Nov 23, 2007
Harrrrrr!!!! I can't even remember 'friendly service' at a 'gas station'. Much less from the 'gals'. (1 hr ago | post #4)
Barack Obama stood before us all even before he was elected and TOLD us we would HAVE to get this 'affordable healthcare'. He even openly asserted that we would be penalized if we didn't. Guess ya all was watchin' Survivor or sumpthin'. (5 hrs ago | post #4)
I'd jez like to thank ya all for makin' this such an intelligent an' decent read. *rolls eyes* (7 hrs ago | post #10)
According to Ancient Astronaunt Theorists, our airport closely resembles the runways on the Nazca flats in South America, so proving once again that Aliens from other planetary civilizations have visited Connersville many thousands of years ago. Ancient artistic depictions can also be seen scribbled on the walls of the City Hall on Central Avenue. (9 hrs ago | post #12)
Dope heads or whatever, anyone willin' to work these days has more balls than you jerks lookin' down on them. Jez hope they don't spit in your extra large soda. Harrrrrrrrrr!!!! (13 hrs ago | post #2)
It's heartbreakin' for me to read this crap. WE are Connersville. WE put them hombre's in office. WE let everything slide until the situation goes sour. WE are Connersville. Do sumpthin' about it, crybabies! (Tuesday Apr 1 | post #98)
A very Merry Christmas (or whatever ya celebrate) and hopin' the next year will be the best ever for all of my friends (an' enemies) on Topix!! (Dec 24, 2013 | post #1)
One thing for sure, is that you're not only a "fart in your moms ear, you're a fart in everyone's ear. In fact, you're an eye bleedin', crunchy booger eater...........LO L.....hee, that cracked me up! Harrrrrr! Sorry, but I'm stayin'. (Oct 4, 2013 | post #1040)
Yep, I heard it. Constant lip flappin', ear-itating excruciation! Harrrr! (Oct 4, 2013 | post #1036)
Somewhere, someone stuck to their guns and kept trying. Like the old saying, "If at first ya don't succeed, try, try again". Gotta be sumpthin' positive 'bout that, now ain't there? (Oct 4, 2013 | post #17)
Heard a guy complaining to Mainstreet Market that the C'ville papers they had in the box were a week old. Harrrrrr!!!! (Oct 4, 2013 | post #48)
Seen a poor ragged feller sittin out front to the homeless shelter today. He looked up at me an' said, "I ain't had a bite in days". So I bit him. Harrrrrrr!!! (Oct 3, 2013 | post #1028)
My mouse got wired, an' I sent his azz to rehab! Harrrrrrrr!!!! (Oct 2, 2013 | post #1009)
Q & A with Connersvillian
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It's all good.
I Belong To:
When I'm Not on Topix:
I'm on other forums bothering people.
Read My Forum Posts Because:
I'm really THAT funny.
I'm Listening To:
That new group The Beatles
Read This Book:
Haven't read a book in years.
Not for public disclosure.
On My Mind:
Lots of mysterious voices.
I Believe In:
I'm old. I don't believe anything anymore.