Since: May 08

Hamilton, Canada

#76 Oct 30, 2009
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7 {QUOTE} Dang Cong San Terrorists Against South Vietnameses
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October 16, 1963: Terrorists explode mines under two civilian buses in Kien Hoa and Quang Tin provinces, killing 18 Vietnamese and wounding 23.

November 9, 1963: Three grenades are thrown in Saigon, injuring a total of 16 persons, including four children; the first is thrown in a main street, the second along the waterfront, and the third in the Chinese residential areạ

February 9, 1964: Two Americans are killed and 41 wounded, including four women and five children, when a communist bomb is set off in a sports stadium during a softball gamẹ A second portion of the bomb fails to explodẹ Officials estimate that if it had, fifty persons would have died.

February 16, 1964: Three Americans are killed and 32 injured, most of them ỤS. dependents, when terrorists bomb the Kinh Do movie theater in Saigon.

July 14, 1964: Pham Thao, chairman of the catholic Action Committee in Quang Ngai, is executed when he returns to his native village of Pho Loi, Quang Ngai provincẹ

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Zenom
SpongeBob

King City, Canada

#77 Oct 30, 2009

Since: May 08

Hamilton, Canada

#78 Nov 3, 2009
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Ho Dan Choi Cau 3 Cang - Ho, the 3-legged Playboy
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Neu Biet Rang Mai Dang Lay Chong
Bac Day Ranh Roi Den Choi Khong
Ta Day Nhieu Tro Rat Tinh Thong
Ca 3 Cung Loi Co Phai Khong ?

If the Party Breaks Away
Uncle Will Visit You Many Times
Since I'm an Expert on Threesome Games
All Will Benefit, Don't We ?

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Ho Dong Bao - Ho, the Con Man
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Zenom

Since: May 08

Hamilton, Canada

#79 Nov 17, 2009
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Public Opinion in VC Land
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After the reunification, robbing private properties, Le Duan sent his subordinates to gauge the public opinions around the country. After 3 months of investigation, they return to report :

Le Duan asked:
- Now, What are the public comments about the economic policies of the party and the state ?
- The public is divided into two factions. One is optimistic and other is pessimistic
- Specify, what optimistic side say ? what Pessimistic side say ?
The optimist : As this situation, after few decades, we'll live on fece
The Pessimist : if this situation lasted several years, our people don't even have fece to eat

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Zenom
duong

Hanoi, Vietnam

#80 Nov 20, 2009
may thang phan don roi hoi cha lam dc gi ngoai boc fet va tan fet

Since: May 08

Hamilton, Canada

#81 Nov 26, 2009
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Loi Nguyen Cau ... Hon - Dang Cong San Chant
Lam Sao ... Dung Cai Dinh Cao - How To ... VC Filthy Business
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Lam Sao Noi Doi An Gian -
"On Dinh Chinh Tri" Mien Man Cam Quyen
Lam Sao Con Noi Cha Truyen - Dang Ta Nam Vung Tui Tien Cua Dan
Lam Sao Dau Oc Ban Than - MAC LE Ca Hat Man Me Khu Kho
Lam Sao Bao Duoc Dan Cho - Tu Do Hanh Phuc Mit Mo Xa Xa

How to deceive the Viet People - In the name "Political Stability" Sake - The Party forever retain the power
How to transfer the ill gotten power to VC offspings - To hold tight to Public Purse
How to keep the VC hard head - In the Marxism Leninism doctrine
How to convince the People to wait - For the unrealized promise of Freedom and Happiness

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Zenom

Since: May 08

Hamilton, Canada

#82 Dec 2, 2009
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Comrade "Landless Peasant" is working on my wife's "Land"
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Dialogue between "Land Reform" prisoner and a cadre
- Why do you call "Oh my God?
** Report to comrade warden, I miss my wife and ...
- Liar ... your wife and children were well taken care by the Party. Don't ever call "Oh my God" again, since you still have feudal and supertitious thoughts... By the way, what happened to your wife ?
** Report to comrade, the peasant who used to rent our rice paddy slept with my wife
- Liar ... you dare to call the comrade "Proletariat" landless peasant ... He is only working on the commune "Land". You still have a reactionary mind, you're against the proletariat class who are the owner of the country.

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Zenom

Since: May 08

Hamilton, Canada

#83 Dec 9, 2009
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Learning Ho Chi Minh's thought
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To simplify the learning the Ho Chi Minh ideology, here are the main points that the Central National Youth League has developed in this abridge edition as follow
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(1) Ho Chi Minh Thought is an ideology growing between the groin, above the knee, below the navel about the span of your hand

(2) Content and form of thought is dependent on male or female, boy or girl

(3) For the Party members in the boyish system, the HCM thought is about 3 inches long when standing up to salute red flag with yellow star. After the assigned mission completed, it retreats to about 1 inch, in a relaxed posture but high alert "evolutions of peace"

(4) For the Party members in the girlish system, the HCM thought is the legendary Ho Chi Minh Trail about 3 inches long, gently slopped down to Lenin stream and eventually leading to historical PacBo cave

On the surface, it seems to be a passive system, but actually an extremely livable source of inspiration for our male cadres in the mission of liberating the country. Here, has also invoked several great "rasing red flag" revolutions up to 12 times ayear

In the innovation period of the free market economy with VC Socialism Orientation, this is also the most frequently visited places of foreign tourists , a high value economic resources for the Party and the State

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Zenom

Since: May 08

Hamilton, Canada

#84 Dec 15, 2009
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Lich Su Viet Nam - Tu Ay "Dang Cong San" - by Ho Tuu
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Tu Ay Be Lu Tham Lam
Song Tren Dau Kho Dan Nam Cuc Cung
Tu Ay "Mo Cua" Ho Hang
Thieu Nam, Thanh Nu Thanh Hang De Buon

Tu Ay "Doi Moi" Nhu Tuon
Can Bo, Can Ngo, Ban Buon Tha Ho
Tu Ay Luat Le Ho Do
Bat Nguoi Luong Thien "Tu Do" Bo Tu

Tu Ay Cho Bac Di Tu
Dai Nam Quoc Tu Mit Mu Doi Gian
Tu Ay Ho Het Nhan Dan
"Danh My Kiu Nuoc" Bao Phan Tang Thuong

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Zenom

Since: May 08

Hamilton, Canada

#85 Dec 22, 2009
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To Tinh XHCN - by Nguyen Phuong Hng
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(Chang pht ngn):
Anh "phan khoi" se "quan l" em yu
ung "buc xc, khan truong" qu the
Hy "trien khai" con duong "lin he"
Ba khoan roi...mnh se den ... "muc tiu!"

(Nang pht bieu):
Em "nhat tr du n "c nhn anh
Nhung em phi "bo co" ln ban ngnh
e tnh ta giao-hop (*) mi mi
Nhu tnh cua dang v...nhn dn!

* giao hop: "giao luu" v "ha hop"

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HaNoi Socialist Utopia Love - by Nguyen Phuong Hung
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(He Said)
I'm "excited" to "manage" my beloved
Don't be "furious, excited"too much
Let's "develop" the road of "relationship"
After "3 Not Yet"(*)... we'll be approaching ... the "objective"

(She Replied)
"My mind and yours are one" with your personal "project"
But I must "report" to my agency head
So our love can be "intercoursed" forever
As the love of the Party and ... the People

* The Hanoi Policy of "3 Not Yet" (learned from Beijing)
1- If being single, don't be in love yet
2- If being in-love, don't get married yet
3- If being married, don't get children yet

** "Intercoursed" = "Intermingled" and "in the Course"
** "Giao Hop" = "Giao luu" va "hoa Hop"
(VC have the habit of doing abbrevation this way !)

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Zenom

Since: May 08

Hamilton, Canada

#86 Jan 6, 2010
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"Dang Cong San" : Vietnam bans small-chested motorists - 10/29/2008
http://www.4to40.com/newsat4/index.asp...
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Wonder bras are set to become best-sellers in Vietnam where the country's communist rulers are set to ban small-chested motorists.

Anyone with a chest under 28 inches will be banned from driving a motorbike - which make up 90% of the traffic in the country.

"The new proposals are very funny, but many Vietnamese people could become the victim of this joke," said Le Quang Minh, 31, a Hanoi stockbroker.

The average Vietnamese man is 5ft 4ins tall and weighs less than nine stones. The average Vietnamese woman is 5ft 1in tall and weighs about seven stones.

Vietnamese bloggers have been poking fun at the plan, envisioning traffic police with tape measures eagerly pulling over female drivers to measure their chests.

"From now on, padded bras will be best-sellers," said Bo Cu Hung, a popular Ho Chi Minh City blogger.

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Zenom

Since: May 08

Hamilton, Canada

#87 Jan 15, 2010
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VC Medical Examination
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A male VC doctor was examining a young beautiful girl.
The doctor lifted up her blouse, rubbed her back, then her chest ... The girls getting uncomfortable :
- I only have some coughing, no chest pain! why you check my breast for?
VC Doctor solemnly replied:
- Your lung is adjacent to your heart! This can be contagious
The girl gave the doctor a dirty look, then snapped:
- If so, doctor must turn your face away from my chest! Your eyes will get the sickness by affixing to my chest

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Zenom
Toi yeu VN

Santa Clara, CA

#88 Jan 24, 2010
No phan dong dat nc thanh binh. Hay tong co bon phan dong ra khoi dat nuoc. VN MUON NAM !
Duma pan dong

Santa Clara, CA

#90 Jan 25, 2010
Anh e phan dong oi minh thay anh e ranh wa ah . Ranh vay nhay lau chet het me di song lam ji de roi sua nhu cho vay
Duma pan dong

Santa Clara, CA

#91 Jan 25, 2010
Eh phan dong minh muon tham gia to chuc cua cac ban minh se lo hau can cho cac ban ay la cung cap"cut" de cac ban an de sua cho to. Ko minh thay cac ban thieu cut wa nen noi toan ji ko nhu may thang tam than o trai thuong dien vay do
Dan chu

Santa Clara, CA

#92 Jan 25, 2010
Thay duma pan dong viet hay wa minh cung dong gop mot vai cau. Minh thich co cong an do , co lam vay la rat dung thang muc su du nhieu con chien wa nen co pai lot quan va cat cai cua qui cua han . May thang muc su la quy doi lot nguoi loi dung chuc sac de du con chien tho chu giang dao con me ji
NVN777

Reseda, CA

#93 Jan 25, 2010
Toi yeu VN wrote:
No phan dong dat nc thanh binh. Hay tong co bon phan dong ra khoi dat nuoc. VN MUON NAM !
May do phan dong NGUY la do cho de ban nuoc bu cac My trang
Bin_la_den

Santa Clara, CA

#94 Jan 25, 2010
E! May cho tao dia chi di. Tao se gui cho may vai kg THUOC NO. tui may noi nhu can vao di't nguoi VIET NAM
nguoi y dat nuoc

Santa Clara, CA

#95 Jan 25, 2010
No phan dong dat nuoc thanh binh , hay tong co bon phan dong ra khoi dat nuoc. VIET NAM MUON NAM! Pan dong la mot lu lua bip ba con dung tin loi bon chung, dat nuoc Viet Nam sinh ra chung de roi chung quay lung chong lai dat nuoc . Dat nuoc ta la 1 dat nuoc anh hung voi nhung con nguoi anh hung da lam nen lich su chien thang truoc moi ke thu xam luoc hung manh nhat. Duoi su lanh dao cua Dang dat nuoc ta dang ngay cang phat trien va vuon ra the gioi sanh vai voi cac cuong quoc nam chau. du bon pan dong co kich dong loi keo den dau cung khong lam lung nay duoc y chi quat cuong cua nguoi dan VIET NAM ma chi lam cho long cam thu chung cang tang len . Nhung ai dang co y dinh di theo bon phan dong thi hay tu bo y dinh di truoc khi bi trung phat va len an boi DAT NUOC VA NGUOI DAN VIET NAM!
HCM BigAss TinyBrain

Las Vegas, NV

#96 Jan 25, 2010
ua phan dong ban' nuoc
.
con~g ran' vao Bien Dong
.
du. me. tui. phan dong ho cho minh, pham van dong va be lu CS ac on
.
phan? dong. day? vn xuong' 1/30 Nam Han
Dai loan
.
phan? dong. day? nguoi viet thanh con cho' con vem. sua? theo cu*t' cua dang? ta
.

Dit me thang culi khon nan ac on Ho cho Minh
va be lu hut mau' XHChoNu*ng VN
http://www.foreignpolicy.com/articles/2010/01...

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