Dirt Blanchard

Natchitoches, LA

gays in natchitoches

there's nothing funny about cornholin...  (Sunday | post #28)

Natchitoches, LA

AKC German Shepherd Puppies

I thought they were talking about a kraut who watches over sheep...  (Sunday | post #5)

Natchitoches, LA

what is ur New Year's resolution

GONNA PRANK AS MANY RUBES AS POSSIBLE!!!  (Sunday | post #16)

Natchitoches, LA

we must throw out all Democrats

How bout you get V-STAR to give you a private dance at the Rusty Manhole and you can have both...  (Wednesday Dec 23 | post #98)

Natchitoches, LA

x mas parade

I'm sorry but I doubt this seriously. I believe you are an angry black person who went to the parade just to cause trouble and pick a fight with someone who stole you're man. Get off of topix you looser!  (Wednesday Dec 23 | post #32)

Natchitoches, LA

topix: the musical

Sorry, but you must have me confused with someone else. I'm just a dirt poor grifter tryin to scrape by in this crazy world. Me and Dirt Jr ain't got no fancy Cotton Patch restaurant to dine at this Christmas, but fortunately the King of Keyser requisitioned some turkey flavored ramien from Walmart and Shasta's promised us some peanut brittle for dessert. We're truly blessed and wish all the rest of you a Merry Christmas. God bless you, one and all!  (Tuesday Dec 22 | post #26)

Natchitoches, LA

HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR: 2029

A few more you left off: Three years into his fifth term as Mayer of Natchitoches, The Strip Warrior resigns unexpectedly due to allegations by NATO and human rights groups that he used unnecessary force and excessive torture tactics on his adversaries- the NWO. A great-grandmother in Winnfield known to locals as "Simply Shasta" is indicted in the death of her former Meter Reader. Forensics concluded that the fried chicken she'd been feeding him for years in exchange for free utilities was unhealthy and caused his massive heart attack. A V-STAR motorcycle owned by the infamous "Gerbil Queen" Julie Waggoner is donated to the local alternative lifestyle establishment she once performed at- the Rusty Manhole- by a guy named Steve. Hate Dad wins Father of the Decade. Local pot-smoking athiest turned born-again TV evangelist, CSID, admits to having an affair with the cryogenically frozen corpse of Pat Robertson. Daphne Davis wins the 24 hours of LeMans in her brand new Jaguar. A reception for country legend Trini Triggs is held at the world famous Cotton Patch in his hometown in honor of breaking the all-time country album sales record previously held by Clay Aiken.  (Sunday Dec 20 | post #4)

Natchitoches, LA

THE TRIBE

I've been playing possum and laying low. If you're information is accurate it can only mean one thing: quality of life IS improving under His administration!  (Sunday Dec 20 | post #11585)

Natchitoches, LA

THE TRIBE

Yeah, he is... But then again who on this site ISN'T?!  (Sunday Dec 20 | post #11579)

Natchitoches, LA

Who Got Hit In The Chin With More Balls?

As a person of color I'm highly offended. YOU've BEEN REPORTED!  (Thursday Dec 17 | post #6)

Natchitoches, LA

Childs Play

Hate to see folks flushing money down the crapper, especially during this time of the year when there are so many of us in need. That $19.95 could've bought me and my family a fine Christmas dinner at the Huddle House!  (Thursday Dec 17 | post #5)