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Jehovah's Witness

HEY Pittsburgh! What Happened?!

It's funny you show up using that term given the submarines that have surfaced here over the past hour. An UNcanny coincidence, yes?  (Tuesday Nov 18 | post #693)

Jehovah's Witness

HEY Pittsburgh! What Happened?!

Just this week I had a firsthand display of how "jehovah " works. Would you like to know what I learned? Maybe, it's what I "relearned ". Or maybe it's just what I always knew but hadn't accepted. Regardless, it's profound in its simplicity, and it's even an accepted scientific fact known as the law of conservation of energy, which tells us that energy can neither be created nor destroyed. Life is energy. What we perceive to be the "creation " or the "destruction " of life is really the a change of one form of energy into another. Think on it.  (Wednesday Nov 12 | post #687)

Jehovah's Witness

HEY Pittsburgh! What Happened?!

I've only ever used one screen name here. How many do you use? Mr. Pretty Tony: YOU are the "UNbecoming " entity... Reply: I'll put up with a lot in the way of insults, but don't you dare confuse me with THAT particular waste of [a lot of] space... Mr. Pretty Tony: BTW...How's that ongoing relationship between you and your "Dad" (or "dad") going? Reply: Dad's been gone for a few years, but I think fondly of him every day. I'm pretty sure he went off to whatever is beyond this life - if anything - thinking fondly of me. What about you? Were Mr. Clark the elder's last words to you before falling into eternity words of praise or consternation?  (Tuesday Nov 11 | post #679)

Jehovah's Witness

HEY Pittsburgh! What Happened?!

Careful there, sports fan... You're bordering on sounding as paranoid and delusional as another person from around these parts who imagines he's dialed in to "terrorists ". And you don't want to be compared to someone as UNbecoming as him.  (Monday Nov 10 | post #670)

Jehovah's Witness

Psalms 46 Is Why...

By the way, is Gareth [aka Aneirin] still making his daily transatlantic trip to be a part of the "friends and family" network surveillance op?  (Wednesday Oct 29 | post #122)

Jehovah's Witness

Psalms 46 Is Why...

Not at all, I just had my libraries mixed up; it's the Carnegie Library of Pittsburgh [no affiliation with Carnegie Mellon University] that you frequent, while CMU was the institution that allegedly recruited you for your "genius" level testing in HS.  (Wednesday Oct 29 | post #121)

Jehovah's Witness

Psalms 46 Is Why...

Are you still acting like a horse's behind over at the CMU Library? If so, stop it; you might find you have fewer problems, "female" or otherwise.  (Wednesday Oct 29 | post #118)

Jehovah's Witness

Psalms 46 Is Why...

I'm your huckleberry. Female "problems "? As in problems with NadINDYa? The Sophisticated Lady? The head of Library security? One of the baby mamas? And what's all this about a "dirty Escort"? Are Pittsburgh's finest being something less than inconspicuous, or is this covered under female "problems "?  (Monday Oct 27 | post #110)

Jehovah's Witness

DOUGLAS CLARK Looking For ALL AVAILABLE, Single Females!

Too bad it's all low. Stingo: I'm not even going to bring up the RUSSIAN connection on that dumb team. No mention of Malkin or Crosbekov. Reply: And they say I get all my info from the KGB. Stingo: I had company over for cocktails last night...Stephen Hawkings needed to run some theories by me. Reply: I wonder what Stephen HAWKING would think of that. Stingo: Anyways, we talked about how one achieves success in life. I posited that you can't dwell on losses. You can only push forward. So I excused myself for a moment during the first intermission of last nights game against the Rangers and teleported myself to the Leafs dressing room. At coach Carlyle's request of course. Had a quick chat with the men, and they scored 5 goals in the second period. Reply: There is a team in Pittsburgh, specifically located at 100 Art Rooney Avenue, that could use a good talking-to like that. You're hired. Stingo: [P]lease address me as president elect of the universe as I locked down both the Romulan, and Vulcan vote. Still working on the Klingon vote, but it's coming. Reply: They love me on Vulcan. And Romulus. And Qu'nos too. Especially on Qu'nos.  (Oct 13, 2014 | post #565)

Jehovah's Witness

DOUGLAS CLARK Looking For ALL AVAILABLE, Single Females!

Then, on Satuday, October 11, 2014: From: Private Messagehttp://www. nhl.com/gamecenter /en/recap?id=20140 20019 You were saying?  (Oct 13, 2014 | post #563)

Jehovah's Witness

DOUGLAS CLARK Looking For ALL AVAILABLE, Single Females!

Going around calling yourself District Attorney Elect, Governor Elect, President Elect and claiming to be "GOD'S MESSAGE DELIVERER" will earn you one of those... But we won't talk too much about that right now; I would want you to be put in a bad mood. No, what I really wanted to talk about was that if the time stamp on this post is accurate, you posted this comment "9 hours ago" as of, roughly, 11:55 AM, Wednesday, October 8, 2014... So you would have posted it sometime between 2:00 and 3:00 AM. Unless either the Carnegie Library is keeping very weird hours or there is a place in town offering computer service 24/7 that I'm not aware of, you seem to have acquired yourself either a PC or a smartphone. That's a departure for you, seeing as how you didn't have one for the longest time. At what point did you stop fearing being "hacked" in the manner of our buddy Konrad Jakobus and having dirty pictures placed on your phone [1] to "frame" you? Reference [NOT courtesy of the KGB]: _____ [1] From: http://www.topix.c om/forum/religion/ jehovahs-witness/T 160CKVT0PD41K5JU/p ost150  (Oct 8, 2014 | post #561)

Jehovah's Witness

DOUGLAS CLARK Looking For ALL AVAILABLE, Single Females!

You certainly put in a lot of time here.  (Oct 7, 2014 | post #555)

Jehovah's Witness

DOUGLAS CLARK Looking For ALL AVAILABLE, Single Females!

Are you ready to be covered in penguin droppings on Saturday night?  (Oct 7, 2014 | post #554)

Jehovah's Witness

DOUGLAS CLARK Looking For ALL AVAILABLE, Single Females!

I prefer the Canadien national anthem: https://www.youtub e.com/watch?v=tjRA 7TmrYMs  (Oct 7, 2014 | post #551)

Jehovah's Witness

DOUGLAS CLARK Looking For ALL AVAILABLE, Single Females!

He's a Ukrainian spy. And the Agony Booth gave your movie a review worthy of it. That is to say, awful.  (Oct 6, 2014 | post #541)

Q & A with FH Chandler

Headline:

ZOINKS!

Hometown:

whereprettyliesperish.ru

Neighborhood:

Just off of Krem Ln, #666

Local Favorites:

There's a hole in the bucket, dear Eliza... Dear Eliza, there's a hole in the bucket! A HOLE!

I Belong To:

A roving gang of Tom Brokaw clones, black combat veterans half your age and the "NOBODY LOSES TO DOUGLAS CLARK" protection plan.

When I'm Not on Topix:

I'm waiting patiently for the FBI [and their KGB handlers] with hot coffee, donuts, ponchiki and Stolichnaya vodka at the ready.

Read My Forum Posts Because:

Don't worry, I'll beam my posts into your brain.

I'm Listening To:

http://youtu.be/7mHe6FMs46o

Read This Book:

http://thereligionofpeace.com/

Favorite Things:

Synthetic telepathy neural decoding your every thought. EW! You just wished you could sniff my socks!

On My Mind:

A sip of wine, possibly a 2nd. And wondering if the IRS was using a TRS-80 as an Email server.

Blog / Website / Homepage:

NadINDYa's favorite (yes, FAVORITE!) song [SUBLIMINAL MESSAGE WARNING]: http://youtu.be/gncW1zqMFgs

I Believe In:

Using [abusing] my super Watchtower/Major League Baseball/National Security Agency/Topix-approved [with permission from "The First Beast", i.e., Mr. Vladimir Vladimirovich "PITTSBURGH POUNCER" Putin] forum moderator/mind-reading/thought-control powers - with FULL editing and deletion privileges - for fun, profit and to remove "incriminating" "evidence" [or the delusional ramblings of a couple of creepy fruitcakes] from the forums. One hilariously claimed I'd committed a "cyber crime" by using a proxy server, even though I hadn't used a proxy server. He showed up - after having not just his login account but EVERY POST from that account deleted from the forum - on September 3, 2014 to post the "Only Truth Here" from, wait for it, "ANONYMOUS PROXY"! The FBI [and KGB] will no doubt be picking up "Vince" [the "oft maligned" "one who knows", who says that "it is what it is", who is a big fan of "Micky Mouse" and "Morty Moose", who likes to whine about how things are, "Nunybeeuz", and who thinks of himself as a real "expositor"] at the Chinese buffet any time now, but not before one of our operatives at Facebook edits the "extremely important" mantis shrimp and gun control posts on his timeline. The way they edited his "extremely important FBI posts" on jehovahs-witness.net. Because he's important. Really REALLY important. So important that people have been placed on every social-media website in existence specifically to mess with him on the off chance he shows up. Also, no professional sports team from Toronto wins a championship while I'm alive. I'm like The Smoking Man that way. Yes, I/we've got THAT much power. We built the freaking HAARP Array, by Eliza/Ralph! We use it to broadcast Kingdom Melodies and Charles Sinutko talks on a sub-aural carrier wave. And if you don't like it, I've got a big, floppy Game-of-Thrones-sized wiener to dangle in your face. [For the irredeemably stupid, ALL of the preceding is /sarcasm]