created by: sunshine | Aug 17, 2012

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Is Pesky Army a Jew?

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  • No way Jose!
  • Oy vey, Jose!
  • Yes
  • Jew shmew
  • He's a gypsy
  • Would Luky have a Jewish boyfriend?
  • His religion is kielbasess
  • He's a nazi, how can he be a Jew?

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And tortilla ear rings. LOL
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When an Italian greets you with "chow", Abe, do you think he's inviting you to lunch?

BTW: How do you think you spell "chow" in Italian, Abe?

(this should be a good one) ;-)

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LFOD wrote:
Abe, I won't even bother to begin correcting your Spanish. Suffice it to say that it's a disaster.
Just a few quick examples:
Donde esta usted de?
The correct word order is:
De donde esta usted?
Senor, usted esta uno muy ignorante y estupido persona.
Usted 'es', no 'esta' in this instance. Then you use 'uno' with 'persona', mixing masculine and feminine.
"Usted es un ignorante y una persona muy estupida." is correct.
Look dude, you can't even conjugate the basic verbs 'Ser' y 'Estar' or avoid intermingling them, let alone basic word order or gender. And the sad part is, you don't even realize it.
In short, you're a clown.
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You are in no position to correct Abe,

your Spanish is atrocious.
Lukashenko is Dr Phil

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Ape is a mexican. No wonder the bastard is high all the time.

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Aug 21, 2012
 
Lukashenko is Dr Phil wrote:
Ape is a mexican. No wonder the bastard is high all the time.
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I'm sure you're a bigger one.
LFOD

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Dimitri100 wrote:
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You are in no position to correct Abe,
your Spanish is atrocious.
LOL

Look who's crawled up Abe's arse.

Let's have some examples from you, Precious. ;-)

I'm all ears.

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Aug 21, 2012
 
LFOD wrote:
Abe, I won't even bother to begin correcting your Spanish. Suffice it to say that it's a disaster.
Just a few quick examples:
Donde esta usted de?
The correct word order is:
De donde esta usted?
Senor, usted esta uno muy ignorante y estupido persona.
Usted 'es', no 'esta' in this instance. Then you use 'uno' with 'persona', mixing masculine and feminine.
"Usted es un ignorante y una persona muy estupida." is correct.
Look dude, you can't even conjugate the basic verbs 'Ser' y 'Estar' or avoid intermingling them, let alone basic word order or gender. And the sad part is, you don't even realize it.
In short, you're a clown.
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You're a bigger clown,

You don't say...de donde esta usted?

the right way is...donde esta usted?

it's right also to say...donde estas?

you can also say...donde estas tu?
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Dimitri100 wrote:
<quoted text>.
You're a bigger clown,
You don't say...de donde esta usted?
the right way is...donde esta usted?
it's right also to say...donde estas?
you can also say...donde estas tu?
LOL

You sir, are a bona fide dodo.

de donde esta usted?= where are you from?

donde esta usted?= where are you?

de donde = from where

donde = where

de = from

ergo: de + donde = from + where

Is it simple enough for you now? Now go away and stop bothering people.
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Aug 21, 2012
 
Let me put it in Russian if the English is too challenging for you.

ot kuda vi?= where are you from?

kudá vi?= where are you going?(going implied)

gde vi?= where are you?

Now, von ot suda, durak = vaya te, tonto = get lost. LOL

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LFOD wrote:
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LOL
You sir, are a bona fide dodo.
de donde esta usted?= where are you from?
donde esta usted?= where are you?
de donde = from where
donde = where
de = from
ergo: de + donde = from + where
Is it simple enough for you now? Now go away and stop bothering people.
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You talk total nonsense, due to the fact that, you do not speak either language,

using a translator on the Web, is all you're doing,

you do not have a clue of Spanish or Russian.

now piss off and stop truing to look smart, you dumb prick.
LFOD

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Just for your information:

Abe wrote, in improper word order:

Donde esta usted de?

Which is equivalent to:

Kuda vi ot?

It was transliterated from English, where you typically place 'from' at the end of 'where are you from?', but not in Spanish where it precedes the verb.

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trying
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Dimitri100 wrote:
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You talk total nonsense, due to the fact that, you do not speak either language,
using a translator on the Web, is all you're doing,
Well, not really but if you did, you'd find the answer.

Why not try and report back to me. I promise, I won't make you eat your words. ;-)

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LFOD wrote:
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Well, not really but if you did, you'd find the answer.
Why not try and report back to me. I promise, I won't make you eat your words. ;-)
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Piss off and stop trying to look smart, you dumb prick.
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Uh oh. Looks like somebody had a bad day. :(
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LFOD wrote:
Abe, I won't even bother to begin correcting your Spanish. Suffice it to say that it's a disaster.
Just a few quick examples:
Donde esta usted de?
The correct word order is:
De donde esta usted?
Senor, usted esta uno muy ignorante y estupido persona.
Usted 'es', no 'esta' in this instance. Then you use 'uno' with 'persona', mixing masculine and feminine.
"Usted es un ignorante y una persona muy estupida." is correct.
Look dude, you can't even conjugate the basic verbs 'Ser' y 'Estar' or avoid intermingling them, let alone basic word order or gender. And the sad part is, you don't even realize it.
In short, you're a clown.
LOL

Oh look who just crawled out of his rock and is getting all cocky now after he had his tail between his legs and was admitting he barely knew any Spanish.

All of a sudden, you are now a master of Spanish? LOL

So how do you know your comments on my Spanish are correct??
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#218
Aug 22, 2012
 
LFOD wrote:
When an Italian greets you with "chow", Abe, do you think he's inviting you to lunch?
BTW: How do you think you spell "chow" in Italian, Abe?
(this should be a good one) ;-)
Ciao in Italian,not Chow. Liv Fool Or Dead( LFOD) needs some language lessons.Funny.... these unilinguists are so pathetic.They should stick to what they are good at.
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AbeUG wrote:
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So how do you know your comments on my Spanish are correct??
Same reason that I know 2+2 = 4.

Jesus, Abe - instead of digging your hole deeper and deeper with every post, which is what dumbos do, just pick up a basic Spanish grammar or check your own pidgin Spanish on the internet.

You even confused me with your ser y estar confused gobbledegook.

You: "Donde esta usted de?"

Me: De donde esta usted?

Correct: De donde es usted?.

You might as well write: "donde esta usted, duh"

Here, check it yourself...ye of little faith and even less of anything else:

¿De dónde es usted? Lesson 03
www.radiolinguamedia.com/cbs/sampleguide-less...
File Format: PDF/Adobe Acrobat - Quick View

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LFOD wrote:
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Well, not really but if you did, you'd find the answer.
Why not try and report back to me. I promise, I won't make you eat your words. ;-)
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Hey idiot, hope this is simple enough for you.

De donde eres?= where are you from?

Donde estas?= where are you?
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LFOD wrote:
Let me put it in Russian if the English is too challenging for you.
ot kuda vi?= where are you from?
kudá vi?= where are you going?(going implied)
gde vi?= where are you?
Now, von ot suda, durak = vaya te, tonto = get lost. LOL
It would appear that LFOD is as usless at Russia as he is at Spanish.:-)

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