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Western Men & Filipina Spouses Age Difference

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Go Blue

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Nov 13, 2009
 
Please identify Alvin.....

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Nov 13, 2009
 

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He is a chipmunk.

You asked for it.

And I couldn't help it.
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#942
Nov 13, 2009
 
Go Blue wrote:
Please identify Alvin.....
i think he is the one in the 20s post, but im not sure??
gorgeous

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Alvin Butler Curren-AKA- AlvinBC ... Beware of him he is a dangerous man.He uses the name of God to cover up of he he is . HE IS THE DEVIL ..TO ALL FILIPINA BEWARE THIS MAN >HE IS ENSANE!!!
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Nov 15, 2009
 
gorgeous wrote:
Alvin Butler Curren-AKA- AlvinBC ... Beware of him he is a dangerous man.He uses the name of God to cover up of he he is . HE IS THE DEVIL ..TO ALL FILIPINA BEWARE THIS MAN >HE IS ENSANE!!!
seems like u know this man!? and u don't like him!?

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The following is dedicated to the older men and youger women.

An 86-year-old
man went to his doctor for his
quarterly
check-up...

The doctor asked
him how he was feeling, and the
86-year-old said ,'Things are
great and I've never felt better.'
I now have a 20 yr-old bride who
is pregnant with my child.

'So what do
you think about
that Doc ?'

The doctor
considered his question for a minute and
then began to
tell a story.
'I have an older friend, much like you, who is an
avid hunter
and never misses a
season.'

One day he was
setting off to go hunting.

In a bit of a hurry, he
accidentally picked up his walking cane
instead of his
gun.'

'As he neared a lake, he came across a very large
male beaver
sitting at the water's
edge.

He realized he'd
left his gun at home and so he couldn't shoot the magnificent
creature. Out of habit he raised his cane, aimed it at the
animal as if it were his favorite hunting rifle, and went
'bang, bang'..'

'Miraculously,
two shots rang out and the beaver fell
over dead..

Now, what do you think of that ?' asked
the doctor.

The 86-year-old
said,
'Logic would strongly suggest that somebody
else
pumped a couple of rounds into that
beaver.'
The doctor
replied,'My point
exactly.'

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Vernon, CT

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Pokwang wrote:
The following is dedicated to the older men and youger women.
An 86-year-old
man went to his doctor for his
quarterly
check-up...
The doctor asked
him how he was feeling, and the
86-year-old said ,'Things are
great and I've never felt better.'
I now have a 20 yr-old bride who
is pregnant with my child.
'So what do
you think about
that Doc ?'
The doctor
considered his question for a minute and
then began to
tell a story.
'I have an older friend, much like you, who is an
avid hunter
and never misses a
season.'
One day he was
setting off to go hunting.
In a bit of a hurry, he
accidentally picked up his walking cane
instead of his
gun.'
'As he neared a lake, he came across a very large
male beaver
sitting at the water's
edge.
He realized he'd
left his gun at home and so he couldn't shoot the magnificent
creature. Out of habit he raised his cane, aimed it at the
animal as if it were his favorite hunting rifle, and went
'bang, bang'..'
'Miraculously,
two shots rang out and the beaver fell
over dead..
Now, what do you think of that ?' asked
the doctor.
The 86-year-old
said,
'Logic would strongly suggest that somebody
else
pumped a couple of rounds into that
beaver.'
The doctor
replied,'My point
exactly.'
Very good! Thanks for the laugh!
Go Blue

West Palm Beach, FL

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Nov 16, 2009
 

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Cute, but PETA would never agree with the shooting of beavers....lol......funny how beaver shot brings another image to mind....

“I LOVE MY HUSBAND.”

Since: Sep 09

Caution: I speak my mind.

ISP: Smyrna, GA

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#948
Nov 16, 2009
 

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A woman's bottom is also known as beaver.
Go Blue

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just yours baby, just yours.....

“I LOVE MY HUSBAND.”

Since: Sep 09

Caution: I speak my mind.

ISP: Smyrna, GA

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#950
Nov 16, 2009
 
Go Blue wrote:
just yours baby, just yours.....
Why do they call the women's bottom as a beaver anyway?

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Since: Sep 09

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Pokwang wrote:
The following is dedicated to the older men and youger women.
An 86-year-old
man went to his doctor for his
quarterly
check-up...
The doctor asked
him how he was feeling, and the
86-year-old said ,'Things are
great and I've never felt better.'
I now have a 20 yr-old bride who
is pregnant with my child.
'So what do
you think about
that Doc ?'
The doctor
considered his question for a minute and
then began to
tell a story.
'I have an older friend, much like you, who is an
avid hunter
and never misses a
season.'
One day he was
setting off to go hunting.
In a bit of a hurry, he
accidentally picked up his walking cane
instead of his
gun.'
'As he neared a lake, he came across a very large
male beaver
sitting at the water's
edge.
He realized he'd
left his gun at home and so he couldn't shoot the magnificent
creature. Out of habit he raised his cane, aimed it at the
animal as if it were his favorite hunting rifle, and went
'bang, bang'..'
'Miraculously,
two shots rang out and the beaver fell
over dead..
Now, what do you think of that ?' asked
the doctor.
The 86-year-old
said,
'Logic would strongly suggest that somebody
else
pumped a couple of rounds into that
beaver.'
The doctor
replied,'My point
exactly.'
So the 86 years old could be shooting blank and his wife got impregnated by someone else. Or,that he is that old to even get it up. That's what the doctor was saying.:-) Either way,the joke is pretty funny.

“"I make it look easy!"”

Since: Apr 09

Aguadilla,Puerto Rico

ISP: Rialto, CA

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#952
Nov 16, 2009
 
_Space1 wrote:
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So the 86 years old could be shooting blank and his wife got impregnated by someone else. Or,that he is that old to even get it up. That's what the doctor was saying.:-) Either way,the joke is pretty funny.
Hey Space,did they delete our their in the AA forum? I was going to reply but I couldn't find it. Maybe I'll start a thread on this forum.
Go Blue

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#953
Nov 16, 2009
 
Space 1, i thought the joke was that she must be sleeping around? I guess i just did'nt get it....

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KING JABBAR wrote:
<quoted text>Hey Space,did they delete our their in the AA forum? I was going to reply but I couldn't find it. Maybe I'll start a thread on this forum.
Hey there King Jabbar. Nice to see you here! Are you talking about this thread at AA forums?

I reported it to get deleted because it is too foul. I didn't know it got deleted because it is still popping out at my reply bottom. Anyway,see if you can open it. I answered your post to me there.

http://www.topix.com/forum/afam/T67KL7U3RVN6B...

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#955
Nov 16, 2009
 
Go Blue wrote:
Space 1, i thought the joke was that she must be sleeping around? I guess i just did'nt get it....
Yup,that was also what the joke is all about.

“I LOVE MY HUSBAND.”

Since: Sep 09

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#956
Nov 16, 2009
 
KING JABBAR wrote:
<quoted text>Hey Space,did they delete our their in the AA forum? I was going to reply but I couldn't find it. Maybe I'll start a thread on this forum.
King Jabbar,you can also find me in my thread at HS forum. Feel free to post and just ignore the troll.

http://www.topix.com/forum/news/sex/T1NRBLPUC...

“"I make it look easy!"”

Since: Apr 09

Aguadilla,Puerto Rico

ISP: Rialto, CA

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#958
Nov 16, 2009
 
_Space1 wrote:
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King Jabbar,you can also find me in my thread at HS forum. Feel free to post and just ignore the troll.
http://www.topix.com/forum/news/sex/T1NRBLPUC...
Okay,I'll check it out.
ELIAS IBARRA

Barrigada, Guam

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_Space1 wrote:
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So the 86 years old could be shooting blank and his wife got impregnated by someone else. Or,that he is that old to even get it up. That's what the doctor was saying.:-) Either way,the joke is pretty funny.
Space 1,

The doctor himself who told the story impregnated the wife of the 86 years old!!! This is usually what happens if you have an old man!!!
ELIAS IBARRA

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Go Blue wrote:
Cute, but PETA would never agree with the shooting of beavers....lol......funny how beaver shot brings another image to mind....
Blue,
PETA protects animals but they always give the go signal for the killing of humans!!! You can't hear them complaining but you could see them raising thumbs-up when children are killed and maimed in the Middle East!!!
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