Tattoo translation

I iz weally sowry Uthera, I didn't invwite dat fat bitch ASSandra, she just shoewed up. I tawt dat a wale has swim up da danube, den I felt a ertquake, it was ASSandra cuming ashwore. I twied to eskwape from hers but she fwound me and stwarted liking hers lips likes shes wanted to eats me. Yuze noes dat yours swasage is de only one Ize wants, pweaze forgives me Uthera. I iz riting dis from de gays brotel in Bwatislava.

I have really been trying to think. I have spent a long time to try to figure this out. But I have firmly made my decision. It is set in stone, I think. I will try and steal hmmm away from Lucy Luky.
I tried to get an airline ticket, but they said I had to be accompanied by an adult. I explained that I was a half-man child and should get a reduced fare. They gave me a sobriety test which I failed. Apparently they mistook my spinning eyes twirlling like pinwheels as signs of drugs.
So now, I have to try and attempt to think again about how I am going to get to Russia and hmmm.

Uretha Pendragon wrote:

I have really been trying to think. I have spent a long time to try to figure this out. But I have firmly made my decision. It is set in stone, I think. I will try and steal hmmm away from Lucy Luky.
I tried to get an airline ticket, but they said I had to be accompanied by an adult. I explained that I was a half-man child and should get a reduced fare. They gave me a sobriety test which I failed. Apparently they mistook my spinning eyes twirlling like pinwheels as signs of drugs.
So now, I have to try and attempt to think again about how I am going to get to Russia and hmmm.

My you sound so courageous.

Oh..... but Uretha Pee you have to be careful.

I get the feeling that Lucy Luky is the jealous type and he will fight you ferociously if you try to get your paws on hmmmm.

But look on the bright side. At least you will be giving hmmmm joy by him seeing that people are fighting over him :)

AbeUG wrote:

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My you sound so courageous.
Oh..... but Uretha Pee you have to be careful.
I get the feeling that Lucy Luky is the jealous type and he will fight you ferociously if you try to get your paws on hmmmm.
But look on the bright side. At least you will be giving hmmmm joy by him seeing that people are fighting over him :)

Yes, I am couragaeous. But when you have a severe sausage habit like I do, it just consumes you. My sausage addiction requires at least ten sausage injections per day, without it I get the sweats and shakes. It makes you desperate. It rules your life.
I will avoid any confrontation with that homicidal Lucy Luky idiot. I intened to just kidnap and rape hmmm a few times, and then dump hmmm in an alley.
Then that depressed, suicidal FinnTURD will have spoiled, sloppy seconds and thirds. Fourths, Fifths, Sixes, Sevens and eights. Hahaha. I think I may even carve my name on hmmm's butt. Hahaha. That will be my tattoo for hmmm. Hehe. My tattoo will read, "Kilroy was here". haha hehe.

Uretha Pendragon wrote:

I have really been trying to think. I have spent a long time to try to figure this out. But I have firmly made my decision. It is set in stone, I think. I will try and steal hmmm away from Lucy Luky.
I tried to get an airline ticket, but they said I had to be accompanied by an adult. I explained that I was a half-man child and should get a reduced fare. They gave me a sobriety test which I failed. Apparently they mistook my spinning eyes twirlling like pinwheels as signs of drugs.
So now, I have to try and attempt to think again about how I am going to get to Russia and hmmm.

tie yourself to cassandra when she next sets sail for Bratislava to see my nephew Pesky

Jen wrote:

Thanks for the replies. I also have found that "STRENGTH' is wytrzymalosc. But it tells me that the meaning of this form is endurance, not power. Is this correct? I am just trying to make sure that before I mark my body I don't make the wrong choice. Different translating sites give me diff words. Also I found one site that said using WIARA would not be a good choice???? It said that it can mean a gathering of people? Noth the same as the English word "Faith" (to trust or have confidence). Truth in this?

Jen, if you have more Polish language requests, it's better go to more reputable site where there are ACTUALLY Polish people from Poland to give you advice. There is this forum in English about Poland, they have Polish language section. www. allthingspolish.net

AUNT PAVLOVA wrote:

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tie yourself to cassandra when she next sets sail for Bratislava to see my nephew Pesky

No way ! Pissy has activated his SLOvak neo-nazi troops to shoot ASSandra on sight. Besides, I never liked that fat, supersized idiot anyway. I am heading to Finland by row boat. I hope to tie on an ocean going garbage scow that has a lucrative business with dumping the worlds garbage in Finland. I have personal business with Lucy Luky's boyfriend hmmm. Hehe. Hmmm lives in Saint Petersburg, Russia.

Enjoy yer dirty self there (sighs) I don't know, you kielbasa jockeys will go to the other end of the earth for some action ;-)

You have to understand that we are hated by everyone. The other poofters hate us as well. So we inter-breed, for a lack of a better description. We also sausage love Stefanya too. She is related to ASSandra.

I finally found land and came ashore. I don't know where I am though, it's very dark and cold, or I think it is, people are well wrappedq up, but I can't feel the cold, because of my super insulated fat. The people here seem very depressed and suicidal, lots of alcoholics around, one of them peeded down my leg, which he thought was a tree trunk.
I miss being at sea, plenty to eat there, I've only eaten a few squirrels and a small reindeer here, I'm feeling very hungry.
I'm such a dope, I've just realised where I am, Finland, of course! Now I'm going to go and find Luky and squash him, that'll teach him to try and blow up my Pissy Wissy. I hope I find something to eat before I get there.

No doubt about it Assandra..you're in the land of the ever depressives..Finland!

Depressive ? I still have not looked around. The moment I floated up on shore, I saw food. Lots of stray dogs and cats, piles of clam shells and tons of fish drying on clothes lines. I am slowly trying to make my way into a forest where I thought I saw a herd of Reindeer. That has wetted my appetite.

LOL

ASSandra will never find me, there's no transport here strong enough to carry her and the lazy fat cow won't walk this far. I live so far from civilization, that it takes me a week by reindeer and sleigh to get to the nearest village, I bought fifty bottles of vodka the last time I was there, it's the only comfort I have when my dear hmmm is not with me. I'm so depressed, I haven't seen any daylight for five months and I'm down to my last two logs to keep me warm, I hope that hmmm will arrive soon, but he keeps making some excuse that he has business at the Kremlin, private business with Putin, I wonder what that could be? I know that my hmmm would never cheat on me, if he did I might wish that ASSandra was here, no not so that she could squash me,so that I could use her excess fat to keep warm and then start dreaming about amp, I'm sure that he's another Russian sausage lover.

....oohhhhhh godddddd it's sooooooo dark here :-(

I came to look for Lukky but I can't see a damn thing, wheres my torch?

Lukky Lukky come here darling

Go home Putin, I don't want your sausage. I find you really attractive and manly, but your sausage is tainted as I know that you have given it to Pissy, Uthera and Medvedev. The only sausage I want is that of my darling hmmm. Where are you hmmm? I'm running out of vodka and I'm soooo depressed without you, bring some vodka with you and some coal, then we can both cuddle up near the fire. I miss you hmmm, please come soon, my Russian sausage.

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Uh ! Oh! Me thinks I made a bad decision. I am still stuck half on the beach and half in the water. I forgot about getting stuck in the ice. Now, the Finnish villagers are taking advantage of me and my being a source of heat . They have been hacking slabs of my blubber with flaying knives, and dragging it away on sleds. I lost a couple of hundred pounds already. They are probably making candles out of me as I post.
I am gonna squash that Lucy Luky to death, and eat that depressed worm raw. I hate him. If only I can get unstuck from this dammed ice. I need food. My stomach is growing so loud now, people all over Finland think that the frigging russians are dropping bombs on them. Now, here comes more of them villagers to cut more of my blubber off. At least I can eat some of them when they get to close. I already ate three dozen of those depressing turds.

Hehe With ASSandra beached like a whale there's no way that she'll come here now. She could be on that beach for some time though, she's got enough blubber to keep a small town warm for three years. I've got nothing to heat myself now, I'm having to sleep with my reindeers to keep warm, but they give me some comfort while my beloved hmmm is not here. Where is that damned hmmm? I'm begining to think that maybe he doesn't love me and has found another sausage, If it's Putin then one of my home made bombs will be on it's way to the Kremlin, hehe.

AbeUG wrote:

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My you sound so courageous.
Oh..... but Uretha Pee you have to be careful.
I get the feeling that Lucy Luky is the jealous type and he will fight you ferociously if you try to get your paws on hmmmm.
But look on the bright side. At least you will be giving hmmmm joy by him seeing that people are fighting over him :)

Yes my dear BF! I love you!
I will fight for you!
!