What You Said - Barrymore Back on TV? After Michael Barrymore's...

Sandy wrote:

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Hello Cliffhanger!!!!
Thanks for the messages,read and understood.
Glad she is ok?
Yeah of course.
Don't worry Theobald is addressing the twigs.
No she is fine and well.
And really happy.
Yeah that's great.
And that news to.
Things are getting easier.
She is managing ok.
Thanks bye now.

Woggle Eye wrote:

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Now you see, this is whats getting me with you so called "Solicitor", and no doubt is on the minds of all other posters aswell & is why everyone is saying you're a fake:
Solicitors are paid to and take the time to find out addresses of people who are attacking their victims & send them OFFICIAL letters on OFFICIAL headed paper, not use a public message board.
There are "Internet Solicitors" who work solely online, but then they send "OFFICIAL" emails with OFFICIAL headers.
If you want people to stop attacking your *koff* client, then try one of these 2 options & maybe - just maybe, someone might take you seriously.
In the meantime, unitl either an official board Moderator emails us with a warning, or we hear anything OFFICIAL from a solicitor, as we have no proof whatsoever that you are who you claim to be, then we are free to do & say what we want!
And before you say the usual "mind your own business", "leave my client alone" etc, I have 3 solicitors in my family so I know how they work very well indeed.
Comprende?
Jolly good!

Solicitor wrote:

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do heed the warning of what I have already said and bollocks,so do I know how I work to.It does also state that you should not harrass a client of mine and don't play the game with me,I am qualified and know the rules,so stop harrassing my client ok,do heed the warning.
I would not normally post but your the ones who won't silence it,she is not writing anything but you continue your campaign,against her.
So what are the rules,if you think I don't know them,think again.

Solicitor wrote:

You are not free to harrass or abuse my client of a public message board and as my client asked you to stop and me,your still not adhearing to it.
You are not free to post abuse on a board of my client,so land yourself in it,you will.

solicitor wrote:

Just because you have not shared the same experiences you have become jealous of her successes when I say success it is success.
You don't exist in real life,you haven't got anyone to make you happy,if you did,you wouldn't be acting so mental.
Leave my client alone her happiness will remain within her heart for both the people she loves and get it thick bint,that is forever.
So go back to your life misery guts.

Solicitor wrote:

You are not free to harrass or abuse my client of a public message board and as my client asked you to stop and me,your still not adhearing to it.
You are not free to post abuse on a board of my client,so land yourself in it,you will.

Solicitor wrote:

You are not free to harrass or abuse my client of a public message board and as my client asked you to stop and me,your still not adhearing to it.
You are not free to post abuse on a board of my client,so land yourself in it,you will.

Thick Essex Bint wrote:

Hello, my name is Christine Guntrip.
I am a pretend solicitor. I am a
complete fake. I love Barrymore and
everybody hates me. Oh what a success I am!
I will marry my Idol and we will settle
down in a big house and I will turn my back
when he wants to shag men in my bed, I don't
mind as long as he utters sweet words to me,
for example "awight", which really turns me on.
I have stripped off on national tv for him and
gave him so much needed laughs for his act.
I have supported my Idol and he knows I am
his greatest stalker, erm sorry, I mean greatest
fan. Even his sister loves me and has
lots of lovely things to say about me. Not.
Oh well, I must go and see to the pansies -
no I don't mean my Idol, don't be rude!!
Bye for now mwah mwah!

Barrymores Baggage wrote:

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Finding Success the Gruntrip way:
1) Find a job cleaning up piss in a care home
2) Be a contestant on a crappy Barrymore gameshow
3) Get a divorce
4) Estrange yourself from your only daughter
5) Pretend to be pregnant on the internet
6) Write endless trashy letters to Barrymore
7) Live in Essex
8) Follow Barrymore round the country in the
hope he will "straighten out", realise
he loves you and marry you.
9) Pretend to be a solicitor even though you
know full well everybody's laughing
at you.
What a success you are Gruntrip!! I expect everyone is sooooo soooooo jealous of you. NOT!
PMSL! You stupid idiot, nobody here wants your
life. It is pitiful. How strange you are to think anyone is jealous! PMSL!!

Solicitor wrote:

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do heed the warning of what I have already said and bollocks,so do I know how I work to.It does also state that you should not harrass a client of mine and don't play the game with me,I am qualified and know the rules,so stop harrassing my client ok,do heed the warning.
I would not normally post but your the ones who won't silence it,she is not writing anything but you continue your campaign,against her.
So what are the rules,if you think I don't know them,think again.

Barrymores Baggage wrote:

FPMSL at all the crappy "solicitor" shite coming from Gruntrip, it's hysterically funny! Who does she think she is kidding? Only herself, because we all find it SO hilarious. What a complete
moron she is to think that we are buying her
ridiculous and banal "solicitor" efforts. OMG
I am wiping away tears of laughter. Christine,
you should sell your "solicitor" act to your
fake mate Barrymore cos he needs a new act
and a few jokes, and you've got more laughs on
here with that "solicitor" bullshit than he's had in the last ten years!!!
PMSL!!!

Woggle Eye wrote:

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I have tears running down my legs here!!!

solicitor wrote:

Yes I am a fake and there you are.
I am christine and yes toffboffs I admit it.
You are all so clever and I cannot fool you one bit
I wish I was as clever as you.
I am a thick bint with no writing skills or
brain and I am in awe of all you posters who are all so much better than me
I will stick it in my pipe and smoke it
I am pethetic
I hang my head in shame
I beg forgiveness from you all
sorry

BillyNoMates wrote:

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I still love you dearest and of course i forgive you. You are my soulmate and I love you. I am better now and haven't stalked anyone for 3 weeks.

BillyNoMates wrote:

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I think you will find it's piss not tears. Unless you have eyes connected to your fanny.