Dead man not dead

podunk wrote:

I was under the impression that the undertaker takes the blood out of a person and replaces it with salt water, how could a person live with salt water in their veins? but those pollocks are different..!!

It didn't get to the embalming stage yet where blood is taken out, so you don't need to trash Poles as "pollocks".

Eddie wrote:

Sounds like some kind of Polish joke.

There is no need for anti-Polish slurs.

Of course the Big Lib media puts a magnifying glass on Poland when these things happen. Forget about all the crazy things happening in every country across the world every day.

Abraham L. UG?

BonJayne wrote:

I said, " I'm not dead yet!!!!"

Me neither. I'm alive and kick'n!!!!!! I'm building those internal strengths of Serenity.

What about all the crazy things going on in the countries near Poland?

If he's not dead then he can't technically be a 'dead man'.

podunk wrote:

I was under the impression that the undertaker takes the blood out of a person and replaces it with salt water, how could a person live with salt water in their veins? but those pollocks are different..!!

I've seen Southerners use an inordinate amount of salt on their food. He was probably a southern man and therefore, very used to it.

BonJayne wrote:

I said, " I'm not dead yet!!!!"

That reminds me of the quote of Mark Twain that rumors of his death had been greatly exaggerated or something to that effect.

Abe UG wrote:

Of course the Big Lib media puts a magnifying glass on Poland when these things happen. Forget about all the crazy things happening in every country across the world every day.

Are you Irish?

excuses and more excuses by the above ape !
How often do you chaps read about so many strange occurrences as we read about polakia ?
Let´s simplify.
Polakia is very much backwards, therefore many strange things will happen there.

M I B wrote:

They thought he was dead ; He was only DEAD ASLEEP.

Bet you are a Pollock,

Isn't that a shellfish? If I were a shellfish, i'd be an oyster.

Stephany McDowell wrote:

Isn't that a shellfish? If I were a shellfish, i'd be an oyster.

Did you wet your hair this morning ? or did you pee through a garden hose???

BonJayne wrote:

I said, " I'm not dead yet!!!!"

He must have taken the OBAMA healthcare bill seriously! You know the part about staying alive after 65? Thought he'd euthanize himself without the help of the government. LOL

podunk wrote:

I was under the impression that the undertaker takes the blood out of a person and replaces it with salt water, how could a person live with salt water in their veins? but those pollocks are different..!!

This happened in Europe; they don't do that over there. I would sue this reckless doctor; totally. But I think it's very difficult over there to go after a doc who messed up.

Abe UG wrote:

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LOL
Yeah we have to keep an eye on her ;)

'Her??'

It's a him for sure with a womans name (for some strange reason)

Pesky army wrote:

excuses and more excuses by the above ape !
How often do you chaps read about so many strange occurrences as we read about polakia ?
Let´s simplify.
Polakia is very much backwards, therefore many strange things will happen there.

WHAT about all the strange occurences in your Slowvakia and Russia?? Like just recently when the Slowvak police put EXPLOSIVES in airplane baggage to Ireland which potentially could have blown up the airplane. Then the Slowvak police had the nerve to try to blame it on the Irish.

Slowvaks have no common sense - planting plastic explosives in airplane baggage
http://www.youtube.com/watch...
Rachael Maddow on Slovakia
http://www.youtube.com/watch...
Slowvak security send bombs to Ireland on airplane for fun
http://www.youtube.com/watch...

Slowvak police ENCOURAGE kids to beat each other up.
Slovak police abuse
http://www.youtube.com/watch...

What about the constant weird stories coming out of your homeland Russia?

Russians play “DARE THE TRAIN” and lie on train tracks with trains going above them.
http://thepirata.com/stupid-russian-game-call...

Firemen can’t put out fire since Russian security told them they have orders “not to let anyone in” before the fire
http://englishrussia.com/...

Russians eat other Russians for lunch and then sell remaining body parts as Shish Kebobs to Russian stores
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/art...

Stupid Russians play with fireworks inside very flammable Nightclub building and burn it down killing over 100 people. Russian Nightclub refused to make its building safer despite many demands from the authorities and after similar tragedies across the world. Russians president called Russian Nightclub management and Fireworks people BRAINLESS and WITHOUT CONSCIENCE
http://www.wolz.com/cc-common/news/sections/n...
http://abclocal.go.com/kabc/story...

Russian hacker comes back to US so he can be caught.
http://news.softpedia.com/news/Americans-Catc...

Russians evict people from houses into the cold
http://www.gulf-times.com/site/topics/article...

Russians can’t help being drunk
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/11/03/world/europ...

Pesky what about all the strange occurences in your Slowvakia and Russia?

Still Oldies wrote:

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He must have taken the OBAMA healthcare bill seriously! You know the part about staying alive after 65? Thought he'd euthanize himself without the help of the government. LOL

oh no!!!! soylent green....is....people

Apparently they do not embalm.. Oh my..