

Jehovah's Witness

HEY Pittsburgh! What Happened?!

Dougie. What ya gonna do about it?  (Yesterday | post #873)

Jehovah's Witness

HEY Pittsburgh! What Happened?!

Here's a message for you, Dougie: https://www.youtub e.com/watch?v=4NAM 3rIBG5k  (Yesterday | post #869)

Jehovah's Witness

HEY Pittsburgh! What Happened?!

Naw, I was just attempting to bring people out of the woodwork who know you - as you insist practically EVERYONE from political leaders the world [1] over to the entirety of the local-area media does - and try to shed some light on your latest shenanigans over at the Carnegie Library's Hill District branch. Try though I might, I can't track down anyone who actually knows you that had any idea you were the sort of creepy fruitcake - almost as much of one as one of the other [2] creepy fruitcakes that hangs out here - that you are. Which isn't to say they didn't know you were goofy, they just didn't know you're the sort of goofy who goes around telling people that one former US President tried to kill his kid and another poisoned his water line. Reference: _____ [1] http://www.topix.c om/forum/city/pitt sburgh-pa/TTUGKOD0 0SLUFRTO1/post21 [2] From: http://www.topix.c om/forum/city/pitt sburgh-pa/TTUGKOD0 0SLUFRTO1  (Yesterday | post #868)

Jehovah's Witness

HEY Pittsburgh! What Happened?!

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Pittsburgh, PA

Do YOU know Douglas Clark?

Who is Douglas Clark?", asks... well, Douglas Clark, using one of his many sock-puppets, at the same time asking who I am. Who I am isn't important, for a bunch of reasons - chief among them that I don't go around saying things like what follows. It's odd that Douglas Clark doesn't know who Douglas Clark is, seeing as how Douglas Clark has claimed that so many high-profile political players not only know him, but that he has been an integral player in practically all aspects of American politics since the Clinton Impeachment[!], and the literal bane of their existence - to the point that he and his family have been victims of brainwashing [!!] and the targets of assassination attempts [!!!]. From: http://www.geociti es.ws/gedc1998/pag e4.htmlFrom: http://www.geociti es.ws/gedc1998/pag e5.htmlFrom: http://www.geociti es.ws/gedc1998/pag e6.htmlFrom: http://www.geociti es.ws/gedc1998/pag e7.htmlFrom: http://www.geociti es.ws/gedc1998/kgb .htmlFrom: http://www.geociti es.ws/gedc1998/pag e17.htmlAnd that's just a small sample for all of you nice people who are probably glad you don't know Douglas Clark, and who haven't chimed in because Douglas Clark isn't quite the superstar he imagines himself to be.  (Thursday | post #21)

Pittsburgh, PA

Do YOU know Douglas Clark?

You've got the universal ex/antiJW Internet/social media emotional masturbation routine down, Dougie. I'll give you that. The step that follows what to do when one has talked themselves into a corner is create a new screen-name and start trolling again from the beginning. I've lost count of how many screen names you've used on the various Topix forums, beyond your primary "Douglas Clark" log in account, as well as your "666 is PUTIN Hell Forever" account and your newer "Once USMC Always USMC" [though, until I get a response to my FOIA request, or I see your DD-214, I will consider your claim to have been in the USMC, and to have been a commissioned Lieutenant, suspect]. I wouldn't doubt you're right up there with your fellow creepy fruitcake Kurt James Hennig, aka Konrad Hennig, aka Konrad Jakobus who has used, among other Internet personalities, "Monroe Expositor", "Oft Maligned", "Only Truth Here" [which he used while posting from an Anonymous Proxy, which is interesting considering he once asserted that using a proxy server was an "illegal cyber crime" when he was falsely accusing me of using one], and "A Little Birdie". But those are only his most recent personas; you might recall his "KDMensch " log in account, which had nearly 1,000 posts, was deleted, along with ALL OF HIS POSTS from that account after he insisted on posting threatening comments and doxxxing an innocent woman that had made a legitimate complaint to her local police about him, as well as his "Nunybeeuz " account, along with his various unregistered accounts including, but not necessarily limited to: "Vince", "kurtdermensc h", "It Is What It Is", "One Who Knows", "Micky Mouse", "Morty Moose", "Seen It All", "DDKH", KDM4129, KJH4129, "MonkeyShines ", "KtotheRad " and "KRadicalOne ". Honestly, why is it that people - especially people who have, for whatever reason, chosen to use their true identities online - like you feel a need to engage in trolling using all these different personalities, even owning up to it or making it patently obvious? Is it because trolling is a symptom of some sort of mental defect? What say you, Dougie?  (Wednesday Dec 17 | post #19)

Pittsburgh, PA

Do YOU know Douglas Clark?

The names of persons I know within the Pittsburgh DPS are, to borrow a phrase, nunya-business. That said, anyone who is interested can contact Zone 2's Communications Officer and ask them the same questions I did and they'll very likely get the same answers. As for Mr. Crock, try to keep your delusions from bleeding into one another. He was where you're going to be if you keep up your shenanigans over at the libraryMy inquiries were limited to questioning whether or not a complaint had been made, it was not a complaint itselfThe first thing the police need to begin an investigation into an alleged crime is a legitimate complaint, preferably from an alleged victim or from a CREDIBLE eyewitness. Maybe the police here in Pittsburgh, who seem to have a long history of engagement with you and who have a depth of knowledge regarding your peculiarities that I do not, don't consider complaints from you to be very credible. Given the way you love to spin tall tales, that's not surprising. Perhaps you should encourage one of the alleged victims to make a complaint, or encourage one of these people you refer to as "everyone " in the previous quote [I suspect "everyone " is limited to, well... you, yourself and Doug] whom you allege to have videotaped a certain security official exposing children to allegedly "sexual" material to provide this videotaped evidence as part of their own complaintWhat do you imagine I have an obligation to report? I didn't see any security official of the Carnegie Library exposing children to allegedly "sexual" material; YOU claim that YOU did, and that OTHERS did, and that OTHERS videotaped it. I didn't witness the same children allegedly being taught the "Bump and Grind" song; YOU claim that YOU did, and that OTHERS did, and OTHERS videotaped it. I didn't witness a security official of the Carnegie Library allegedly sending a drunk guy into the bathroom to oogle kids; YOU claim that YOU did, and YOU posted about this event over the course of several years in the Topix JW Forum. You, and other eyewitnesses, along with the alleged victims are the ones who should have already reported this; according to information I obtained from persons I know who are in a position to know, it cannot be confirmed that ANYONE did. And anyone who is interested in following up on your claim that the Police were contacted about this matter can investigate it for themselves by contacting the Communications Dept. at Zone 2. Savvy?  (Wednesday Dec 17 | post #17)

Pittsburgh, PA

Do YOU know Douglas Clark?

No, "Satan" owns it. Me and Vladimir are upper-management operatives. Ask Kurt alias Konrad. I had a feeling you were behind MumpGate. Vladimir was kind of upset with me for attributing to him. He's sore over Team Russia's poor showing in the Olympics, but the only individual he's taken it out on is Malkin. But you do good work. We're a growing outfit and there's always room for one more. Submit your application to #666 Krem Ln.  (Wednesday Dec 17 | post #16)

Pittsburgh, PA

Do YOU know Douglas Clark?

Yes, you've been saying it for a long time. The trouble is, you've never even come within a light-year of proving it. You say, "Anyone interested in the REAL STORY can join in, over on "...OF ALL PLACES", the "Jehovah Witness" forum." ...except all they're going to find there is you making outlandish claims, like the ones you've previously made in this thread, as well as on your many Tripod websites. Or do you want these nice Pittsburgh-area folks to think that just because YOU say something it must be so? These nice Pittsburgh Forum people might not know how you referred to yourself in posts in, OF ALL PLACES, the JW Forum, as "GOD'S MESSAGE DELIVERER". The thing about all the biblical message deliverers was that they were able to PROVE that what GOD was telling them was the truth. Remember the year that you were belly-aching about JWs attending the District Conventions in Cleveland State University's Convocation Center? Except they weren't held in Cleveland that year? Why didn't your god have the decency to inform you of that? Your god had you posting in the Cleveland forum about all the Pittsburgh-area JWs that were in Wheeling, WV that year! Did your god get confused and forget what year it was, Mr. Pretty Tony? As for, "the 'Bump and Grind' song, which was sung IN PUBLIC, was being taught to 4 year old girls and 7 year old boys", WHO was it that was teaching it to them? WHAT was the name of the security official you claimed was exposing these kids to allegedly "sexual" material? WHERE are the people you claim videotaped the whole event, and WHAT are their names? WHY, despite your claim that you involved the Pittsburgh Police Department, was no one able to confirm that any complaint was made about this event?  (Tuesday Dec 16 | post #12)

Jehovah's Witness

HEY Pittsburgh! What Happened?!

No, Mr. Crock who couldn't stop behaving like a horse's backside and got himself banned from the Library's facilities, then got embarrassed in Common Pleas Court and Superior Court.  (Tuesday Dec 16 | post #854)

Pittsburgh, PA

Do YOU know Douglas Clark?

Context added] Vladimir Putin is not affiliated with either the religious sect known as Jehovah's Witnesses, nor any legal entity [that, collectively, fall under the umbrella term "Watchtower "] used by that sect. Do tell, please, and be VERY specific, how any person associated with the religious sect known as Jehovah's Witnesses in the Pittsburgh area is engaged in an way with "protecting " Vladimir Putin, the President of the Russian Federation, whom they have never met and who has no affiliation with either the religious sect they are a part of, or any legal entity used by it.  (Tuesday Dec 16 | post #10)

Q & A with FH Chandler

Headline:

Stop disputin' the PUTIN.

Hometown:

Pittsburgh, PA

Neighborhood:

Just off of Krem Ln, #666

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There's a hole in the bucket, dear Eliza... Dear Eliza, there's a hole in the bucket! A HOLE!

I Belong To:

A roving gang of Tom Brokaw clones, black combat veterans half your age and the "NOBODY LOSES TO DOUGLAS CLARK" protection plan.

When I'm Not on Topix:

I'm waiting patiently for the FBI [and their KGB handlers] with hot coffee, donuts, ponchiki and Stolichnaya vodka at the ready.

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Don't worry, I'll beam my posts into your brain.

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http://youtu.be/7mHe6FMs46o

Read This Book:

http://thereligionofpeace.com/

Favorite Things:

Synthetic telepathy neural decoding your every thought. EW! You just wished you could sniff my socks!

On My Mind:

A sip of wine, possibly a 2nd. And wondering if the IRS was using a TRS-80 as an Email server.

Blog / Website / Homepage:

NadINDYa's favorite (yes, FAVORITE!) song [SUBLIMINAL MESSAGE WARNING]: http://youtu.be/gncW1zqMFgs

I Believe In:

Using [abusing] my super Watchtower/Major League Baseball/National Security Agency/Topix-approved [with permission from "The First Beast", i.e., Mr. Vladimir Vladimirovich "PITTSBURGH POUNCER" Putin] forum moderator/mind-reading/thought-control powers - with FULL editing and deletion privileges - for fun, profit and to remove "incriminating" "evidence" [or the delusional ramblings of a couple of creepy fruitcakes] from the forums. One hilariously claimed I'd committed a "cyber crime" by using a proxy server, even though I hadn't used a proxy server. He showed up - after having not just his login account but EVERY POST from that account deleted from the forum - on September 3, 2014 to post the "Only Truth Here" from, wait for it, "ANONYMOUS PROXY"! The FBI [and KGB] will no doubt be picking up "Vince" [the "oft maligned" "one who knows", who says that "it is what it is", who is a big fan of "Micky Mouse" and "Morty Moose", who likes to whine about how things are, "Nunybeeuz", and who thinks of himself as a real "expositor"] at the Chinese buffet any time now, but not before one of our operatives at Facebook edits the "extremely important" mantis shrimp, gun control and Gilligan's Island posts on his timeline. The way they edited his "extremely important FBI posts" on jehovahs-witness.net. Because he's important. Really REALLY important. So important that people have been placed on every social-media website in existence specifically to mess with him on the off chance he shows up. Also, no professional sports team from Toronto wins a championship while I'm alive. I'm like The Smoking Man that way. Yes, I/we've got THAT much power. We built the freaking HAARP Array, by Eliza/Ralph! We use it to broadcast Kingdom Melodies and Charles Sinutko talks on a sub-aural carrier wave. And if you don't like it, I've got a big, floppy Game-of-Thrones-sized wiener to dangle in your face. [For the irredeemably stupid, ALL of the preceding is /sarcasm]