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Connersville, IN

Swifty stations are done!

Harrrrrr!!!! I can't even remember 'friendly service' at a 'gas station'. Much less from the 'gals'.  (1 hr ago | post #4)

Connersville, IN

Saving with coupons

Taste like paper to me.  (5 hrs ago | post #79)

Connersville, IN

Fayette Memorial and Blue Cross

Barack Obama stood before us all even before he was elected and TOLD us we would HAVE to get this 'affordable healthcare'. He even openly asserted that we would be penalized if we didn't. Guess ya all was watchin' Survivor or sumpthin'.  (5 hrs ago | post #4)

Connersville, IN

Terri Stevens Bo Harrison containercraft

I'd jez like to thank ya all for makin' this such an intelligent an' decent read. *rolls eyes*  (7 hrs ago | post #10)

Connersville, IN

tell me about your airport

According to Ancient Astronaunt Theorists, our airport closely resembles the runways on the Nazca flats in South America, so proving once again that Aliens from other planetary civilizations have visited Connersville many thousands of years ago. Ancient artistic depictions can also be seen scribbled on the walls of the City Hall on Central Avenue.  (9 hrs ago | post #12)

Connersville, IN

hardees

Dope heads or whatever, anyone willin' to work these days has more balls than you jerks lookin' down on them. Jez hope they don't spit in your extra large soda. Harrrrrrrrrr!!!!  (13 hrs ago | post #2)

Connersville, IN

City Plays Role of VICTIM

It's heartbreakin' for me to read this crap. WE are Connersville. WE put them hombre's in office. WE let everything slide until the situation goes sour. WE are Connersville. Do sumpthin' about it, crybabies!  (Tuesday Apr 1 | post #98)

Connersville, IN

Only Sayin This Once This Year

A very Merry Christmas (or whatever ya celebrate) and hopin' the next year will be the best ever for all of my friends (an' enemies) on Topix!!  (Dec 24, 2013 | post #1)

Connersville, IN

OTs Dating Thread # 6

One thing for sure, is that you're not only a "fart in your moms ear, you're a fart in everyone's ear. In fact, you're an eye bleedin', crunchy booger eater...........LO L.....hee, that cracked me up! Harrrrrr! Sorry, but I'm stayin'.  (Oct 4, 2013 | post #1040)

Connersville, IN

OTs Dating Thread # 6

Yep, I heard it. Constant lip flappin', ear-itating excruciation! Harrrr!  (Oct 4, 2013 | post #1036)

Connersville, IN

wazata

Somewhere, someone stuck to their guns and kept trying. Like the old saying, "If at first ya don't succeed, try, try again". Gotta be sumpthin' positive 'bout that, now ain't there?  (Oct 4, 2013 | post #17)

Connersville, IN

News examiner

Heard a guy complaining to Mainstreet Market that the C'ville papers they had in the box were a week old. Harrrrrr!!!!  (Oct 4, 2013 | post #48)

Connersville, IN

OTs Dating Thread # 6

Seen a poor ragged feller sittin out front to the homeless shelter today. He looked up at me an' said, "I ain't had a bite in days". So I bit him. Harrrrrrr!!!  (Oct 3, 2013 | post #1028)

Connersville, IN

OTs Dating Thread # 6

My mouse got wired, an' I sent his azz to rehab! Harrrrrrrr!!!!  (Oct 2, 2013 | post #1009)

Connersville, IN

News examiner

Harrrrr!! Score one for ol' M Clark. Ya nailed it. I are so ashamed.  (Oct 2, 2013 | post #41)

Q & A with Connersvillian

Headline:

Zat's right. I'mmmmm baaaack!

Hometown:

Connersville

Neighborhood:

'The Ghetto'

Local Favorites:

It's all good.

I Belong To:

God

When I'm Not on Topix:

I'm on other forums bothering people.

Read My Forum Posts Because:

I'm really THAT funny.

I'm Listening To:

That new group The Beatles

Read This Book:

Haven't read a book in years.

Favorite Things:

Not for public disclosure.

On My Mind:

Lots of mysterious voices.

I Believe In:

I'm old. I don't believe anything anymore.