Is Pesky Army a Jew?

Created by sunshine on Aug 17, 2012

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No way Jose!

Oy vey, Jose!

Yes

Jew shmew

He's a gypsy

Would Luky have a Jewish boyfriend?

His religion is kielbasess

He's a nazi, how can he be a Jew?

LFOD

United States

#202 Aug 20, 2012
And tortilla ear rings. LOL
LFOD

United States

#203 Aug 20, 2012
When an Italian greets you with "chow", Abe, do you think he's inviting you to lunch?

BTW: How do you think you spell "chow" in Italian, Abe?

(this should be a good one) ;-)

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#204 Aug 21, 2012
LFOD wrote:
Abe, I won't even bother to begin correcting your Spanish. Suffice it to say that it's a disaster.
Just a few quick examples:
Donde esta usted de?
The correct word order is:
De donde esta usted?
Senor, usted esta uno muy ignorante y estupido persona.
Usted 'es', no 'esta' in this instance. Then you use 'uno' with 'persona', mixing masculine and feminine.
"Usted es un ignorante y una persona muy estupida." is correct.
Look dude, you can't even conjugate the basic verbs 'Ser' y 'Estar' or avoid intermingling them, let alone basic word order or gender. And the sad part is, you don't even realize it.
In short, you're a clown.
.

You are in no position to correct Abe,

your Spanish is atrocious.
Lukashenko is Dr Phil

Finland

#205 Aug 21, 2012
Ape is a mexican. No wonder the bastard is high all the time.

Since: Apr 11

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#206 Aug 21, 2012
Lukashenko is Dr Phil wrote:
Ape is a mexican. No wonder the bastard is high all the time.
.

I'm sure you're a bigger one.
LFOD

United States

#207 Aug 21, 2012
Dimitri100 wrote:
<quoted text>.
You are in no position to correct Abe,
your Spanish is atrocious.
LOL

Look who's crawled up Abe's arse.

Let's have some examples from you, Precious. ;-)

I'm all ears.

Since: Apr 11

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#208 Aug 21, 2012
LFOD wrote:
Abe, I won't even bother to begin correcting your Spanish. Suffice it to say that it's a disaster.
Just a few quick examples:
Donde esta usted de?
The correct word order is:
De donde esta usted?
Senor, usted esta uno muy ignorante y estupido persona.
Usted 'es', no 'esta' in this instance. Then you use 'uno' with 'persona', mixing masculine and feminine.
"Usted es un ignorante y una persona muy estupida." is correct.
Look dude, you can't even conjugate the basic verbs 'Ser' y 'Estar' or avoid intermingling them, let alone basic word order or gender. And the sad part is, you don't even realize it.
In short, you're a clown.
.

You're a bigger clown,

You don't say...de donde esta usted?

the right way is...donde esta usted?

it's right also to say...donde estas?

you can also say...donde estas tu?
LFOD

United States

#209 Aug 21, 2012
Dimitri100 wrote:
<quoted text>.
You're a bigger clown,
You don't say...de donde esta usted?
the right way is...donde esta usted?
it's right also to say...donde estas?
you can also say...donde estas tu?
LOL

You sir, are a bona fide dodo.

de donde esta usted?= where are you from?

donde esta usted?= where are you?

de donde = from where

donde = where

de = from

ergo: de + donde = from + where

Is it simple enough for you now? Now go away and stop bothering people.
LFOD

United States

#210 Aug 21, 2012
Let me put it in Russian if the English is too challenging for you.

ot kuda vi?= where are you from?

kudá vi?= where are you going?(going implied)

gde vi?= where are you?

Now, von ot suda, durak = vaya te, tonto = get lost. LOL

Since: Apr 11

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#211 Aug 21, 2012
LFOD wrote:
<quoted text>
LOL
You sir, are a bona fide dodo.
de donde esta usted?= where are you from?
donde esta usted?= where are you?
de donde = from where
donde = where
de = from
ergo: de + donde = from + where
Is it simple enough for you now? Now go away and stop bothering people.
.

You talk total nonsense, due to the fact that, you do not speak either language,

using a translator on the Web, is all you're doing,

you do not have a clue of Spanish or Russian.

now piss off and stop truing to look smart, you dumb prick.
LFOD

United States

#212 Aug 21, 2012
Just for your information:

Abe wrote, in improper word order:

Donde esta usted de?

Which is equivalent to:

Kuda vi ot?

It was transliterated from English, where you typically place 'from' at the end of 'where are you from?', but not in Spanish where it precedes the verb.

Since: Apr 11

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#213 Aug 21, 2012
trying
LFOD

United States

#214 Aug 21, 2012
Dimitri100 wrote:
<quoted text>.
You talk total nonsense, due to the fact that, you do not speak either language,
using a translator on the Web, is all you're doing,
Well, not really but if you did, you'd find the answer.

Why not try and report back to me. I promise, I won't make you eat your words. ;-)

Since: Apr 11

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#215 Aug 21, 2012
LFOD wrote:
<quoted text>
Well, not really but if you did, you'd find the answer.
Why not try and report back to me. I promise, I won't make you eat your words. ;-)
.

Piss off and stop trying to look smart, you dumb prick.
AbeUG

United States

#216 Aug 21, 2012
Uh oh. Looks like somebody had a bad day. :(
AbeUG

Bedminster, NJ

#217 Aug 21, 2012
LFOD wrote:
Abe, I won't even bother to begin correcting your Spanish. Suffice it to say that it's a disaster.
Just a few quick examples:
Donde esta usted de?
The correct word order is:
De donde esta usted?
Senor, usted esta uno muy ignorante y estupido persona.
Usted 'es', no 'esta' in this instance. Then you use 'uno' with 'persona', mixing masculine and feminine.
"Usted es un ignorante y una persona muy estupida." is correct.
Look dude, you can't even conjugate the basic verbs 'Ser' y 'Estar' or avoid intermingling them, let alone basic word order or gender. And the sad part is, you don't even realize it.
In short, you're a clown.
LOL

Oh look who just crawled out of his rock and is getting all cocky now after he had his tail between his legs and was admitting he barely knew any Spanish.

All of a sudden, you are now a master of Spanish? LOL

So how do you know your comments on my Spanish are correct??
Philip Alchurch

Cochrane, Canada

#218 Aug 22, 2012
LFOD wrote:
When an Italian greets you with "chow", Abe, do you think he's inviting you to lunch?
BTW: How do you think you spell "chow" in Italian, Abe?
(this should be a good one) ;-)
Ciao in Italian,not Chow. Liv Fool Or Dead( LFOD) needs some language lessons.Funny.... these unilinguists are so pathetic.They should stick to what they are good at.
AbeUG

United States

#219 Aug 22, 2012
AbeUG wrote:
<quoted text>
So how do you know your comments on my Spanish are correct??
Same reason that I know 2+2 = 4.

Jesus, Abe - instead of digging your hole deeper and deeper with every post, which is what dumbos do, just pick up a basic Spanish grammar or check your own pidgin Spanish on the internet.

You even confused me with your ser y estar confused gobbledegook.

You: "Donde esta usted de?"

Me: De donde esta usted?

Correct: De donde es usted?.

You might as well write: "donde esta usted, duh"

Here, check it yourself...ye of little faith and even less of anything else:

¿De dónde es usted? Lesson 03
www.radiolinguamedia.com/cbs/sampleguide-less...
File Format: PDF/Adobe Acrobat - Quick View

Since: Apr 11

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#220 Aug 22, 2012
LFOD wrote:
<quoted text>
Well, not really but if you did, you'd find the answer.
Why not try and report back to me. I promise, I won't make you eat your words. ;-)
.

Hey idiot, hope this is simple enough for you.

De donde eres?= where are you from?

Donde estas?= where are you?
Pro Ukraine

UK

#221 Aug 22, 2012
LFOD wrote:
Let me put it in Russian if the English is too challenging for you.
ot kuda vi?= where are you from?
kudá vi?= where are you going?(going implied)
gde vi?= where are you?
Now, von ot suda, durak = vaya te, tonto = get lost. LOL
It would appear that LFOD is as usless at Russia as he is at Spanish.:-)

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