Moving to Norway any tips?

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Stephen wrote:

I cannot recommend moving to Norway. 90% of the good things about the country are only possible because of oil money.
It's winter 10 months of the year. The polar nights are inhuman. The people are basically cold too. I lived there for MONTHS before someone actually said something unsolicited to me (ie before I had started talking to them first), that should ring warning bells. The food is terrible, everything costs a fortune and the whole country seems to be hibernating 10 months of the year. I would sum it up (good and bad) as beautiful nature, expensive, cold (people and temperature), boring and easy.

Well, I tried to move from Norway to the Netherlands, and you were right about the coldness of the Norwegians. I instantly found the Dutchmen to be much friendlier and warmer - until I found out why.
They were paedophiles.

Hi, here is a website with little information on what you should expect to be your first steps.
www.workabroadinfo.com/norway
Good luck ;)

come to norway suckers, freeze your rank arses off, get ignored and sneered at as a suck-up from everyone you meet, and robbed and ripped off and back stabbed of your kroner, from anyone who bothers to talk to you

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My boyfriend and I are both Canadian and he wants to become a police officer in Canada, however we may move to Norway in about 5 or more years and I was wondering if he would be able to be a police officer there? Or would he have to find another career?

It rains a lot in Bergen, but besides maby the coolest city, if you're coming here because of the nature and stuff, i would recomand Tromsø/Tromso.
It's a city far north. It's is known for itæs good student societies.

I come to Tromso, it is land nort full of euthnasia wanting scandinavian who want to believe politic lies correct? We tell lies for funding. We cause no politic trouble, we will lie as you for funding. We dress scandinavia to fit in so you look like us. No burka. We have white coats for chemical labor totry. We bring many years euthanasia experience for your euthanasia care medical systemics. I am told the nort wants Muslims the most. Muslim MD needed there to practice in euthanasia health care pogrom. We bring our chemical euthanasia 7 much experience to your nort Tromso systemics. We are Muslim MD with chemical engineering experience to test in you. We will go to your University. What is top university name? than you.

My daughter Jamilla is a chemical engineer to drug the nort wild men with euthanasia health care. we will work in delivery in your euthanasia care systemics. My husband Fairiz has many euthanasia chemicals to give you for funding him. Than you.

Dont move there ! it is not a good place to live and has a terrible climate . Also not very freindly , and hard to intergrete . I would suggest anywhere but here . I been here 10 years and have hated it .
I am from Uk .

Ida wrote:

My boyfriend and I are both Canadian and he wants to become a police officer in Canada, however we may move to Norway in about 5 or more years and I was wondering if he would be able to be a police officer there? Or would he have to find another career?

Yes, that should be ok. Just come to Norway and be a cop, please come right away and dont botherwaiting for five or more years. They dont speak English in Norway but never mind your boyfriend should be able to deal with the locals using sign language and just generally waving his arms around. Doughnuts could be a problem though because that particular food item is considered gourmet and is not easy to find. There are no Starbucks in Norway either, apart from the departure lounge at Oslo airport. Just mention my name on your application form and everything should be honky dory.

Any tips? personally I would take enough cyanide pills for your entire party. The winter season normally lasts at least 6 months by most people's standards. It really is an inhospitable, inhuman land, and when one invariably falls into a deep, unrecoverable depression. One will find a buch of online idiots recommending sking, glacial trekking, white water rafting, etc. However these activities cost an absolute fortune in Norway. The price of adequate sports clothing is a real stomach churner. The cost of proper sports equipment is enough to make one instantaneously vomit. Not to mention all the so called "good stuff" requires private transport. The price of buying or renting a car in Norway is enough in itself to invest in a gun. As a foreigner one will most likely be earning peanuts. A typical slave wage is well under kr 300 000 per anum before tax and deductions. That's about enough to breathe, eat, drink, excreet, wash, and sleep. However most foreigners will be on a combo of NAV benefits and temp work as not many Norwegians would be interested in hiring a non Norwegian. This so called "high standard of living" is reserved for the top tier, ethnic norwegians. Norway is a modern day case study in apartheid. Honestly don't move, most western people dislike it here. If your village has just been raised to the ground by genocidal maniacs, yeah i'll concede Norway is a step up. If you have anything resembling a life right now. Do not give it up by moving to this nationalistic, socialistic, bigoted, zombi nuthouse.

Some tips wrote:

Any tips? personally I would take enough cyanide pills for your entire party. The winter season normally lasts at least 6 months by most people's standards. It really is an inhospitable, inhuman land, and when one invariably falls into a deep, unrecoverable depression. One will find a buch of online idiots recommending sking, glacial trekking, white water rafting, etc. However these activities cost an absolute fortune in Norway. The price of adequate sports clothing is a real stomach churner. The cost of proper sports equipment is enough to make one instantaneously vomit. Not to mention all the so called "good stuff" requires private transport. The price of buying or renting a car in Norway is enough in itself to invest in a gun. As a foreigner one will most likely be earning peanuts. A typical slave wage is well under kr 300 000 per anum before tax and deductions. That's about enough to breathe, eat, drink, excreet, wash, and sleep. However most foreigners will be on a combo of NAV benefits and temp work as not many Norwegians would be interested in hiring a non Norwegian. This so called "high standard of living" is reserved for the top tier, ethnic norwegians. Norway is a modern day case study in apartheid. Honestly don't move, most western people dislike it here. If your village has just been raised to the ground by genocidal maniacs, yeah i'll concede Norway is a step up. If you have anything resembling a life right now. Do not give it up by moving to this nationalistic, socialistic, bigoted, zombi nuthouse.

Yes, all of the above is true and good advice.Add into the mix the fact that most of the natives consider themselves experts on just about any subject and world champions at everything.This can really get on your nerves. I had an argument with one of these beacons of wisdom recently.He tried to tell me that Norway had a rich food culture. I pointed out to him that if you want food culture then one needs to visit France or Italy. I then asked for some examples of this culture.His reply was lapscouse ( simple stew which is cooked in most countries ) and fårikal ( a greasy mix of cabbage and mutton boiled to bejaysus in a pot ). He was serious too. Most Norwegians go around with their heads up their own asses believing they, and their dull and bleak country, is the greatest thing on this earth. Best tip is stay on the plane and go somewhere more progressive, Denmark for example.

Yes, most Norwegians are insufferable, and yes they do believe they are the experts, the final word, the first word, the last word, the champions, kings, queens, masters, geniuses. beacons of everything, owners of earth and creators of the universes.

To sit at a table full of Norwegians is an insuffereable nightmare for most. Every square inch of your face, your features, your bone structure, your hair color, your eye color, your energy field, your motives, your wealth or your lack of wealth, your faults, every good and bad thing you ever did or THOUGHT in your last 50,000 aeons of incarnation, your lineage, your genetics, your thoughts, your intelligence level or lack of intelligence, your crossbreeding if any going back to 25,000 BCE...what can be extracted from you, etc etc etc is SCRUTINIZED as if you are under under a giant bright light and powerful x-ray microscope.

Any wonder why no Norwegian wants to know you?
They LOOK THOUGH your eternal soul history before they even consider to give you the time of day.

And since true Norwegians think they have the answers to everything, why would they care what incorrect wrong thinking you have? They do not care what is in your thought except to avoid it or contain it if it is dangerous to thier interests.

Most non norwegian races hate themselves and treat themselves and each other lower then worthless rabid mangy dogs, they treat each other like worthless slaves, bred in hate, to mistreat and kill.

Why would any Norwegian want to know humans with self loathing incorectly programed minds, bad energy and no good thoughts?

I always had this dream of moving to Norway for a couple of years, but after reading people's comment I'm sitting here with mixed feeling.
I keep reading that Norwegians are racists, they won't socialize, or be friends with you if you're a foreign. Do they treat every foreign like that, or is just with colored people? Do they treat white foreings like that as well?

Brenda wrote:

I always had this dream of moving to Norway for a couple of years, but after reading people's comment I'm sitting here with mixed feeling.
I keep reading that Norwegians are racists, they won't socialize, or be friends with you if you're a foreign. Do they treat every foreign like that, or is just with colored people? Do they treat white foreings like that as well?

As a white foreigner who lived in Norway for 8 years I can tell you that it's anything that is not norwegian. White people are treated a little better but if you are coloured you are treated like a piece of sh*t.

It's basically social apartheid, norway gives the perception that it is a tolerent socialist country but in reality it is very right-wing. Norwegians are arrogant, rude and very repressed. So it depends on you, if you can become a norwegian then you will be fine as for myself I could not sink down to being a self-centered, rude, arrogant person just to live in norway. Good Luck, you will need it.

Ex Ex-Pat wrote:

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As a white foreigner who lived in Norway for 8 years I can tell you that it's anything that is not norwegian. White people are treated a little better but if you are coloured you are treated like a piece of sh*t.
It's basically social apartheid, norway gives the perception that it is a tolerent socialist country but in reality it is very right-wing. Norwegians are arrogant, rude and very repressed. So it depends on you, if you can become a norwegian then you will be fine as for myself I could not sink down to being a self-centered, rude, arrogant person just to live in norway. Good Luck, you will need it.

Ex Ex-Pat speaks the truth, very much so. It`s very gratifying to exchange the exact same thoughts and sentiments with other expats, because for a while there I thought it was me(-: And now thanks to forums such as this one, I know for sure it`s not me, it`s all them them them. Unless you`re an extreme nature enthusiast with no skepticism in regards to bad weather 350 days a year, then I don`t see any strong reason to want to move to Norway. I found it dreary/gloomy, dark, depressing and very very boring. And I`m even half Norwegian(-: Take it from me, you`re not going to meet any full breed Norskies who will give you this sort of straight dope about the subject matter of NORWAY(-:

What Ex Ex-Pat says about the "official" socialism and the right wing self adoration and anti foreign attitudes among average citizens is also 100% spot on. I really disliked Norway, sorry to say. And I was there for many years, so I can back it up, the things I say.

Eric wrote:

<quoted text>Ex Ex-Pat speaks the truth, very much so. It`s very gratifying to exchange the exact same thoughts and sentiments with other expats, because for a while there I thought it was me(-: And now thanks to forums such as this one, I know for sure it`s not me, it`s all them them them. Unless you`re an extreme nature enthusiast with no skepticism in regards to bad weather 350 days a year, then I don`t see any strong reason to want to move to Norway. I found it dreary/gloomy, dark, depressing and very very boring. And I`m even half Norwegian(-: Take it from me, you`re not going to meet any full breed Norskies who will give you this sort of straight dope about the subject matter of NORWAY(-:

That's what I thought when I first moved to Norway: Maybe it's me and I just need to work harder to integrate. You soon realise that it's extreme nationalism and xenophobia and you will never be allowed to integrate. You are tolerated and never allowed to be an equal. Norwegians think they are superior to everyone else on earth.

To live in an environment like this is simply bad for your health and wellbeing, norway will never change.

You may think this extreme but at the moment the rest of the world will think that anders breivik is an evil twisted monster but anyone who has lived in norway would probably just consider him to be very very very very norwegian.

Sorry to say, but I fear there are many many Norwegians who strongly sympathize in silence with the basic ideas of Breivik.