UEFA pleased with Euro 2012 preparations, says Ukraine

Have you installed proper sanitary facilities ?

Pissy is obsessed with toilets and perverted sexual acts, it shows what a toilet his pea sized brain is. :-)

I & my army are thinking of going to watch a game or two.
Perhaps, we may see your milkmaid & you performing in front of the stadium ?
What´s your latest number ?

Some say pouk is going to blow himself in front of those fans.

luky,

I´d rather set him on fire.
Would you contribute 1L of flammable liquid ?

Pouk is one big fart. He would burn like a candle.

So, you rather just strike some matches & let him have it.
If he burns excessively, we can urinate on him though.

ProU smells of horse shite ....he should burn like a lantern ...and then we can bury him with some roses .

Pesky army wrote:

I & my army are thinking of going to watch a game or two.
Perhaps, we may see your milkmaid & you performing in front of the stadium ?
What´s your latest number ?

You're banned from entering Ukraine and Poland, so like all other SLOwvaks you'll have to watch the matches on TV.
Luky, Uthera and Assandra will give you a personal performance at your cow shack

Great ProU, you can come along as well to the cow shed ..the flies need a half time snack and given your pong, you will be change from the constant cow dung.

BTW, bring you mon as well ..the flies love the smell of rotten fish .

I always wondered why the stink in here.
Now, I know the odor runs in his family.

Pro Ukraine wrote:

<quoted text>You're banned from entering Ukraine and Poland, so like all other SLOwvaks you'll have to watch the matches on TV.
Luky, Uthera and Assandra will give you a personal performance at your cow shack

TV??-- you give Slowvakia too much credit. They have just recently discovered that the news could be spread by printed sheets of paper (aka newspapers in more developed countries).

I cannot think of anything more disgusting than Uther and Assnadra getting it on.

Just because you UGly use newspaper to wipe your butt ?

Flash-- it hs just been revealed why there are no newspapers in Slowvakia-- the Slowvaks were using them to wipe their butts (except for certain Goat Herders who just stick their heads between their legs and lick things somewht clean).

Warrior Poet UG X wrote:

<quoted text>
TV??-- you give Slowvakia too much credit. They have just recently discovered that the news could be spread by printed sheets of paper (aka newspapers in more developed countries).
I cannot think of anything more disgusting than Uther and Assnadra getting it on.

Pissy and his criminal freinds managed to smuggle an old TV from Ukraine or a 'magic box' as Pissy calls it. He can receive TV signals from Ukraine, but Pissy has to use himself as an antenna by plugging his finger in the antenna socket, as they don't make antennas in SLOwvakia.

Interesting. Maybe the other places his finger have been explain why the picture on the smuggled TV is always tinted a shade of chocolate brown.

Warrior Poet UG X wrote:

Interesting. Maybe the other places his finger have been explain why the picture on the smuggled TV is always tinted a shade of chocolate brown.

Yes, Pissy thinks it's because he has a brown and white TV.

The power wires in Pissy's manure hut finally corroded from all the drippy goat turds and his power failed. Now he is trying to operate his 220 vac TV from a lemon with strip of zinc and one of copper (stolen from Brattyslobby University). He cannot understand why a 5 ma 1.2 vdc power cannot operate his 300 watt 220vac set. Oh well, just knowing that electricity exists has been a great step forwrd for Pissy and the other members of the Topix Stooges.

Waiting for the beginning of EURO-2012
I have no doubt that both Ukraine and Poland will do excellent job with organizing the championship.
That'll be a real heaven for football fans. My best regards to Ukranians and Polish people

Russian Literature Lover wrote:

Waiting for the beginning of EURO-2012
I have no doubt that both Ukraine and Poland will do excellent job with organizing the championship.
That'll be a real heaven for football fans. My best regards to Ukranians and Polish people

What a kind and civilized post! I hope you are right.
I also hope that the fans will act like civilized humans instead of like a tribe of crazed gorillas. We will see.