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HoChiMinh = Da^m Du.c, Hiep Da^m,Cuop Giu*.t, Giet da^n,

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#131
Sep 2, 2008
 
khi thang Ho` cuo'p nuoc' thi 60 nam sau van~ co' chuyen nay`
http://www.bbc.co.uk/vietnamese/vietnam/story...

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#132
Sep 4, 2008
 
Except VCs and HO Cho Ma who are rich and murderous bastards, all the rest are just like a poor dog
http://tintuc.timnhanh.com/xa_hoi/giao_duc/20...

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Sep 5, 2008
 
http://www.bbc.co.uk/vietnamese/vietnam/story...

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#134
Sep 8, 2008
 
An cuop' chom chia? la` ban? chat' cua? be` lu? Ho Cho Minh
http://www.nguoi-viet.com/absolutenm/anmviewe...

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http://www.nguoi-viet.com/absolutenm/anmviewe...

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#136
Sep 9, 2008
 
Thai and Malaysia ppls poop on Ho cho Minh face for this kind of paradise (well once upon the time, Ho cho Minh and VCs dreamed of helping Thai and Malaysian commies to create this kind of paradise)
http://tintuc.timnhanh.com/phap_luat/
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#137
Sep 10, 2008
 
Xa Hoi noa`i Khi? Nghe^ An mo*'i co' hie^.n tu*o*.ng la^`y :
http://www.vnexpress.net/GL/Phap-luat/2008/09...

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Sep 10, 2008
 
Doogy HCM wrote:
Xa Hoi noa`i Khi? Nghe^ An mo*'i co' hie^.n tu*o*.ng la^`y :
http://www.vnexpress.net/GL/Phap-luat/2008/09...
Nhieu` nguoi` bac' chuo*t' mau' dzam dzuc. va` tan` ac' cu?a thang` Ho` va Viet cong.
Va~ lai. VCong dau co' lay' luat. phap' lam` dau`..no' lay' bao. lu*c. cat' mang. lam` dau`-- do do' bao. luc. thong' tri. khap' moi. ngo~ ngach'

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Sep 11, 2008
 
http://www.bbc.co.uk/vietnamese/vietnam/story...

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Sep 11, 2008
 
Happy days

An Englishman, a Frenchman and a North Korean are having a chat. The Englishman says:“I feel happiest when I’m at home, my wool pants on, sitting in front of the fireplace.”

The Frenchman, a ladies’ man, says:“You, English people, are so conventional. I feel happiest when I go to a Mediterranean beach with a beautiful blond-haired woman, and we do what we’ve got to do on the way back.”

The North Korean man says:“In the middle of the night, the secret police knocks on the door, shouting: Kang Sung-Mee, you’re under arrest! And I say, Kang Sung-Mee doesn’t live here, but right next door! That’s when we’re happiest!”

Long Live Kim Jong Il!

Chang Man Yong works on a collective farm in North Korea. He goes fishing, gets lucky and brings a fish home. Happy about his catch, he tells his wife:“Look what I’ve got. Shall we eat fried fish today?”
The wife says:“We’ve got no cooking oil!”
“Shall we stew it, then?”
“We’ve got no pot!”
“Shall we grill it?”
“We’ve got no firewood!”
Chang Man Yong gets angry, goes back to the river, and throws the fish back into the water. The fish, happy to have had such a narrow escape, sticks its head out of the water and cheerfully yells:“Long live General Kim Jong Il!"

Move over, comrade!

Two men are talking on a Pyongyang subway train:
“How are you, comrade?”
“Fine, how are you doing?”
“Comrade, by any chance, do you work for the Central Committee of the Workers’ Party?”
“No, I don’t.”
“Have you worked for the Central Committee before?”
“No, I haven’t.”
“Then, are any of your family members working for the Central Committee?”
“Nope.”
“Then, get away from me! You’re standing on my foot!”

Bear hug

Kim Jong Il and Vladimir Putin are having a summit meeting in Moscow. During a break, they’re bored, and they decide to take a bet, to see whose bodyguards are more loyal.

Putin is on the 20th floor, and calls on his bodyguard Ivan, opens the window and says:“Ivan, jump!”
Sobbing, Ivan says:“Mr. President, how can you ask me to do that? I have a wife and child waiting for me at home...”

Putin sheds a tear himself, apologizes to Ivan, and sends him away.

Next, it’s Kim Jong Il's turn. He calls his bodyguard Lee Myung Man and yells:“Lee Myung Man, jump!” Not hesitating for a split second, Lee Myung Man is just about to jump out the window. Putin hugs Lee Myung Man to prevent him from jumping and says:“Are you out of your mind? If you jump out this window, you’ll die! This is the 20th floor!” Nevertheless, Lee Myung Man is still struggling, trying to escape Putin’s embrace and jump out the window:“President Putin, please let me go! I have a wife and child at home!”

Out of the mouths...

At High School No. 1 in Pyongyang, a girl brags to her teacher about the cat she’s got at home:“Our cat has just given birth to seven kittens. All of them just stick close to their mother, they feel really comfortable, and sleep all the time. They’re all true communists.”

A few days later, the teacher asks the girl:“Are the communist kittens at home growing up nicely?”

The girl says:“Comrade teacher, big trouble! They’ve all opened their eyes, and they’ve all renounced communism!”

Looking at the sun, and saying it is the moon

Child:“Mom, I’m hungry. I want rice.”
Mother:“I’m sorry, child. There’s no rice left.”
Child:“No rice! Why is there no rice? Our kindergarten teacher told us that if General Kim Jong Il points his finger to sand, it turns into rice. So, why is there no rice in our house?”
Mother:“Well, that’s a lie. No, what I actually meant to say was that’s a matter of deeply rooted belief.”
Child:“Mom, what’s deeply rooted belief?”
Mother:“Well, it’s a lie you’re supposed to believe.”

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#141
Sep 11, 2008
 
let's see how Ho Cho Ma' and VC liberated VN for few decades
http://www.rfa.org/english/women/bride-090220...

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Sep 12, 2008
 
http://www.rfa.org/vietnamese/vietnam/chinh-t...
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#144
Sep 15, 2008
 
Let see XHCN created by HCM increasing rapes, sexual assault, kidnapping .. in the second week of September 08
http://www.vnexpress.net/GL/Phap-luat/2008/09...

http://www.vnexpress.net/GL/Phap-luat/2008/09...
http://www.vnexpress.net/GL/Xa-hoi/2008/09/3B...

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#145
Sep 15, 2008
 
VCs thought that 3 million Viet lives were worth about 3 millions of assHoe Dongs, thus they destroyed humans to create this kind of humane society
http://tintuc.timnhanh.com/phap_luat/

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#146
Sep 15, 2008
 
Under the order by Chinese advisors, Ho cho Minh and VCs have murdered more than 100 thousands. Many of them are VCs themselves who came from well off landlords
http://www.osa.ceu.hu/files/holdings/300/8/3/...

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Sep 15, 2008
 
dumaHCM wrote:
Under the order by Chinese advisors, Ho cho Minh and VCs have murdered more than 100 thousands. Many of them are VCs themselves who came from well off landlords
http://www.osa.ceu.hu/files/holdings/300/8/3/...
http://answers.yahoo.com/quest ion/index?qid=20080712084041AA A1RO6
good balance view about past and current VCs

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Sep 16, 2008
 
http://www.bbc.co.uk/vietnamese/vietnam/story...
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#149
Sep 16, 2008
 
Them 1 con khi? con chau khi? gia` Nghe An cho^m chi?a. Sao khi? gia` Nghe An khong vo*. con ma` lai co' nhieu cha'u chi't chom chi?a ??? XH loai khi? ru*`ng Nghe An phai khen hay che^??
http://dantri.com.vn/Sukien/skphapluat/ghe-An...
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#150
Sep 16, 2008
 
If The bastar HuChoMing live again it's still say rape and sexual assault are passion of the apes creating animal farm called XHCN Vietnam.
http://tintuc.timnhanh.com/phap_luat/20080912...
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Sep 16, 2008
 
Doogy HCM wrote:
If The bastar HuChoMing live again it's still say rape and sexual assault are passion of the apes creating animal farm called XHCN Vietnam.
http://tintuc.timnhanh.com/phap_luat/20080912...
This is me, a stupid Viet Kieu eo-phe sucker.
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