Will Ukraine Be Singing The Gazprom Song?

Of course, Ukrainkas will be singing Russian national anthem soon.
Sooner or later, it gets very cold & Ukrainkas will freeze their butts off or they dance to Gazprom´s music.

Ukrainkas will probably prefer to stick their tongue where the sun don't shine.

Recently, I have read, most of Ukrainkas are in rehearsal of Russian songs.

Just a little brush up is needed, they say.

Lukashenko is Dr Phil wrote:

Ukrainkas will probably prefer to stick their tongue where the sun don't shine.

Are you missing the sun, Luky? Only another couple of months and you may see that big yellow thing, which you haven't seen for months reappear in the sky of your miserable dark frozen depressing country.

How much did the new milkmaid cost ?

Pro Ukraine wrote:

<quoted text>Are you missing the sun, Luky? Only another couple of months and you may see that big yellow thing, which you haven't seen for months reappear in the sky of your miserable dark frozen depressing country.

Have you missed your daily doze of farts peasant.

Some say, Pouk the fart was sniffing daily in the dive he was just in.
Of course, his new milkmaid too.

Suggested policy to improve the Topix Forum: When it comes to Pissy, The Fish-faced Finn, Comrade Cassandra, or Uther (the Four Topix Stooges)-- don't read, don't rate, don't respond. They do not have anything of substance to say anyway. It will drive them crazy to think that their "Pearls of Wisdom" are falling in empty space (if they even have the brains to realize that nobody gives a big rat’s behind what they say).

The only way that Ukraine should ever sing the Gasprom song is if Putin's puppet, Yanucrookvich, dances to the right tune. However, in the meantime, it is certainly funny to watch the delegates from Slowvkia and Fintardia singing their little hearts out, singing just what they think Putin wants to hear, in hopes of preventing a gas cutoff to their impoverished countries. HOw funny, and silly.

The above UGly likes to sniff farts too.
He prefers Russian ones though.

Perhaps the Russkins piss all over our UGly guy...Americans love that type of thing .

Say the word Golden Shower ....

Poor Ya Boo--both of his brain cells are fixated on an unimportant, isolated incident. That is what happens when a neanderthal tries to converse with humans.

Speaking of GasProm song-- here is one of the latest versions:

Give us what we ask for please
or we'll cut the gas and you will freeze.
Of course we will not take the blame
We'll dump on someone else the shame.
All we ask is a nice price
1500% of real is nice.
Don't try to cut a better deal
or like a piglet we will squeal.
We really are such lovely guys
we offer such generous buys
unless the buyer gets too wise.
Then we'll cry up to the skies
They don't seem to like us-- WHY?

Ukra peasants got what they deserve because of their dirty tricks you idiot. Next time pay for the gas instead of stealing it.

Lukashenko is Dr Phil wrote:

Ukra peasants got what they deserve because of their dirty tricks you idiot. Next time pay for the gas instead of stealing it.

Pathetic, a Fintard supporting Russkies, what have they ever done for your country? Drinking too much of thay reindeer urine wine has addled your pea brain.

*that not thay

An idiot can not spell again.

I corrected the mistake, you idiot. You're so funny, Pissy, someone who's Engwish is as pathetic as yours, correcting other peoples English.

Pro Ukraine wrote:

<quoted text>Pathetic, a Fintard supporting Russkies, what have they ever done for your country? Drinking too much of thay reindeer urine wine has addled your pea brain.

What would you expect of a resident of a country which would name its capital "Hellstinky"?

To your ukrainka milkmaid the capital is just refered to as "The meal ticket".