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Who do you support for U.S. Senate in Kentucky in 2010?
An elderly couple is beginning to notice that neither of them seem to be able to remember things as well as they used to. So, they go to see their doctor, who explains that there is nothing really wrong with them, just typical memory loss associated with old age. He suggested that they each get notebooks and write notes to themselves to help remember things. The couple goes home and, that evening while watching T.V., the man gets up and heads for the kitchen. His wife asks if he can bring her some ice cream when he returns. He says he will, and she says he should write it down. "I’m just going to the kitchen, I'll remember!" "Well, I want that with nuts, too." "O.K. he says ice cream with nuts." She asks again if he's going to write it down. "No, I'm just going to the kitchen." "And a Cherry on the top?" He agrees, and turns toward the kitchen again and she asks again about writing it down. Now, the old man is angry, "Look, old lady I'm not senile, I can remember ice cream with nuts and a cherry on top." He goes in the kitchen for 10 minutes and, when he returns, he sets a plate of bacon and eggs in front of his wife. She looks up and says, "Honey, you forgot my toast!" (19 hrs ago | post #39081)
Who do you support for U.S. Senate in Kentucky in 2010?
Hey, sweetie, don't be accusing me of some of the stuff that you do! (Thursday | post #39078)
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Why, thank you, Tabby! I have, and I will. Thanks for your kind words, and have a nice day! (Thursday | post #101115)
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I don't change anyone's comments, my friend, not even my own. I have absolutely no idea how I would do that, anyway. Have a nice day, though! (Thursday | post #17300)
Who do you support for U.S. Senate in Kentucky in 2010?
There were two guys working for the city. One would dig a hole, and his partner would come along behind him and fill it back in. These two men worked furiously, one digging a hole, the other filling it up again, all day long. A man was watching from the sidewalk, and couldn't believe how hard these men were working, but couldn't understand what they were doing. Finally he had to ask them exactly what they were doing. He said to the hole digger, "I appreciate how hard you work, but what are you doing? You dig a hole and your partner comes behind you and fills it up again! What's your name, partner?" The hole digger replied, "Way-ul, mah nayme's WTF, 'n this years mah old pard, Uncle Tabby. Ah knows it mus' look awful funny to yew, but A. Slew, who plants them trees, well, sir, he stayed home sick today!" (Thursday | post #39076)
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