Since: May 08

Hamilton, Canada

#51 Nov 28, 2009
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Starting Over, Comrades - And this time, I'll go to California
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By some miracle, Ho Chi Minh suddenly ... revived. He ordered the Politburo to make a full report about the state of the nation Vietnam.... It's a loo...ong report, Uncle Ho patiently listened uninterruptedly for the presentation lasting 7 days and 7 nights.When the last speaker finally returned to his seat, Uncle Ho streched out his feet and said:
- Dear comrades! After listening all the fabulous achievements of you all; I'm afraid that we have to rebuild communism all over again
A complete silence in the huge conference hall. Finally, the Poliburo General Secretary gingerly asked:
- Comrade president, can you explain in some concrete terms ?
- How fast can you get me to Nha Rong Pier, comrade ? And this time, I'll go to California

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Zenom

Since: May 08

Hamilton, Canada

#53 Dec 5, 2009
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History Lesson : When in VC Land - Paintings, Statues Speak ... Out Loud
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Immediately after the fall of Saigon, the monthly food staple ration was 13kg (29lbs), then quickly lowered 9kg (20 lbs).
An old Saigonese man, had lived through from the French, Japanese,Diem, Ho, Thieu ... to current Communist, he was touring around Saigon to get a feel of the food ration in the near future

At an intersection, a large Ho Chi Minh painting with 5 extending fingers, he murmered:
- Damn ! 5 kg (11 lbs) definitely coming soon
At Vinh Nghiem pagoda, a large Buddha statue extending 3 fingers, he thought:
- better get ready for 3 kg (less than 7 lbs), watery soup may keep us alive for awhile
At Saigon Cathedral. statue of Crying Mother Mary showing 2 empty hands, he was desperate:
- Nothing to eat! Another famine as in 1945 in the North

In the moment of despair,
Walking along Saigon River,
- at Bach Dang Wharf,
Standing tall, the Statue of Lord Tran Hung Dao
- Extending his right hand, pointing to the East Sea.
Pondering for awhile,
Then the old man's eyes brighten up with great hope ...
he exclaimed loudly:
"Heading out to the Open Sea"
... and the Rest is History

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Zenom
ho lua bip

Edmonton, Canada

#54 Dec 5, 2009
co vang ba soc do la co cua dan toc tu moi khi dung nuoc den nam 1945 khi ho chi cho cuop chinh quyen tao la ho chi minh day tao la thang tau cong lam tinh bao da gai qua vn boi de tam quoc te de cuop chinh quyen va cuop nuoc vn cua cac chau ngoan bac ho day tuong lai cua chung may liem cut con chau trung cong nhe con chung bi lam no le cho con chau tau cong tuong lai gan nguyen ai quoc ten viet gian cs da bi tau cong giet chet tu lau boi vi no la viet gian tay sai qt cs tui tao thay vao vao ho chi minh khi cuop chinh quyen quyen rap khung tau cong day nhe =ccrd giet hang tram ngan nguoi vn =tan cong khung bo tham sat dong bao mien nam va an cuop tai san qua nhieu hinh thuc =co do sao vang la co mau = nen bieu tuong mau dan ba co kinh nguyet hang thang con ngoi sao vang bieu tuong hat le chim cua nguoi dan ba=tan sat diet chung va do mau= no le cho tau cong = dang dat dan bien cua to tien cho tau chet =chung lu con chau bac ho liiem dit liem cut cho tau cong
ho lua bip

Edmonton, Canada

#55 Dec 5, 2009
co vang ba soc do la co cua dan toc tu moi khi dung nuoc den nam 1945 khi ho chi cho cuop chinh quyen tao la ho chi minh day tao la thang tau cong lam tinh bao da gai qua vn boi de tam quoc te de cuop chinh quyen va cuop nuoc vn cua cac chau ngoan bac ho day tuong lai cua chung may liem cut con chau trung cong nhe con chung may bi lam no le cho con chau tau cong tuong lai gan nguyen ai quoc ten viet gian cs da bi tau cong giet chet tu lau boi vi no la viet gian tay sai qt cs tui tao thay vao vao ho chi minh khi cuop chinh quyen de rap khung tau cong day nhe =ccrd giet hang tram ngan nguoi vn =tan cong khung bo tham sat dong bao mien nam va an cuop tai san qua nhieu hinh thuc =co do sao vang la co mau = nen bieu tuong mau dan ba co kinh nguyet hang thang con ngoi sao vang bieu tuong hat le chim cua nguoi dan ba=tan sat diet chung va do mau= no le cho tau cong = dang dat dan bien cua to tien cho tau chet =chung lu con chau bac ho liem dit liem cut chocon chau tau cong
SpongeBob

Brantford, Canada

#56 Dec 5, 2009
No such thing as a flag of vnch at UN Headquarter in NY, USA.
Aahahahha! Are you guy retarded?
SVN had gone to extinct, Baby! Just like Polpot regime....and ahead of Polpot long time ago!
Aahahhha! And too bad, people YOUNG of OLD, they forgot it, all they remeber is this:
http://www.juggy.net/
Aahahahahha!
VNCH muon nam

Sun Valley, CA

#57 Dec 5, 2009
VNCH muon nam

Sun Valley, CA

#58 Dec 5, 2009

Since: May 08

Hamilton, Canada

#59 Dec 11, 2009
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The Hanoi Communist Party's 5 Year Economic Plan
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The peasants of a village that had a hard time of how to implement the Party's 5 year economic plan. After a community meeting;
They dicided to send an old man, old childhood classmate of the Poliburo General Secretary, to the capital Hanoi, hoping to have a

direct answer from the supreme leader. The Secretary led the old peasant near the window, and told him
- Comrade classmate, can see that 5 story red building over there. Our 5 year plan is to make that into the 25 story building

The old man nodded and headed back his home and told the villagers
- Dear people, look at the building ...
But he could not find any tall building in the town, but a queue of people lining up in front of a state general store, he continued:
- Look at the line in front the store; After 5 years of implementing the Party's economic plan, We'll have 5 times the number of people

on the queue...

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Zenom

Since: May 08

Hamilton, Canada

#60 Dec 19, 2009
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The HaNoi's Gold Mining Enterprise
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The VC leader called a new party member for questioning
- Comrade, why did you lie in your application?
- Lying?- the new Party member surprised
- You said your father was a worker, but our investigation indicates that he used to work in a brothel house
- Dear comrade, That's true, But I'm not lying.
My father said the Party and the brothel house are both gold mines

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Zenom
SpongeBob

Tecumseh, Canada

#61 Dec 19, 2009
No one has ever seen your flag at UN Headquarter in N.Y. Hello??hello????
Could be somewhere at Satan's headquarter down the Hell! Aahahahhaa!
Film VN

Sun Valley, CA

#62 Dec 19, 2009

Since: May 08

Hamilton, Canada

#65 Dec 31, 2009
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How to Handle a Wild VC Monkey
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When spotting a goofy VC Hide
Just simply give him no Bribe
Then He'll shiftshape to his Monkey Wild
Jumping around as punk in dancing night

Simply grab his exposed growing Tail
Then hanging him upside down with The Nail
Telling the World about VC Tales
This procedure never Fails

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How many VC cadres it takes to convert 300 USD to VND at the Hanoi State bank?(in 1983)
http://partners.nytimes.com/library/world/asi...
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Zenom
Stateless

Lyme, NH

#66 Dec 31, 2009
30-4-75
co vang ba soc hay co 3 que tro thanh co trang (white) va sau do la xanh do sao vang.
SpongeBob

North Bay, Canada

#67 Dec 31, 2009

Since: May 08

Hamilton, Canada

#68 Jan 12, 2010
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State organizations have their name associated people are:
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People Army
People Police
People Court
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Only two institutions having name associated with the state are
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STATE BANK and STATE TREASURY

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Zenom

GANDHI : POVERTY IS THE WORST FORM OF VIOLENCE
Ngheo Kho La Hinh Thuc Bao Dong Tan Bao NHAT
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FREEDOM OF THOUGHT is The DNA of PROGRESS
Tu Do Tu Tuong La Can Ban Xay Dung Tien Bo Cho Nhan Loai
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Dang CSVN Rules by BRUTE Force and LIES (By Hooks or By Crooks)
Dang CSVN Cai Tri Bang Bao Luc va Gian Doi
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Power Corrupts - Absolute Power Corrupts Absolutely
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Since: May 08

Hamilton, Canada

#69 Jan 22, 2010
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Ho Dan Choi Cau 3 Cang - Ho, the 3-legged Playboy
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Neu Biet Rang Mai Dang Lay Chong
Bac Day Ranh Roi Den Choi Khong
Ta Day Nhieu Tro Rat Tinh Thong
Ca 3 Cung Loi Co Phai Khong ?

If the Party Breaks Away
Uncle Will Visit You Many Times
Since I'm an Expert on Threesome Games
All Will Benefit, Don't We ?

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Ho Dong Bao - Ho, the Con Man
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Neu Biet Rang Mai Dang Mat Chong
Bac Day Khong Biet Co Mung Khong ?
Chang Vi Mot Moi Tinh Cho Khong
Dung Ve Day Nua, Nho Nhe Khong !

If the Party Breaks Away
Uncle, Are You Happy ?
For Just a One Way Love
Don't Come Back, You Hear!

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Zenom

GANDHI : POVERTY IS THE WORST FORM OF VIOLENCE
Ngheo Kho La Hinh Thuc Bao Dong Tan Bao NHAT
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FREEDOM OF THOUGHT is The DNA of PROGRESS
Tu Do Tu Tuong La Can Ban Xay Dung Tien Bo Cho Nhan Loai
----------
Dang CSVN Rules by BRUTE Force and LIES (By Hooks or By Crooks)
Dang CSVN Cai Tri Bang Bao Luc va Gian Doi
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Power Corrupts - Absolute Power Corrupts Absolutely
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Since: May 08

Hamilton, Canada

#70 Jan 22, 2010
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Childless Ho Chi Minh
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Ho Chi Minh had many concubines and mistresses and whatnots... But rarely a story about his potential children!
Actually, in Ho's Biography by Tran Dan Tien(aka Ho Chi Minh) unintentionally explained why Ho became childless:
- While young Ho was working in a commercial ship as a galley boy, the ship was travelling across Indian ocean in a stormy night. Young Ho was thrown in the air by a huge wave. Fortunately and also unfortunately! Ho was caught in the huge chain that smashed his nuts but also saved him from being thrown in stormy water in that dark night!

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Zenom

Since: May 08

Hamilton, Canada

#71 Jan 30, 2010
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Defining 'Dang Cong San'- VietNam Communist Party (VCP)
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Philosophical Term: VCP is an alien entity existing outside us, unwanted by us but forced upon us
Economically Term: VCP is a one way trade flow, or in other words, always exchanging good for nothing
In terms of assets: VCP is something very harden that can not be liquidated.
Social Term: VCP is a free gang, insisting on always living with us but always accuse us of criticize their free doings. However, we demand to set VCP free from us, but they force us to stay with them!
In terms of Antiquities: VCP is antiques depreciated with time
Biological Term: VCP fear animals, but they are animal themself

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Zenom

GANDHI : POVERTY IS THE WORST FORM OF VIOLENCE
Ngheo Kho La Hinh Thuc Bao Dong Tan Bao NHAT
----------
FREEDOM OF THOUGHT is The DNA of PROGRESS
Tu Do Tu Tuong La Can Ban Xay Dung Tien Bo Cho Nhan Loai
----------
Dang CSVN Rules by BRUTE Force and LIES (By Hooks or By Crooks)
Dang CSVN Cai Tri Bang Bao Luc va Gian Doi
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Power Corrupts - Absolute Power Corrupts Absolutely
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Since: May 08

Hamilton, Canada

#72 Feb 11, 2010
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Tho Ghe Da - Tu Ay "Nan Giac Ho" - by Ho Tuu
Street Verse - Ever Since "Ho, The Terrible"
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Tu Ay Cho Bac Di Tu
Dai Nam Quoc Tu Mit Mu Doi Gian
Tu Ay Ho Het Nhan Dan
"Danh My Kiu Nuoc" Bao Phan Tang Thuong

Ever Since "Ho Statue" in Buddhism Pagoda
Dai Nam Quoc Tu Temple in The Mist
Ever Since HO Rallying People For The War
"Fight American, Save VietNam" Slogan - Just A Massive Deceit

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Zenom

Since: May 08

Hamilton, Canada

#73 Feb 20, 2010
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Ho Chi Minh's Will
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Goaty Ho Chi Minh in his death bed, the Party convening of an emergency meeting to discuss how to deal with Ho Chi Minh corpse. Some suggesting of burying him in the mountain, other says of keeping him in PacBo Cave, some says of drifting him in South China Sea. And one loudly declares of cremating ....
Not even waiting for the finished sentence, Ho Chi Minh mustered with all his strenght and shouted:
- Mother f..ker! Chill it, you people! F..ken burn, burn, burn my ... dick!

Then he died. The Politburo believed his last words to be his latest will. So they embalmed his body, and cremated his dick

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Zenom

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