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5 hrs ago | Tallahassee Democrat

Catwalk offers Street Pole competition for Festivus

What do a volleyball net, a no-parking sign and a flag pole have in common? They are all objects upon which a pole dancer did a trick for the Art of the Catwalk Street Pole competition.

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Related Topix: Life, Holidays, Monticello, FL

Tue Nov 24, 2009

Examiner.com

A Festivus for the Rest of Us: Top Budget-Friendly Christmas, Holiday and Festivus Hot Spots

It's that time, Christmas time is here. Everybody knows there's not a better time of year.

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Related Topix: Life, Holidays, Christmas, Christmas Vacation, Comedy Movies, Chevy Chase, Celebration, FL, Mount Dora, FL

Mon Nov 23, 2009

Northern Star

Creation of new holidays pushes season even earlier

Last updated on 11/23/2009 at 9:01 p.m. Ita s the most wonderful time of the year, and ita s already here.

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Related Topix: Thanksgiving, Sweetest Day, Day after Thanksgiving

Thu Nov 19, 2009

Myrtle Beach Online

Recession means smaller Christmas tree for SC

The recession is downsizing everything - even South Carolina's Statehouse Christmas tree.

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Related Topix: Home Gardening, Home, Columbia Metro, Life, Holidays, Christmas, Myrtle Beach, SC, Myrtle Beach Metro

Tue Nov 17, 2009

www.examiner.com | Dark_Island

Ten tips for a green holiday season

Every Christmas, do you pine for the earthy and spicy scent of a fresh-cut fir in your living room, or do you drag out and dust off the artificial tree? Two schools of thought revolve around live versus fake trees. One, that the Christmas tree industry is renewable, however if you consider the resources it takes to grow and nurture, only to kill a perfectly healthy tree, versus a petroleum-based plastic tree and the process it takes to produce and ship it, may leave you feeling, well, less than joyous. Consider purchasing a live tree. It may not even be a traditional Christmas tree — maybe a Festivus Ficus? — but, it can still be decorated and loved, and then planted in your yard once the season is over.

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Related Topix: Life, Christmas

Wed Nov 11, 2009

dealbreaker.com | Dark_Island

Goldman Sachs Employees Will Have Their Festivus Whether Lloyd Blankfein Likes It Or Not

Unlike Merrill Lynch, Goldman Sachs is yet to give official word whether or not their annual Hannukah Hoedown will be happening this year.

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Related Topix: Life, Holidays

Tue Nov 10, 2009

MediaPost Publications

Practical Holiday: 'Gee, Thanks For The ... Socks'

Think someone on your holiday gift list wants zit cream for Christmas? Ink cartridges for Hanukkah? Perhaps a little Cheez Whiz for Festivus? Looks like they may get such practical gifts, whether they want them or not.p> After years of hyping expensive electronics or luxury items as the ultimate gift, this year, more and more marketers are pushing ...

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Related Topix: Life, Holidays, Christmas, Hanukkah

Thu Nov 05, 2009

The Austin Chronicle

Off the Record

To repurpose a phrase from Seinfeld , 2009 Fun Fun Fun Fest is the Festivus for the rest of us, a two-day alternative holiday for all the freaks and geeks.

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Related Topix: Punk, Off the Record, Life, Holidays, Gza, Hip-Hop, The Pharcyde, Brian Posehn, Post, TX

Mon Oct 19, 2009

Broward-Palm Beach - News

Terra Madre, Boston's Birthday, Lola's Cooking Demos

I know many of you were looking forward to celebrating Festivus this year, but Slow Food has an even better winter holiday to take part in.

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Related Topix: Life, Holidays, Food, Slow Food

Thu Oct 01, 2009

Queerty

What Self-Respecting Gay Couple Will Agree to Go On Seinfeld's Marriage Ref?

Remember that comedian whose television show ruled the 1990s and turned Festivus into a national holiday? Well now Jerry Seinfeld is on the other side of the camera producing the reality show The Marriage Ref , a show with a premise as terrible as Bridezillas : Let's find couples that fight with each other, then bring in a marriage referee to call ...

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Related Topix: Seinfeld, Comedy, Entertainment, Television, Life, Holidays, Jerry Seinfeld, Cameras, Gay/Lesbian

Thu Aug 27, 2009

The Daily Weekly

The Capitol Building Was a Little Too Cush for a Manger and a Festivus Pole, Anyway

Sir, you're going to have to take that outside. After Bill O'Reilly made Olympia ground zero for the culture wars last year, objecting to an atheist sign beside a Nativity scene in the Capitol and setting off a frenzied debate over religious and anti-religious displays , the state decided it's not taking any risks this year--at least not inside ...

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Related Topix: Life, Holidays, Christmas

Tue Aug 25, 2009

The Daily Weekly

The Capitol Building Was a Little Too Cush for a Manger and a Festivus Pole, Anyway

Sir, you're going to have to take that outside. After Bill O'Reilly made Olympia ground zero for the culture wars last year, objecting to an atheist sign beside a Nativity scene in the Capitol and setting off a frenzied debate over religious and anti-religious displays , the state decided it's not taking any risks this year--at least not inside ...

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Related Topix: Life, Holidays, Christmas

Fri Jul 31, 2009

WTVJ Miami Channel 6

Holy Festivus: "Seinfeld" Cast to Reunite

After 11 years, Jerry, Elaine, George and Kramer are planning a return to the small screen -- but not for an actual "Seinfeld" reunion show.

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Related Topix: Comedy, Entertainment, Television, Life, Holidays, Soap Opera, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Larry David

Wed Jul 29, 2009

Myrtle Beach Online

Diplomat gets one year in visa bribery scheme

A former official at the U.S. consulate in Toronto was sentenced to a year in prison Wednesday for expediting visas in exchange for gifts of jewelry and trips with exotic dancers.

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Related Topix: Life, Holidays, Wake County, NC, State Prisons, Prison, Mecklenburg County, NC, Federal Prisons

Sat Jul 11, 2009

Barre-Montpelier Times-Argus

'Manifestivus' brings diverse grooves to Cabot

Malian singer Oumou Sangare makes a rare U.S. appearance Friday, July 17, in Cabot as part of the seventh annual Sol Harvest Festivus for the Restivus.

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Related Topix: Cabot, VT, Ethnic, Oumou Sangare, Life, Holidays, Huntington, VT

Thu Jun 25, 2009

San Francisco Examiner

Festivus for your Soul? Foster your inner Seinfeld with the 2010 Denim Kia Soul

Find out more about Michael: Michael Sheena has been a car nut for as long as he can remember.

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Related Topix: Life, Holidays, Blog News, Speakers, Sports

Sat Jun 20, 2009

Philly.com

Do you think you're a patient person?

Puffy shirts, Soup Nazis, jerk stores, low-talkers, high-talkers, close-talkers, and even a Festivus for the rest of us - not bad for a contest about nothing.

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Related Topix: Life, Holidays, Jerry Seinfeld

Thu Jun 18, 2009

Philly.com

Seinfeldians had boned up on nothing

Puffy shirts, Soup Nazis, jerk stores, low-talkers, high-talkers, close-talkers, and even a Festivus for the rest of us - not bad for a contest about nothing.

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Related Topix: Seinfeld, Comedy, Entertainment, Television, Life, Holidays, Jerry Seinfeld

Sun May 24, 2009

Weatherford Democrat

Dad calls cops after Seinfeldian argument

I couldn't help thinking of George this week when a story broke about an Ohio man who became so enraged at his father's request to clean up his room, he threw a plate of food at the offending parent and balled up his fist in anger.

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Related Topix: Life, Holidays, Opinion

Thu May 21, 2009

3hive

The Layaways

My last few posts have featured up-jump-and-boogie tracks and it's high time I settle down a bit before I hurt myself.

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Related Topix: Life, Holidays

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