EL Champo

Headline:

A DINGO STOLE MY BABY!

Hometown:

Your mom's house

Neighborhood:

Skelletorville

Local Favorites:

Pizza & Beer

I Belong To:

Fight Club

When I'm Not on Topix:

I'm making failed attempts to seduce women.

Read My Forum Posts Because:

The power of christ compels you.

I'm Listening To:

Heavy metal or Heavier metal

Read This Book:

The Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection from the Living Dead

Favorite Things:

To crush my enemies, see them driven before me, and to hear the lamentation of their women!

On My Mind:

Dura mater.

Blog / Website / Homepage:

emosurvivalguide.com/wrists

I Believe In:

Survival of the most vicious.