how to immigrate into norway?

thank you very much for help! but is it social there? i mean if you come there to arbetsförmedling or what it calls there say you want work can they help you to get a place to stay in for a time?? or you must have your own founds to get a place to stay??

jakob wrote:

thank you very much for help! but is it social there? i mean if you come there to arbetsförmedling or what it calls there say you want work can they help you to get a place to stay in for a time?? or you must have your own founds to get a place to stay??

You need your own funds.

blacks stay away from scandinavia!

damn i dont have own founds for that.... when i work there is they payment enough to live in a small appartment or some cheap shit like other swedish does?

Which is the easiest way to immigrate to Norway?

Just get a one-way ticket and show up at the Oslo airport and cry loud and weep before the immigration officers: "I AM POOR AND A MUSLIM TOO!".

Just make sure you are NOT white. You must be a non-white to qualify.

Then you should be provided residence permit and lifelong benefits and state support. You will be better cared for then their own elderly.

Peron can you please send me your MSN ID i really want to talk about this i just need some information please i be very thankfull.

www.nav.no is the Norwegian job centre, the police are not there to help you find work.
If you are a european citizen you are able to work in Norway under the EEA regulations.

bro i know that but im worried about that the work they will give that the payment is not enought to get a place to live in cuz i dont have own founds for that i have around 7000 swedish krones thats all....

This comment is directed at "I dont like you - Richmond, Canada" .... Its insecure and ignorant people like you, who are responsible for the racial divide worldwide. Do you have the foggiest about things like international relations, diplomacy ...
? Are you even aware of things like 'negative population growth'? Prabably not, but then IGNORANCE IS BLISS .. right? And what are you doing here .... wanna help, help ... otherwise get a move on ...

yeah 'i dont like you' we are real losers.. you wouldnt survive more than a week in some places in middle east or india..

ISAK wrote:

iam african man i would like to get norwegian girl friend inorder to get permenent residence permit. so what i need how and where i can get a norwegian ladies? and any body inform me wether is true becouse i hear that norwegian womens are honest? thank you for your advice and i will be appriciated.

Arrrgh hahahaha. Oh man, you crack me up! You sound like a fucking bum! hahahahha. There's NO WAY a decent norwegian woman would be interested in any propositions from a parasite like yourself. Your best bet is to target a seriously ugly, desperate, lonely woman who just wants to have a kid with a random African guy. I don't fancy your chances though, kiddo. Norwegian women are generally spoilt, highly educated, travelled and expect a lot. Unless you can bring some serious game, honestly, I think that your better off in Sweden. There's more women there, so logically there's a higher percentage chance of leaching onto a swede. Good luck!

Jakob, dont know about the loser part ... have managed OK for the last 7 months. However, comments like these on the Net dont make the locals any friendlier towards westerners ... so, while some guys have all the fun, sittin' at home and tappin' on the keyboard, guys livin' in a particular country are left to face the music .... cheers!!

ISAK yeah thats true.. to get that girls you think about you must have money its almost the same with swedish girls they parents are often very rich and they get spoiled.. but if you want to ´live in norway without problems beacuse you are african take the buss from sweden without id nothing when you come there go to the police say you are from somalia or something, you parents died in war you got nothing left then you get free house that the state pay for you they give you money etc. i live in sweden to i could do that to but im russian they will never let me in im going there to work soon i have citizenship in sweden and if you have swedish citizenship to you can just come there and start working without visa nothing

No thanks! No more Asians or Moslems or any other parasites in the Western World!

how can i apply for an immigration to norway are there condition plz can anyone help me ??? thnx

Lars wrote:

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Arrrgh hahahaha. Oh man, you crack me up! You sound like a fucking bum! hahahahha. There's NO WAY a decent norwegian woman would be interested in any propositions from a parasite like yourself.

From what I have seen, all Africans in Scandinavia are bums and parasites. They should have their worthless black a$$es kicked out of Scandinavia forthwith.

heyyyy wrote:

how can i apply for an immigration to norway are there condition plz can anyone help me ??? thnx

Forget it. No more towelheads or coons in Scandinavia. Enough worthless Somalis, Nigerians, Iraqis and Turks already.

in Finland we dont want africans
Europe is for white people

guys please stop being racist every nation have a good side and a bad side so you are trying to say that scandinavians are perfect? please stop being like children only cuz a person is black dosent mean that he is bad!

The color of one's skin has nothing to do with the need to stop immigration of foreigners to any country. The major problem is that the minorities want special treatment and benefits to suit their original culture and they want to immigrate their entire families also. To hell with them! That's being Parasites!!