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#50
Dec 23, 2009
 
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Pay No Bribe, and You'll Get VC ... Wild ... Monkey
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Walking to the couple, I said
- "I'm a public employee, interpreter for the police, people with me are police, here's my card"
And I said to my Japanese police friend:
- "Konishi, let this lady and gentleman see your badge"
But other police said that they do not belong to this precinct, they can not perform an enquest. My boss then asked us to give the couple the business card just in case they want to sue the Vietnam Embassy.

While Konishi tending the lady's wound, she said:
- "My name is Hoa, from Tan Binh District in Saigon. I married my Japanese husband for a year now. Today I came here to renew my Vietnamese passport; but the staff here demanded 60,000 Yen (~600 USD). I refused, only paid the official passport fee. Then this accident happened"

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#51
Jan 7, 2010
 
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VC Super Charged Doctorate Degrees
(Excerpt from "Doctor of Cau Muoi bridge" by Dinh Lam Thanh)
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I have friend who travelled often to Vietnam, he told me a story of how a high-level cadre of Can Tho province "miraculously obtaining his doctorate degree as follow

The cadre is a Communist Party member who worked for Sport and Recreation Department of Hau Giang province. Besides his memorized indoctrinate political lessons, his language skill are so severely limited that's almost impossible for him to escape from his peasant and illiterate presentation

But three months later, my friend met the cadre again, and he invited my friend to a restaurant at Ninh Kieu wharf. to celebrate his brand new doctorate degree

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You need a Phd to be qualified for a VC Parliament candidacy !!!
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I remember a poster introducing the Parliament candidates who were nominated by the Fatherland Front in Saigon, of which all of them having some kind of doctorate degrees such as :

- The monk, Dr of Buddhism.
- The priest, Dr of Catholicism ... in Theology
- Mr gardener, Dr.of Agriculturalism
- Ms. factory worker, Dr of Technology
- Mr Communist Party member, Dr. of Maxism-Leninism of ... philosophy
...ecetera...

Well, a kind of seasonal W5 doctorate degree, PHDs are wherever, of whatever, at whenever, of whoever and whomever ....and however ...This phenomena animate the "rich" new source of VC learning of the self-called "zenith of intelligence" of the Vietnam Communist Party who keep babbling to the world about the superly cultural advantages of the Socialist Republic!
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"Tien Si Cau Muoi" (Dr. Salt Bridge)- Author: Dinh Lam Thanh
http://saigonecho.com/main/giaitri/truyenphie...
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#52
Jan 7, 2010
 
Can't find or make up anything new, Baby?
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#53
Jan 7, 2010
 
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Can't find or make up anything new, Baby?
Uncle Ho ate marx lenin stalin and mao shits for more than 40 years without complains
why a commie like you is so spoiled?
http://www.nguoi-viet.com/absolutenm/anmviewe...
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#54
Jan 7, 2010
 
HoSEMEN Loves CacMacLenin wrote:
<quoted text>Uncle Ho ate marx lenin stalin and mao shits for more than 40 years without complains
why a commie like you is so spoiled?
http://www.nguoi-viet.com/absolutenm/anmviewe...
Want to know why I am so spoiled? The whole BOOK, not just list, if you want to know. And here are some of them:
-born in SVN, never go to school past 3rd grade due to poor parents
-employed at 6ys old, as watcher of a Saigon whorehouse, so I can't stop swear during my talk and porn to me, all are just piece of cake.
-bring SVN girls to US GI Joe everyday so that's why I knew a bit of "American"!
.......more to come if you want to know! Aahahahha!

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#55
Jan 16, 2010
 
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Dear Comrade, like what's so FREE in HaNoi?
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A high ranking VC cadre was talking to a group of Viet Kieu in Paris:
- I find it's a joke when some people criticize HaNoi ... for lacking of freedom in Vietnam ...
An old man cut him off:
- But it's so obvious that ...
The VC cadre snapped back:
- I'm free to do things that nowhere else in the Western world allows people to do as in VietNam
Immediately, the old man laughingly asked:
- Dear comrade, like what's so free in HaNoi?
The VC cadre was so furious, he responded without thinking:
- I can certainly pee in the park in front of Ho Chi Minh Mausoleum ... as only dogs here allowed to poo around Eiffel Tower
The old gentleman smiled and said:
- Yes, it's true. I've seen the picture ...

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Zenom

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#57
Jan 26, 2010
 
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Voice of VietNam News (VOV)
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Even our great Uncle Ho hasn't got out of the coma, Our beloved Uncle still sit in his office to ponder the pressing national issue after great victory of Tet 1968

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Q- Why our beloved Uncle Ho have to wear see through clothes during sleep?
A- So the Party knows when and how to serve him

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Q- Since "Doi Moi", Why all HaNoi Senior cadres must wear a tie during sleep?
A- So the Party knows where his head is!

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Zenom

GANDHI : POVERTY IS THE WORST FORM OF VIOLENCE
Ngheo Kho La Hinh Thuc Bao Dong Tan Bao NHAT
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FREEDOM OF THOUGHT is The DNA of PROGRESS
Tu Do Tu Tuong La Can Ban Xay Dung Tien Bo Cho Nhan Loai
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Dang CSVN Rules by BRUTE Force and LIES (By Hooks or By Crooks)
Dang CSVN Cai Tri Bang Bao Luc va Gian Doi
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Power Corrupts - Absolute Power Corrupts Absolutely
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SicliconVietKieu

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#58
Jan 26, 2010
 
http://www.topix.com/forum/world/vietnam/T3SF...
President Triet wrote:
<quoted text>
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You can see Lawyer Le Cong Dinh, Le Thi Cong Nhan, student Nguyen Tien Trung ( http://danluan.org/node/1851#comment-8367 ) etc... they all are born in the North Communist and today they stand to fight for their own Freedom Democracy not for "VNCH"'s Freedom Democracy. VNCH was a loser, the Winner need not to fight VNCH no more or the Winner is in fact a Big Loser "Duma con Dime" today and are so AFRAID of China.
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Stupid viet kieu like the zenom dog and San Jose monkey should fly to Vietnam to show their courage.

http://www.nguoi-viet.com/absolutenm/anmviewe...

And send their paychecks there to help support their cause.

Because their master is also afraid of China, ignorant yellow gook!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_the_Pa...
"The Battle of the Paracel Islands was an engagement fought between the naval forces of the People's Republic of China and the Republic of Vietnam (South Vietnam) in the Paracel Islands on January 19, 1974....South Vietnam requested assistance from the US Seventh Fleet, but the request was rejected."

http://www.nguoi-viet.com/absolutenm/anmviewe...
“LTS - 19 Thang Gieng, 1974, tran hai chien giua Hai Quan Viet Nam Cong Hoa va Trung Cong no ra tai quan dao Hoang Sa…
Toi (Ho Van Ky Thoai) dien thoai ve Bo Tu Lenh Hai Quan tai Sai Gon xin co van Hoa Ky can thiep voi De That Ham Doi cua Hoa Ky den noi de cuu vot cac thuy thu Viet Nam dang bi nan. Mai den may ngay sau, chien ham My van khong den mac du cac thuy thu dang troi tren bien trong hai phan quoc te. Dieu do cho thay la ho khong muon tham du vao vu tranh chap giua Viet Nam va Trung Cong va hon the nua ho cung khong mot hành dong gi du la mot hanh dong nhan dao.”
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#59
Feb 3, 2010
 
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"Tien Si Cau Muoi" (Dr. Salt Bridge)- Author: Dinh Lam Thanh
http://saigonecho.com/main/giaitri/truyenphie...
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Looking at the business card, I saw a maze of different degrees and positions.
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In the first meeting, they did not go into detail and did not ask much about me, but the conversation was secretly recorded by the guards, also they asked me to pose for a picture as a "souvenir"

After a few exchange of words, I guessed the general purpose of the meeting. Through Mr NVA, HaNoi wanted my company to act as intermediary to arrange non-interest international loan for Vietnam - with deferred payment plan - falling under the "famine relief and reduction" fumd, and "rebuilding the country after the war" fund. But this is only the front to receive international aids and compensations; then VC using this channel to laundering their loot monies abroad

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So much for a high ranking VC cadre with 2 PHD degrees
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I did not go straight to the issue but focussing around the graduating story of Mr NVA and the time he spent in Soviet Union. Facing the questions about basic procedures, principles and legal records of international borrowing, Mr NVA evaded my questions by babbling about economic theory of Maxism-Leninsm . Finally Mr NVA he acknowledged that he obtained the doctoral degree by a supplementary program reserved for VC cadres

He only vaguely heard about the procedures I set out, but he himself never received any training. But at the end of the first meeting, he suggested to meet me in private; I agreed but this time I was the one who decided where to meet. He agreed.

I met them in a special conference room in a Paris hotel. 4 of them came, without intermediary. Mr. NVA told me that two financial corporations of England and the United States with offices in Hanoi refered me as an intermediary company of a Vietnamese. HaNoi did not want foreigners to know about this. The long-term loan program is only a front. The monies will be transferred directly into secret accounts of the leaders of Vietnam in foreign countries.

In retrospect, now I discovered that the Objectives of Communist regime's doctoral training are not only for polishing the regime's image but also to search for a way of laundering their loots to foreign countries

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This cadre NVA confirmed that there are about 30 billion US dollars to be moved steadily into accounts of the HaNoi VC elites
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#65
Feb 17, 2010
 
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Ca Dao, Ca RAO - Dang Cong San, VEM, Bac Ho
Folksy Verse - Robber Party, HaNoi Monkey, Uncle Ho Chi Minh
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Khi Xua VEM Danh Not PHA - Bay Gio VEM Thoi Not DO LA MI
Once HaNoi monkeys played 'sabotage'- Now playing US dollar

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"Bac-Ho" Tron Voi "Do-La" - Do Ai Biet Duoc No Ra ...Cai Gi ???
"Uncle Ho" mixed with dolllar - Then what will become of the ... creature?

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VEM Xay Ao Ca Bac Ho - Ao Co Hac Ba ...Ao Ba Cac Ho
HaNoi monkeys build "Uncle Ho fish pond" - The devil pond, the ugly lusty ghost

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Thay Tien DO, VEM Ho VEM Hoi - Thay Tien HO, VEM Do VEM Doi - Cho VEM Ho Do, Che VEM Do Ho
Seeing US dollar, HaNoi monkeys excited
Seeing Ho money, HaNoi monkeys demand the Red
Let HaNoi monkeys be silly, laugh HaNoi monkeys being filthy

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Khong Tham Tan Khong Phai La VEM - Khong Bao Tan Khong Phai Giac HO
No greed, then not HaNoi monkeys - no brutality, then not Ho children

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#66
Mar 1, 2010
 
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The HaNoi VC Socialist 5-Storey Building Without Toilet
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A VC state-owned construction company completed a 5-storey building for people and VC cadres. When completed,The Ministry sent the building inspectors to check. After inspecting all aspects such as cement, steel, paint, wood ... officials were very satisfied. But there's one thing the inspectors could not figure out; that is no toilet on every floor. Maybe that architects and contractors somehow forget such an important thing like this ? Then the chief inspector requested a meeting with the construction company to explain the reason. The Company Architect explained:

The building has five storeys.
Level 1 for kindergarten toddlers. Preschool children sit on the pot so they do not need toilet.
Level 2 for farmers, but farmers short of fertilizer so they sit in the field, thus do not need the toilet.
Leve 3 for workers, but workers use the toilet of their factories.
Leve 4 for high-ranking officials, and they eat very dirty stuffs, so they do not need toilet
Leve 5 for top officials, that they sit on top of all their subordinates, so they do not need the toilet either !

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Zenom

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#67
Mar 9, 2010
 
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The name change imposed by the Hanoi Robber Party created many confusions and jokes
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Reports by Ho Chi Minh Police
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Ho chí Minh gái làng choi tu Hà Noi vào, di khách ngoai quoc re re ...
Ho Chi Minh 'lady of the night' from HaNoi,'competitive price' for foreigners ...

Thanh niên Hà Noi vào Ho Chí Minh toàn là bon sida ...
HaNoi young men coming to Ho Chi Minh are AID lot ...

Đung dái o Ho Chí Minh ...
Street peeing in Ho Chi Minh ...

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(In a travel journal entry)
Then - For $10, Miss Saigon love you long time ...
Now - For $10, Miss Ho Chi Minh love you long time ...
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(a guesthouse in SaiGon)
Miss Loi Ho Chi Minh in 'Co Giang'(Miss Giang)
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(The Economist, US)
Oh oh, Ho Chi Minh.(beauty pageants cropping up)(Asia)
Now the Vietnamese have awakened to their charms. Miss Ho Chi Minh is to be crowned on May 28th.
One of the leading contestants is a 19-year-old hairdresser called Miss Po Thi Kieu Khan.
In the manner of western beauty contests, she was chosen for the finals from among thousands of other swimsuited girls.
"I love peace and hate betrayal of love," she said in a nice amalgam of western and communist nonsense.
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(Oops!!! An article in England, Sorry Miss Ho Chi Minh)
Ho Chi Minh mistress 'murdered by his comrades'- Telegraph
21 Jan 2009 ... But according to Ms Huong, Ho Chi Minh's saintly image was created at a dreadful cost. She claims that during the 1950s he had a mistress ...
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asi...
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(A travel guide article)
Ho Chi Minh Must Sees
...these days that Vietnam’s capital is called Ho Chi Minh,
it’s a harder to romanticize about a man with the goatee
- than a melodic image of "Miss Saigon" in her ao dai and conical hat.
http://www.bootsnall.com/articles/08-11/ho-ch...
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(Oops!!! Again, This keeps poping up !!!, Sorry Miss Ho Chi Minh)
Asia Finest Discussion Forum > Ho Chi Minh mistress killed by his ...
But according to Ms Huong, Ho Chi Minh's saintly image was created at a ...
Ms Huong also claims that, while dying in hospital, Ho Chi Minh ...
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Zenom

GANDHI : POVERTY IS THE WORST FORM OF VIOLENCE
Ngheo Kho La Hinh Thuc Bao Dong Tan Bao NHAT
----------
FREEDOM OF THOUGHT is The DNA of PROGRESS
Tu Do Tu Tuong La Can Ban Xay Dung Tien Bo Cho Nhan Loai
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Dang CSVN Rules by BRUTE Force and LIES (By Hooks or By Crooks)
Dang CSVN Cai Tri Bang Bao Luc va Gian Doi
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Power Corrupts - Absolute Power Corrupts Absolutely
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thien bao

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#68
Jul 22, 2010
 
neu ban noi lao dong ko met di thi ban hza sai` tien lang~ phi' nha
nhet cut vao mom Ho

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#70
Jul 30, 2010
 
thien bao wrote:
neu ban noi lao dong ko met di thi ban hza sai` tien lang~ phi' nha
hcm la` thang culi
haLoi la` thanh pho' cho culi
http://vnexpress.net/GL/Xa-hoi/2010/07/3BA1E0...
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#71
Jul 30, 2010
 
nhet cut vao mom Ho wrote:
<quoted text>hcm la` thang culi
haLoi la` thanh pho' cho culi
http://vnexpress.net/GL/Xa-hoi/2010/07/3BA1E0...
"HaLoi la thanh pho cho CuLi". The thi conMe Hillary Clinton vua rui nhom hop o do lam gi zay con? Chang le ban bac ve mo DongDi cho CanBo giai khuay. Eehehehhee! Trum xu My con nhu zay thi huong ho gi may, mot thang DauDen DitLat, ti nan va an bam xu Nguoi. Nghe ro hong con? Alo? Alo?....Eehehehee!
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#72
Aug 1, 2010
 
Tui det can 10,000 de di xuat khau lao dong, tui chi can 100 do la de tim gai xuat tinh thoi ahahahahahah
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Aug 1, 2010
 
Bads wrote:
Tui det can 10,000 de di xuat khau lao dong, tui chi can 100 do la de tim gai xuat tinh thoi ahahahahahah
May conMe Vit can deo gi toi 1 dollar ruoi, ma cung deo phai "lao dong xuat khau". ChiEm ta chi viec...lot tuot tuon tuot, phoi do nghe...tat tan tat. Rui thi cung duoc mot thangGia sap Chit nao do o HuiNgoai bat ke Vit, Dai, Sing, HanCuocXeng,.. zot di thui. Sang ben kia chi viec nam xoeChim ca caiLuong. Thang Chong nao ca chon, da dit no di gap....SpongeBob, chienGia bao ke dongdi Troi Au. The la chi viec nam xoeChim coi phim chuong dem bac cac. Rui thoi gian troi mau, tu ay Chim tui ...bung Nang Ha, puon puon khan goi wa muop zia tham QueNgoai, thi cung la VitKieu ThuThiet ma thui. Cu nhin Ma thangGia Chicago va Lasvegas thi ro. Can deo gi phai giong dzai long thong nhu...ket DaDen. Eehehehehehe!
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#74
Aug 2, 2010
 
Bads wrote:
Tui det can 10,000 de di xuat khau lao dong, tui chi can 100 do la de tim gai xuat tinh thoi ahahahahahah
ha ha ha must be insane after years of living in communism!!!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-pacific-...

Cu' xem di chu'c cho' Ho viet' truoc khi chet
la` CSVN muon nam
dun'g vay
muon nam bu' cac Mac Le Stalin va Mao
va` ta`n hai. vn
http://www.nguoi-viet.com/absolutenm/anmviewe...
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#75
Oct 1, 2011
 
xi nha.
nguoi viet uk

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Oct 1, 2011
 
zenom wrote:
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The name change imposed by the Hanoi Robber Party created many confusions and jokes
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Reports by Ho Chi Minh Police
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Ho chí Minh gái làng choi tu Hà Noi vào, di khách ngoai quoc re re ...
Ho Chi Minh 'lady of the night' from HaNoi,'competitive price' for foreigners ...
Thanh niên Hà Noi vào Ho Chí Minh toàn là bon sida ...
HaNoi young men coming to Ho Chi Minh are AID lot ...
Đung dái o Ho Chí Minh ...
Street peeing in Ho Chi Minh ...
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(In a travel journal entry)
Then - For $10, Miss Saigon love you long time ...
Now - For $10, Miss Ho Chi Minh love you long time ...
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(a guesthouse in SaiGon)
Miss Loi Ho Chi Minh in 'Co Giang'(Miss Giang)
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(The Economist, US)
Oh oh, Ho Chi Minh.(beauty pageants cropping up)(Asia)
Now the Vietnamese have awakened to their charms. Miss Ho Chi Minh is to be crowned on May 28th.
One of the leading contestants is a 19-year-old hairdresser called Miss Po Thi Kieu Khan.
In the manner of western beauty contests, she was chosen for the finals from among thousands of other swimsuited girls.
"I love peace and hate betrayal of love," she said in a nice amalgam of western and communist nonsense.
==========
==========
(Oops!!! An article in England, Sorry Miss Ho Chi Minh)
Ho Chi Minh mistress 'murdered by his comrades'- Telegraph
21 Jan 2009 ... But according to Ms Huong, Ho Chi Minh's saintly image was created at a dreadful cost. She claims that during the 1950s he had a mistress ...
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asi...
==========
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(A travel guide article)
Ho Chi Minh Must Sees
...these days that Vietnam’s capital is called Ho Chi Minh,
it’s a harder to romanticize about a man with the goatee
- than a melodic image of "Miss Saigon" in her ao dai and conical hat.
http://www.bootsnall.com/articles/08-11/ho-ch...
==========
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(Oops!!! Again, This keeps poping up !!!, Sorry Miss Ho Chi Minh)
Asia Finest Discussion Forum > Ho Chi Minh mistress killed by his ...
But according to Ms Huong, Ho Chi Minh's saintly image was created at a ...
Ms Huong also claims that, while dying in hospital, Ho Chi Minh ...
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Zenom
GANDHI : POVERTY IS THE WORST FORM OF VIOLENCE
Ngheo Kho La Hinh Thuc Bao Dong Tan Bao NHAT
----------
FREEDOM OF THOUGHT is The DNA of PROGRESS
Tu Do Tu Tuong La Can Ban Xay Dung Tien Bo Cho Nhan Loai
----------
Dang CSVN Rules by BRUTE Force and LIES (By Hooks or By Crooks)
Dang CSVN Cai Tri Bang Bao Luc va Gian Doi
==========
Power Corrupts - Absolute Power Corrupts Absolutely
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hay qua..

day la lan dau tien duoc doc nhung ban da viet,,.

is it very well wrote,,.
viet hay,,viet ro,,viet bang su that,, nhung gi da co xay ra,,.

xet nhan la bon cong sang hanoi rat la vo luong tri,,vo tri tue,,.

buon cho nhung nguoi dan viet con ket lai,,, ma da bi cong sang hanoi bat buoc phai lam NO LE cho ho ..

thank you for those links,,ZENOM

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